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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a VENDING MACHINE.  Here are the clues for today:

1. My balls are blue.
   
2. You need balls to score.
   
3. Up to four people can play with my balls.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	hahaha, why is everyone looking at me???...:looks around frantically:...heh...:fiddles with fingers:...hahaha... meow...
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 12:03 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

Why kelly, you looked quite suspicious so that was why everybody was staring your way...

	I hope they're not talking about the cricket club as in the cricket insect...cuz that would be sad..
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 12:29 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

Nope kelly, the cricket club they speak of is the club, which has nothing to do with the insect..
..i think...

	at least I didn't pay for my pod, right?
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 12:34 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

yep yep.  Nothings better than a free iPod
That offer sounded too good to be true, but after you got it then i knew it was legit. =

	you're the girl!
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 12:58 AM by LeEbO0901 - delete - block user

YO momma.
Ah crap, that does make sense.. =X

	Happy early 19th! Mine's the day after yours haha
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 5:30 AM by IndoDiva - delete - block user

Thanks Fenny!

	my kitty doesn't inhale or eat 'cause it is a tattoo kitty (kelly saw it btw) i am more of a fruit roll up person than jelly bean.  once i ate 3 boxes in one setting without realizing it.  mummmmmm sugar gets you high in the cheapest way and it is legal
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 8:09 AM by lemonie - delete - block user

What are you talking about Xiu?
Fruit roll ups aren't that cheap.  Soda and M&M's are cheaper =P

	props
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 5:43 PM by da_lady_j - delete - block user

props back to ya jen..

	wow."...A rabbit ..got its revenge...." next time i have a grudge about someone or a store, i'll be sure to light myself on fire and hug whoever deserves my wrath.--...that rabbit musta been PISSED.
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 5:50 PM by asanluis1012 - delete - block user

Interesting allison...
Well, not only was the rabbit pissed, it was kinda.. well.. dead. O_O

	hahHhaHhahhAH. no, i had it right, i meant janning. you just had to be there.
	Posted 8/15/2004 at 10:59 PM by csnoopy - delete - block user

Darn.. too bad i wasn't there to see it courtney =[
Don't worry, if i have my way ill get to see that one of these days

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A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP OF SORTS..

HONG KONG - Hong Kong police arrested 115 men for illegally gambling on insect fights on Sunday in the same building that housed a cricket lovers' association, a police spokesman said.

Police seized about 300 crickets and $1,025 in cash during the bust, said police spokesman T.K. Ng.

The alleged bug gamblers remained in custody Sunday, but weren't immediately charged, Ng said. Illegal gambling carries a maximum penalty of $1,280 and three months' imprisonment.

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Inside a cricket lovers' association?
I guess it's more of a 'watching crickets attack each other and gaining money off of it' association.. heh..




MORE CRAJEE SHIT FROM...

THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST..

SPEAKING OF SHIT...

I NEED POOP---SERIOUSLY!

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Reply to: anon-32655130@craigslist.org Date: Tue Jun 01 18:30:49 2004 Hello..this might sound like a joke, but I am conducting a scientific experiment on human feces...I need it from both male and female subjects and am willing to pay a good price for it.. Send me information on weight, height, age, and approximately how much poop you will be able to sell, and I will explain to you how to arrange the deal... THIS IS NOT A JOKE. NOTE: it must be human poop, and not animal, this will contaminate the experiment, and it is very easy to tell the difference. *if you are a major supplier, we may open a link between us, i need LARGE ammounts, send me information on how much you could produce (if it's a small amount it's also okay). Caution: Feces must be in at least a semi-solid state. Please do not try to sell diarrhea. Diarrhea is not ok. Again, this is NOT a joke, a prank, or a hoax. Thanks for your time and your contribution to the development of scientific knowledge. Thank you. this is in or around Santa Monica it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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MY TIME TO SHINE...

[a.k.a. ' I should soOoOoO do this'...]

Fatties strike back!

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Reply to: anon-32545405@craigslist.org Date: Mon May 31 13:51:33 2004 Yes, I am fat and I'm that way because I know it pisses you off. I gleefully waddle down your street with a box of twinkies and a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup, eating chocolate coated twinkies and dropping the wrappers on your front lawn. I will sit next to you at the movies, on the Metro and on the bus, my plump, sweaty thigh crushing yours and my multiple rolls of fat taking up the arm rests. I do this to repulse you, and it's working beautifully. When I go to the gym I wear a leotard that's 3 sizes too small and get on the treadmill in front of you so you can only stare at my gargantuan ass. I use the motorized cart at the grocery store and when I see you coming down the cookie aisle I block you. And here's a mental image for you: we fat people are breeding. A whole new generation of squinty eyed brats with an insatiable lust for Doritos, squeezing melted Kit Kats between their pudgy fingers. Every time you see our children you'll have to deal with the mental picture of two fat people, naked, rolling around with their roly-poly partner as they grapple, sweat and moan. My goal? To bankrupt your health plan, bankrupt Medicare and raise your taxes. All of my fat friends are buying gallons of ice cream and dozens of donuts and we swear we won't stop until you beg for mercy. So don't bother telling us what to do, it only makes us eat more. Think about that the next time you see a rotund, gigantic, well-fed human being with a grin on their pudgy, pimply smiling face as they plod down the street. They're doing it to piss you, yes you, off. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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WHAT BARBIE WOULD LOOK LIKE...

..IF SHE WERE PARIS HILTON..

 

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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
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The answer to Thursday's "More Dirty Minds" was SOUP.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I can be a butt peddler.
   
2. You have to stick it in my slot to get something.
   
3. You have to pay me to taste my juice.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

(uh oh, this one's a long one.. >.< )

	Should've seen those responses to that kitty story...do i hear...SPCA?  I guess mellow kitty is better than kitty grabbin' on to your not-so-happy-spot.
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 12:07 AM by sanfrangiants06 - delete - block user

Haha, that's so messed up jon, but sad to say, it's true.  A man get's his package 'fondled' by a cat and nobody cares, but when a man shares some mary-jane with their cat, all the animal lovers go up the wall.  

	HAHAHAHAHAHA The kitty post is hilarious..that's all..
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 12:20 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

Yes indeedy kelly.

	that scientific data can save us billions!--or lose ...
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 12:39 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

Hey Chris, I think that the data shown above in that post can actually save us billions!

	if your xanga was a show, it would be the graham norton effect. i once saw a vid of a kitty heavily petting herself, if you know what i mean.
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 2:01 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

Sorry shaun, i didn't get what you meant by that.  But then again im a slow-azz mofo so maybe i'll figure it out in a day and then release an "oOoOoOoO" outta nowhere come monday.

	wsup y0. sorry, i didnt read your entry, so i have nothing to rant on it. its too long for me to read this late. i just wanted to say hey wsup! and hope you enjoy whats left of your vacation! not fair, you got an extra week! yeah, sorry i havent talked to ya lately i know, im a bad sister/friend. well anyway, we should catch up sometime soon! take care.
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 2:54 AM by csnoopy - delete - block user

It's alright that you didn't read it Courtney, it's not like I'm forcing anybody to come read/comment on this stuff.
Yes, we do get one whole week more than you, but once you're back in school it'll actually sink in that i have one more week.. and then the panic and the paranoia will start to come in =

Anyways... hope you enjoy the rest of your summer vacation as well.  Four days and counting... =

	Wow now the Earth finally has a use for evil cats! We can use them for our depraved entertainemtn as stoning test beds! And then when they overdose and die we can throw all the dead cat bodies into the sea to feed the sharks and get them stoned as well!
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 4:13 AM by whonose - delete - block user

Geeze luke, somebody's obsessed with the utter destruction of all the kitty-cat kind.. O.o

	kitty on pot .. holy dame nothing is funnier.  too bad my kitty doesn't eat or inhale it is a special kitty that i had on me at all times the internet dating experiments is freaking awesome ... man, i would date a guy just for writing something that stupid and yet so funny and ummm is it soup???? probably not, but i am bored and still have 4 more hours at work to go... lalallala
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 9:31 AM by lemonie - delete - block user

How do YOU know that your kitty doesn't inhale? O.o
..hum.. in that case, I wrote that internet dating thing..
And yes Xiu, it WAS soup.. GOOD FOR YOU! ^_^

	i want a kitty like that.. that`s great.. great entry.. thanks for the bday greeting =)
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 11:47 AM by theobliviousone - delete - block user

Haha, I'd like to have a cat that I could do that with too.. haha
and thanks charissa for the compliment, although it should go out to the three writers of those rants on Craigslist =)

	haahaha catnip perhaps?....it is the equivaalent to "pot" hahaha...meow...
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 1:24 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

Sorry Kelly, me thinks it was straight up pot..
I wonder what would happen if we give this kitten pot.. ::evil grin towards kelly::

	you got the scientific order all messed up. No wonder that guy has to write a proposal to get a date. THATS SO HOT! ok i'll date him./ lol
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 3:09 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

Eh, so what puiyi if the hypothesis wasn't one of the first things? that post still probably got him laid

	I so do not say the darndest thing.. do I? Noooo, I can't that be stupid... oh wait.. maybe. NOOOOOOOO!!!
	Posted 8/13/2004 at 8:48 PM by beelicious - delete - block user

Sorry keoammara, it's true.. everybody here that comments 'says the darndest things'

	Holy crap that's like material straight from Chapelle's Show.. cat's on crack?! haha. And I think the answer is... chili.... yes.. chili.
	Posted 8/14/2004 at 8:26 AM by TjhoZ4 - delete - block user

Sorry Teejay, it wasn't chili, better luck next time

	soo hard to prop you
	Posted 8/14/2004 at 11:12 AM by da_lady_j - delete - block user

Am I really that hard to prop jenn?
Everybody else doesn't seem to have a problem with it..

Maybe it's a jenn thing, right jenny shen?

	son of a bitch my cat is like that!!!!! so what yall think i should smoke with it??? damn i mean she be scratching me all damn night and pouncing on every thing...shit i thought da damn cat had rabbies
	Posted 8/14/2004 at 11:45 AM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

Sorry to hear that gavi.  Well.. you could always just get rid of her.

	yea, it's the Lance Armstrong Foundation. lol the band that i have is too big for my wrist, but i wear is anyways. =P just hope i don't lose it
	Posted 8/14/2004 at 12:53 PM by greenhighlighter - delete - block user

OoO.. interesting, monica.  It can't be that loose, or else you have a REALLY small wrist.

	soup! mmm. i've read your blog on three different occasions but have failed to find the rants/dollars area (because your entries are a mile long ) anywho, happy early birthday fellow leo -- i'm two days older than you! hehe wonkette? i guess i am a stupid intern...good thing i only work in midtown, haha. omg i love boondocks *points down* ah...see...leo's ARE speshal people. yesh, speshalllll.
	Posted 8/14/2004 at 1:53 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user

	dollars? i meant dollars...i think it's cuz they looks like little coins..hehe. OOPS!
	Posted 8/14/2004 at 1:57 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user

	dollars? i meants dollars...i think it's cuz they looks like little coins..hehe. OOPS!
	Posted 8/14/2004 at 1:57 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user

	lmao i give up. EPROPS EPROPS EPROPS EPROPS! that's what i meant. i need to learn to think before i type...or at least READ it prior to pressing the little button! *re-reads twice before submitting*
	Posted 8/14/2004 at 1:59 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user

thanks for the early birthday wishes my fellow leo Dina.
and thanks for the multiple comments too

 

wow... what a long day in commentaries... @_@

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IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BEANS, STUPID!

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Two armed men robbed the Jelly Belly factory north of San Francisco, making off with cash but none of the jelly beans that were a favorite of the late President Reagan, officials said on Thursday.

Two masked men entered the factory after the close of business on Tuesday as staff were counting the takings from the visitors center. They fled with an undisclosed amount of money but no sweets.

"It happened after hours, number one, so no visitors were put in any danger and no one was hurt here," company president Robert Simpson told Reuters by telephone. "The outcome was as good as we could have hoped for in circumstances like that."

Jelly Belly, which says it is the largest U.S. maker of jelly beans, gained much publicity from Reagan who kept a jar of the company's jelly beans in his office.

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Yes, two thugs just wanted to go to the jelly belly factory to steal SHITLOADS of jelly beans...

But then again, who knows.. .of all places why would they target a candy factory? O_o



BURNING REVENGE...

Blazing Bunny Spreads Fire at Cricket Club

LONDON (Reuters) - A rabbit set alight by a bonfire at a British cricket club got its revenge when it ran burning into a hut and set it ablaze destroying costly equipment, the club said on Friday.

Members of Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, western England, were burning dead branches when a rabbit caught up in the waste sped burning from the flames spreading a fire which destroyed lawnmowers and tools worth $110,000.

"After it had been going 5 minutes, the rabbit shot out of the bonfire on fire and went into the hut which is our equipment store," club chairman John Bedbrook told Reuters.

Two fire engines were called to extinguish the blaze. The rabbit's skeleton was discovered in the charred hut.

"The firemen were certainly concerned about the rabbit. They felt sorry for it," said Bedbrook.
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Looks like the rabbit administered his 'just desserts' 

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TRUE THIS IS BUT...

IPOD BATTERIES ONLY LAST FOR 16 MONTHS...

an interesting little video file...
..if it's true.. Chris and the rest of you out there with ipods should enjoy it as much as you can right now O_O

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anyways

Enough of my craziness.. Til tomorrow..
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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was GREASE.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I come in a can.
   
2. When I'm too hot, you blow me.
   
3. Putting me inside you can warm you up.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	Wow, Eric, hahaha I was about to link you to your own site, wow...I havent even turned on the light today, what does that tell you???... hahaha oh man...there should be a receipt machine O_O meow...
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 12:17 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

Haha, yes kelly, there should be a machine that just prints out fake receipts.  that would be SoOoOo cool!
and i can't believe you havn't turned the light on yet..

	if BofA (not BoA ) is everywhere u want it to be, you'd have one in your bedroom, next to your computer... looks like that machine is hatchin' some money...3-20s in the 1st pic and that C-note..maybe my pile of ATM receipts will hatch some money!
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 12:25 AM by sanfrangiants06 - delete - block user

Aye jon, whats wrong with exchanging some money and putting some into my wallet? Since when was that a crime? O.o

And about the 'everywhere you want to be,' that's visa, not bank of america..

	CNet says to wait a while for Microsoft to fix up all the bugs the XPSP2 may have. All hail CNet. You get a lot of atm action ahha you atm pimp. play on playa and pimp them automatic teller hos
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 12:33 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

Haha, the all mighty-CNet Gods say wait a month.  Im the type of person who loves to update the drivers and the software as soon as it comes out. O_O

I be pimping them automatic teller hoes, just for ya shaun   LOL

	Oh damn...I saw AT LEAST $160 there in them pics of yours..care to share?..LoL.. I know I wouldn't forget that kinda cash layin around...=) Anywho, would the answer be WD-40?
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 2:48 AM by gotitgurl - delete - block user

Sure, i'll share some with you
the only reason why I had that much moolah laying around was because I helped some people buy some stuff off ebay.
And no, the answer wasn't WD-40.  Good guess though

	That thing is a videotape player? It looks bigger than you. And you're rather... huggable.
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 3:41 AM by whonose - delete - block user

No luke, that is a videotape rewinder not player.
and thanks for the... compliment? O.o

	taking out more than you put in--that's the American way! I had SP2 since november Now it's time to install the gold version.
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 6:19 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

Haha, great way of putting it, chris
I couldn't gotten it since november too, just Im not too fond of beta software.  One day old 'gold' stuff i don't mind though =P

	wow, all this new found money.... i would like some... thanks! haha it's almost like a big present to yourself haha!
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 10:30 AM by LeEbO0901 - delete - block user

not really leanne.. I just charged it and people paid me back, so it's not like i 'found' money, I just havn't spent it, that's all =D

	i'm sure your deposits are larger than your withdrawals..as for me...i go to the bofa atm, stick a piece of paper that says "suckers" in the deposit envelope and type in a deposit of $1000. --sad...i'm not joking
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 4:02 PM by asanluis1012 - delete - block user

You are just joking, right allison?
that's quite funny if you did though!

	i hope your deposits are a hella of alot larger then probly your little ten dollar withdraws um...can i have some of that cash too!
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 4:47 PM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

sure, why not?  sharing is caring   I'll go treat you to lunch or something

	reaches hand out tooo reach for money!
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 8:28 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

::quickly sticks money in between underwear so puiyi won't get to it::

	hah there is an atm everywhere at my school but since i am absoutly and totally broke i have not shown my face at one in a while.  on the plus side i am debt free and seriously dude, you go to the atm more often than most people pee in a month
	Posted 8/12/2004 at 8:59 PM by lemonie - delete - block user

Hey... whatta ya talking about?  I'm debt free.. for the most part.. hahahaha....
and I only went to the ATMs 55 times in one YEAR.  That's not that much...

..wait a sec.. it IS! =X

never mind, nevermind....

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MORE CRAZY RANDOM SHIT...

FOUND ON CRAIGSLIST!

 

My kitty LOVES pot

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Reply to: anon-39180867@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-08-12, 12:54PM PDT


OK I got a kitten a couple weeks ago and it was just SPASTIC. It would hide under the couch and when you walked by it would attack your feet. If you were sleeping kitty would pounce on your face, claws out and all. It was begining to piss me off. Don't get me wrong this kitten is ultra cute...but I wasnt having this little fucker attacking me all the time. I tried to pawn it off on a few friends with no luck. So I decided that I was gonna get the little fucker high. I started by holding it and blowing hits in its face. OMG it was so fucking cool to see the smoke come out of its little pink nostrils! This fucker was inhaling! A friend came over and we decided to put kitty in a box and cut a hole to blow smoke in. Lets just say kitty chilled the fuck out! When we let him go out of the box he went str8 for the food bowl. Kitty ate every last morsel and sat and licked the bowl for a half hour. Now watching this stoned kitten have the munchies was fucking hilarious! Now when I am about to light up a sweet green nugget, kitty knows and comes right over for his share. Then we just chill and eat doritos and drink coke. Yes kitty loves drinking coke too. Now my kitten and I are the bestest of friends and we owe it all to marijuana!
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Reply to: anon-35218073@craigslist.org Date: Thu Jul 01 00:16:24 2004 1. Abstract. Date me. 2. Introduction. Hi, my name is __________. 2.1. Appearance. I am about 6 feet tall (although I was recently made aware that I might only be 5'11 and a half). I have blonde hair, and my eyes are either blue or grey. I weigh approximately 175 pounds (subject to g = 9.8 m/ss), and am neither a dragon nor a pinata. 2.3.a 2.2. Personality and Stuff. I am a computer nerd with interests in art, philosophy, music, and world domination. I am good at the things I do, and always try to make myself better. I am curious, intelligent, and like ice cream. Especially coffee ice-cream. 2.3. Things I Do and Don't. Sometimes I read. Sometimes I draw. Sometimes I practice beating people up. And sometimes I play board games. Lately, I've been learning to ballroom dance. (Along with every other guy in the Bay Area). 2.1.a I don't drink or smoke. Smoking is icky, and drinking always feels like cheating. Unless it's yummy, in which case I will occasionally ask you to let me have a taste. Also, I don't kick puppies. 2.1.b 3. Hypothesis. You want me. 4. Experiment. 4.1. Materials. I am attracted to all sorts of girls, and prefer intelligence and sense of humor over bust size. I want someone who is confident about the stuff she knows, and interested in the things she doesn't. You should like words, science, and video games. But you shouldn't be ugly either. Or male. Or a zombie dragon, powerful in life, unstoppable in death. 4.2. Procedure. . 4.2.a 4.3. Things We Can Do Together. We can go sailing, or hiking, or play tennis. Or you can tell me about some really good play/band/stripper which we go see. Or we can just meet up for coffee. Or better yet, coffee ice-cream. 5. Conclusion. Stick figures are fun. You should email me. I like ice-cream. ---------

Ode to Interns

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Reply to: anon-35334998@craigslist.org Date: Fri Jul 02 09:35:17 2004 Oh, interns, how I hate ye You are so very stupid At my job, you sit near me You get yelled at For being stupid But today you have brought Your dad To work You are introducing him Like a total douchebag You are the worst things to happen to Washinton Since Panda-mania (you are even more useless) You roam the streets of Georgetown Like a horde of wild animals Last night at a stop sign I had to wait 10 minutes For 100 of you to cross With your stupid Lush bags You might also shop at Commander Salamander What are you, In high school? The fourth of July Will be the worst intern day In the history of stupid interns They will take the metro To the mall, which will be near Their stupid Hill office buildings Oh interns, you are so stupid I bet you have never even Heard of Wonkette I have three words for you Go fuck yourselves

 

Aww... craigslist... how I love thee..

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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a GARBAGE DISPOSAL.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I lubricate your joint.
   
2. If I'm on the rag, you don't use it.
   
3. It's sometimes hard to get me off.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	Wow...:turns on light:... meow...
	Posted 8/11/2004 at 12:03 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

haha, wow kelly, im guessing that you've completed your task of the day, eh?

	So how do you Asians cope who don't only not have arse hair but have no hair whatsoever? When you sweat are you like one of those novelty goo pots that contain that funky jello type stuff that squeezes out of your hands???
	Posted 8/11/2004 at 12:25 AM by whonose - delete - block user

Interesting question luke... my answer: we just cope
and sorry to say, I had no clue what you were inferring to about the novelty goo pots.. =X

	puerto rico doesnt count as a state, does it? p.s. kitten's are extra tender, and so are flamingos.
	Posted 8/11/2004 at 12:56 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

the P.R. would be a territory of the US, and not a state.
One thing that boggles my mind though.. when I fill out online apps and they have a dropdown list of "STATES", Washington DC seems to be in a lot of them.. what the heck is up with that?!?
mMmMmM.. flamingos... ::drools like homer simpson about duff beer and donuts::
Hey chris, me thinks you've been hanging around luke too much, referencing to the flamingos and all.. haha

P.S.  Thanks for the 130+ hits and the 3 new subscriptions from your little link to my weird lil world..

I heard about that school on the channel 4 news! ... To shave or not to shave? that is the question. It's you versus the Cakalusa. you guys should make up a chart about the advantages of shaving and not shaving. Just kidding. Do that and I'll scream. OMG I've been to Palawan before. PI is crazy. A couple of my dad's less scrupulous barangay (iono the english transliteration?) friends got drunk once, and they ended up killing a man and eating him also. GROSS

Posted 8/11/2004 at 1:46 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

hum... hey shaun, that pro and con list about shaving them ass hairs does sound pretty tempting...

...NOT!

how cool is that?  I know somebody who knows somebody who has tried human...

	HAHAHA Dogs are better anyways..You become the cat's bitch if you have one. LOL that was one nasty ASS post..Don't guys learn from shaving their face that stubble does grow?? BTW...It's simple..You just don't remember to eat because you're so caught up with other things and forget. LOL
	Posted 8/11/2004 at 11:01 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

Haha, so true kelly about the cats
...and a very nice play on words I might add..

	oh so there're only 50 states? I thought it was 55 Best of Craigslist is the best..i love reading that too... now we know we got too much free time...so we start reading random stuff online...great...
	Posted 8/11/2004 at 1:22 PM by little_sunflower - delete - block user

Geeze joy.. where have YOU been?  There are SIXTY (60) states to the USA!! durr...

My new found hobby is to read from the best of craigslist.. it goes some pretty interesting stuff in there!

	asians. my mother has more leg hair than my father. thats asian body hair for you.
	Posted 8/11/2004 at 3:08 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

very interesting, puiyi...
It's not like that in my house... O.o

	Umm.. yeah. I like reading this.. weird... just like Chris.. CakaLusa.. but I think he's cuter. SHUCKS.. did I say that out loud.. damn it..
	Posted 8/11/2004 at 6:08 PM by beelicious - delete - block user

yes, you just said that aloud

	this is much more random than the other site ...  both sites are pretty cool thou.  make me lazy and bumb-like ... i have yet to open a book oo  oh and is it a blender ????
	Posted 8/11/2004 at 8:41 PM by lemonie - delete - block user

It's okay, it's been a while since i've opened a book too, so im not going to preach to you about reading and what not

And no, it wasn't a blender.  Better luck next time

 

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HOLY CRAP!! 

Have you ever procrastinated on something that you were supposed to do, taking the lazy way out by not doing it?

This would be one of them... hehe...

My parents got really concerned when they couldn't stick a tape into the videotape rewinder without it starting to move around.  After constant nagging, I decide to do something about it...

What did I do?  I shoved all of that stuff that was underneath the videotape rewinder into an envelope and threw it into one of my drawers, for examination whenever I needed it.

What exactly was all of that junk, you might ask?
I'm quite embarassed to say that those would be all of my ATM slips.

What's more pathetic is after I chronologically ordered them and then counted them... @_@

Here's the final damage:

IN THE TIME FRAME OF A LITTLE LESS THAN ONE YEAR (8/20/03 to Present)...

Times I went into a Bank of America to make a deposit: Eight (8)

Times I went to a Bank of America ATM to withdrawal money: Thirty-Four (34)

Times I went into a Wells Fargo to make a deposit: Four (4)

Times I went to a Wells Fargo ATM to withdrawal money: Twenty-One (21)

HOLY CRAP! That's a whole lotta ATM action @_@

That's what happens when 'the money machine' is right dab in the middle of your college campus, as well as very easy access at your workplace, and having fun shops and eateries all around both places.. @_@

...lets not get started on my online shopping habits now, shall we? O.o

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JIBJAB...

I'm pretty sure that most people have heard about or seen this already, but to those of you who havn't seen it, here it is:

http://www.jibjab.com/

It's the highly publicized comic of Kerry and Bush's parody of "this land is your land".  It's pretty funny, and I suggest that all of you check it out.



SERVICE PACK 2 FOR WINDOWS XP...

If you hella want it and you don't want to wait for Windows Update to post it up, clicking HERE to download it will give you service pack 2.  It's a 266MB file, but if you really want it, ya really want it =P

I jumped the gun, installed it on all three of the family computers, and I must say, it didn't screw up my computer! ::GASPS::

anyways...
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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was an AMBULANCE.  Here are the clues for today:

1. You should get me wet before your turn me on.
   
2. When I grind your meat, I'm noisy.
   
3. Sticking your fingers inside me could be dangerous.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	I wonder what the Ultimate Prize for an Asian TV Show would be...I know what mine would be ... poor lennie...www.planetlennie.com losing his cat and retiring his comic strip in 2 weeks...
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 12:10 AM by sanfrangiants06 - delete - block user

Aye jon, your obsession with Boa is freakishly freaky... O.o

	i think that calvin and hobbes ending is too cliche. I'm getting tired of it! How politically incorrect is that gameshow? Wow... and I thought Family Guy was wrongfully banned..
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 12:33 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

I know whatcha mean chris, it's like whenever something ends, thats the way they end it by.
And Family Guy was banned?  All this time I just that that comedy central bought it from Fox and then after a while they didn't make any new ones... @_@
wow, I guess they are right, you DO learn something new every day... =X

	Even I admit, that game show is so JACKED UP..I saw the previews for it..It's like fear factor times 10..something like that..I feel bad for the illegal mexican immigrants..but then again in a way I don't..less dirty mexicans in america! =X
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 12:49 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

interesting kelly... I've never seen previews for it, i guess it's not in my area or something.. O_O

	AHHA thats so funny. the losers should be thrown over the border. speakinf of which, itd be funny if there was a lake of fire between the borders. no new mexicans.
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 5:46 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

	whoops that last line doesnt make sense. no new texans. <NO
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 5:46 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

dang shaun, thats a tad harsh.. O.o
And not just new Texans, but Californians and all the -ians of the states connected to the Mexican border.

	wow i just read yesterday's entry and i was like the heck?? that guy cut of it crotch? haha must not be funny to the guys though >_< anyways, gtg now later dude.
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 9:02 AM by greenhighlighter - delete - block user

But Monica, he did it to himself, so if he's crazy enough to do that because his wife wouldn't have sex with him, then he deserved it.. LOL

	heheh. that would be the lowlight of my day : OP haha jk jk  ^_^
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 12:22 PM by shenny - delete - block user

Aww.. shenny make me sad now
haha, kidding

man that saddens me...im mexican...wow...poor mexican just trying to live in this free country...and the exploit it.. asses :rolleyes: and i dont appriciate his comment <TABLE class=blogbody style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #292421" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width="5%"> <TD vAlign=top> AHHA thats so funny. the losers should be thrown over the border. speakinf of which, itd be funny if there was a lake of fire between the borders. no new mexicans. <TR> <TD width="5%">  <TD>Posted 8/9/2004 at 5:46 AM by lumpiablog buh i know we are intitled to our own oppinion...so yeah...:rolleyes:

Posted 8/9/2004 at 4:05 PM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

yeah, it is sad how so many people were calling in and were willing to go through all the pain and humuliation just to be able to live in 'the land of opportunity'. =X
and like you said gavi, we're all entitiled to our own opinions.

Just mine's is the correct one!
haha... kidding... =X

	lay mami & dadi hai hong kong lay gar?
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 5:36 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

hey puiyi,
gnou mami hai canton lay ga, gnou dadi hai macau lay ga. =P

btw, You know how hard it was to sound out "my" in cantonese phonetically? O.o

	The highlight of my day was turning on the ligh O_O... meow...
	Posted 8/9/2004 at 9:51 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

wow kelly, and if you *REALLY* love to turn on lights, then everyday must be a good day for you then! </sarcasm>
aww.. =[

	You know whats even worse? The highlight of the day being a visit to www.xanga.com/aznbro85
	Posted 8/10/2004 at 12:16 AM by whonose - delete - block user

Well luke, if its so bad, you should stop coming here then

	you want my job, you can have it.... it's so.... arghhhh! we can switch, i'll have UCSF, and you can have 7-11. that way you wouldn't have to travel so far to work.... good idea eric.... when can i start?
	Posted 8/10/2004 at 10:04 AM by LeEbO0901 - delete - block user

leanne, I was thinking more on the lines of a second job, seeing how I got my hours cut and all... And wouldn't it be like.. SO FUN to be co-workers?

kidding.. i CRINGE at the thought of that... =X

anyways...

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MAN... THATS HELLA SAVAGE! O.o

MANILA (Reuters) - A man and his two sons have been arrested on suspicion of murdering a neighbor and then eating parts of his body after he tripped over a woman relative at a dance, Philippine police said on Tuesday.

The three men are suspected of stabbing neighbor Benjie Ganoy to death last month in a remote village in the southwestern island of Palawan. They ate his ears, tongue and arms after roasting the body over a fire, provincial police chief Michael Garraez said.

"They stabbed him repeatedly, cut off the man's ears, pulled out his tongue and ate it," Garraez told Reuters by telephone. He was quoting a sworn statement by a witness, who said he had been forced to eat some flesh taken from the victim's arms.

Garraez said there was no tradition of cannibalism in the area.

He said the father had apparently been angry after Ganoy accidentally tripped over his daughter during a dance party.

Police said the victim disappeared after the dance party on July 17. The witness led them to the burned body almost a week later.

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Note to self:  Don't trip over somebody's daughter at a dance... You'll be SORRY if you do..



O...M....F... GOD! 

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A chain of private California schools that taught immigrants there are 53 U.S. states and four branches of the U.S. government was ordered to stop handing out phony diplomas this week, state Attorney General Bill Lockyer said on Friday.

Authorities seized the assets of California Alternative High School and asked a judge to stop the company's 30 schools statewide from handing out "high school diplomas" to students dreaming of a better life through education, Lockyer said.

The company charged its mainly Latino students $450 to $1,450 for a 10-week course based on a 54-page book that was riddled with errors, according to a lawsuit filed on Monday.

Students learned that Congress had two houses -- the Senate for Democrats and the House for Republicans; that the U.S. flag had not been updated to reflect the addition of Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico to the "original" 50 states; that the federal "administrative" branch oversees the Treasury Department (news - web sites); and that World War II occurred from 1938 to 1942.

There are 50 U.S. states, including Alaska and Hawaii, who are represented on the U.S. flag. Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory, not a state. There is no "administrative" branch of the U.S. government. The three branches are judicial, executive and legislative. World War II was fought between 1939 and 1945, although the United States did not enter the war until 1941.

The workbook also refers to the play, "Death of a Traveling Salesman," not Arthur Miller's classic "Death of a Salesman."

The company claimed to have 78 locations nationwide and said it was actively expanding operations despite court orders in two other states that sought to block it from claiming the diplomas were "official," Lockyer said.

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Dayum, thats hella messed up, these people are trying hard to make it here, wasting upwards to $1450 for one of these classes, and they're teaching these folk false information and giving them fake high school diplomas. 
Not only was it a waste of time and money, but they gave these students false hope and i'm guessing that these people will need to retake the class =X



WHY KITTENS ARE EVIL...

[As taken from Craigslist]

Kitten vs. boyfriend - LOL

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Reply to: anon-35283400@craigslist.org Date: Thu Jul 01 15:58:39 2004 I have a wonderful kitten. She is full of energy and loves to play with anything in sight. She will hide under the bed skirt and attack your ankles as I get into or out of bed. She will sneak under the covers and stalk my toes as I sleep. Then when I least expect she will tip over the glass of water on my headboard and douse me with cold water. Anything that dangles or springs is at her compleete mercy. My boyfriend use to like her. He now fears/hates her. We were getting a little playful in the bedroom last weekend when he decided to hide next to the bed (naked) and play "peek-a-boo". I guess my kitten thought he was playing with her because she jumped from under the bed and grabed ahold of his dangling unit. This scared my boyfriend so he jumped straight up with her still attached. He closed his legs with her still hanging on and biting so she is now scratching his ass with her hind legs and biting as hard as she can. He was trying not to hurt her when he tripped on his shoes and landed face first on the bed, bouncing just enough to give her time to jump to safety. I was trying so hard not to laugh at him and to check on her but it didn't work. I have never laughed so hard in my life. He won't come over anymore with her out and she hisses every time she sees him. He said she goes or he goes. I guess I need a new boyfriend now. I never really liked him anyhow. Good kitty.

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A FRIENDLY PSA FROM...

YOUR FRIENDS AT CRAIGSLIST..

[from The Best of Craigslist]

WARNING!!!

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Reply to: anon-35274458@craigslist.org Date: Thu Jul 01 14:15:24 2004 Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

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anyways...

Thinking about a doing a real entry tomorrow... But until then...

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Enough of my Craziness..til tomorrow
LATERS GATORS!

 

P.S. Screw the 11:59PM pattern I've had going on.  I've messed up twice in one week and when school starts I don't think i'll have the time to try to get it exactly at 11:59PM. 

so yeah, updates when I update, but don't worry kiddos, it'll still be daily, unless I get uberlazy (like the past few days) =

anyways... lates!

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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a PEACH.  Here are the clues for today:

1. When I come, I'm very noisy.
   
2. You want me to come quickly.
   
3. No one wants to come inside me.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	so if that guy protested against the education system, would he cut off his head? what about the local marathon running?
	Posted 8/8/2004 at 12:08 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

it wasn't really a protest per-se, it was more that his wife was putting out on him and that was his way of "punishing" her... >.<
But with your two examples, chris, im guessing "OFF WITH MY HEAD!" and "OFF WITH MY LEGS".. HAHA

	HAHAHA Wat the HELL was that guy thinking?? I don't know ANY guy in his right mind would cut off his manliness..LOL many guys have told me they'd rather die.. The mothman prophecy just doesn't seem very realistic..BUT I heard the chainsaw massacre was hella SCARY..from guys...lol Is the answer to ur dirty mind...a peach??? hahaha
	Posted 8/8/2004 at 12:13 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

I know.. most guys don't like the thought about their little one being handled in that sort of manner..
I've delayed the viewing of Texas Chainsaw Massacre to until my sister comes home in two weeks.  that way I can scare the bejesus outta her as well

And yes kelly, it WAS a peach!

	I know this has nothing to do with anything, but it does if you think about it...- How does he pee???... Awww...thats soooo kawaii...dont be afraid meow...
	Posted 8/8/2004 at 10:16 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

Haha, now that you mention it kelly, I DO wonder where he pee's.  I'm guessing that hole still works, just that he doesn't have the aim anymore.  Therefore, my hypothesis is that he has to sit to take a piss now..

	hehe lol.. ya.. eric...shenny actually did enjoy the game : OP   ^_^ it was funn.. but made me dizzzy. haha. O_O hmm i'm scared to clikc that link >_< wahh. dun scare me eric. >< me'll scream... and ur ears will hurt >___________<
	Posted 8/8/2004 at 3:00 PM by shenny - delete - block user

Don't worry shenny, the link itself wasn't really scary, it just reminded me of the fact that the movie was based on TRUE events, and that the movie wasn't just all make believe as I had hoped..

anyways..

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GOODBYE, 'THE BIG PICTURE'...

[click on the pic to enlarge]
The end of a comic...

Twas like a comic version of Seinfeld.  A comic about nothing...
I'm going to miss Lennie's random babble about religion and politics.. =



A 'LOL' CONVERSATION...

m4 k3 7upyo urs (5:39:50 PM): sup

coolguy885 (6:05:36 PM): supp

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:12:05 PM): so boring

coolguy885 (6:12:14 PM): ic... no games to play?

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:12:21 PM): nope

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:12:21 PM): =(

coolguy885 (6:12:23 PM): da fei gay la~

coolguy885 (6:12:24 PM): rofl

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:12:30 PM): diu ley la~

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:12:38 PM): -_-

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For those of you who aren't chinese, and to those who couldn't make out our phonetics, I told him to go jack off, and he told me to fuck myself...

hahaha



A 'LOL' CONVERSATION (PART II)

[ a.k.a. Our pathetic lives exposed =X  ]

coolguy885 (6:13:16 PM): anyways... how's the day been comin along?

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:14:35 PM): its coming along to a whole lot of nothing

coolguy885 (6:14:44 PM): mines too

coolguy885 (6:15:02 PM): the highlight of my day was watching eminem's '8 mile'

coolguy885 (6:15:04 PM): =X

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:15:11 PM): lol @ u

coolguy885 (6:15:35 PM): well... what was the highlight of YOUR day?

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:15:43 PM): my highlight of the day is drinking

 this orange soda right now

coolguy885 (6:16:54 PM): LOL back atcha

coolguy885 (6:16:58 PM): ~@_@~

m4 k3 7upyo urs (6:17:23 PM): =[

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HAHA

Seriously.. watching Eminem's '8 Mile' or drinking cream soda as being the highlight of somebody's day..  We all know who's the loser at this contest, right?



WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO?

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Some TV shows offer an extreme makeover, others a bid for pop stardom. But the hottest reality show in the U.S. Hispanic market is offering the ultimate prize -- a potential green card to immigrants desperate to pursue the American dream.

"Gana la Verde" ("Win the Green") has attracted big audiences and hundreds of contestants willing to eat burritos crammed with live worms, jump off high-speed trucks or wash sky-scraper windows in exchange for a year's legal help in speeding up their visa or green card cases.

The show, run five times a week on small Spanish-language television channels in Los Angeles, San Diego, Houston and Dallas, was the brainchild of Lenard Liberman, executive vice president of the independent TV and radio company Liberman Broadcasting.

"When you are in the Hispanic market, you realize that immigration and legal status is the number one issue ... They want to be able to earn a living and not have the pressure of wondering if they are able to stay or not," Liberman said on Thursday.

"We could do a show and give the winner a cash prize, or a toaster oven. But I thought, what would be the ultimate prize for someone living in the United States as an immigrant? ... To have a prestigious law firm handle their case would be something invaluable," he said.

The show started running on July 1 and Liberman said it had been consistently No. 2 in prime-time Los Angeles Spanish language stations.

"The response has been outstanding. We have a waiting list. We get letters in the mail, hundreds if not thousands of phone calls, and had people flying in from places like Chicago who want to be in the show," he said.

An estimated 2 million immigrants, most of them Latino, live and work in California and millions more are trying to extend or alter their visas to remain in the country legally.

"It is a sad commentary ... You can't really blame the program makers," said Alex Nogales, president of the National Hispanic Media Coalition which campaigns for positive Hispanic representation in the U.S. media.

"But how humiliating it is, and how desperate do people have to be, to get something that is so necessary to your life and to the future of your children. It is heart-wrenching," he said.

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going through so much just to 'live the american dream'.. Thats kinda sad... =X

 

anyways..
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Enough of my craziness... until tomorrow
LATERS GATORS!

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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a TV.  Here are the clues for today:

1. Eating my hard part could make you choke.
   
2. You sometimes lick my fuzz.
   
3. When I'm ready, my juice is sweet.

O.o

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	i actualyl had some "coldstones" ::gasp:: today. I reluctantly refused, but in the end, gave into peer-pressure. I took a medium sized :X
	Posted 8/6/2004 at 12:08 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

::GASPS::
You make it sound like you just sinned, chris.  But on the contrary, wasn't it a HEAVENLY delight?   LOL
But then again, I personally didn't care too much for it when I had it.  I guess I don't have too sophisticated of taste buds..

	haha I MIGHT take a bullet for some ice cream...At least die happy right?..haha *knock on wood* Ish the answer to ur dirty mind...a tv???
	Posted 8/6/2004 at 12:24 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

Well kelly, that depends if you recieved your ice cream before you got shot, eh? =X
*knocks on wood*

And yes, the answer was a TV =P

	omg i bet it was only like what FIVE dollars at the most~!! geeze... and no its not worth it unless your going to shit gold ...lol
	Posted 8/6/2004 at 11:08 AM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

Haha, very true.  But then again, I swear, them ice cream cart people try to rip others off, so it might have been around $7-10 O_O

	that is the coolest way for an ice cream man to go down. i'd rather be a maniac guntoting ice cream vendor than... you know, not.
	Posted 8/6/2004 at 5:43 PM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

Haha, uh oh, better stay away from San Pablo while Shaun's on the loose selling ice cream from the back of an ice cream buggie =X

	hehe. it's k^_^ i forgive u for making me eyes dizzy ^_^ heh. haha.. icecream cone =_=
	Posted 8/7/2004 at 12:20 AM by shenny - delete - block user

I bet you did enjoy that game though, eh, shenny?

	speculate on what the ice cream man might have said to the woman... I'm out of ice cream, but would you like a bullet to your head instead... or... buy some of my ice cream kid or i'll blow your head up! gee, what people would go through just to make some money... depressing
	Posted 8/7/2004 at 2:30 AM by Ming_Likes_To_Sing - delete - block user

Yes ming, quite depressing.  I do ponder what that confrontation was all about.. @_@
Would be very crazy if one of those choices you put down was what happened..

	maybe the answer is....and outlet?? yea, i think so. And that ice cream man, that was crazy. real crazy
	Posted 8/7/2004 at 10:54 PM by greenhighlighter - delete - block user

	wait...or a light switch?
	Posted 8/7/2004 at 10:54 PM by greenhighlighter - delete - block user

Sorry, it's not a light switch nor is it an outlet.  Better luck next time, kiddo. =)

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WHAT.  THE.  F[R]UCK.. 

RABAT (Reuters) - A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources say.

The unidentified man severed his organ on Monday in the southern town of Ait Ourir and was taken to a hospital in the nearby city of Marrakesh for treatment.

"He didn't bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis," a doctor from the Ibn Toufail hospital told Reuters on Saturday.
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I don't get it, how does she lose from this whole ordeal?  She put out on him already, so I don't think that she'll miss it anyways.. (O.o)

He, on the other hand, suffered physical and emotional pain when doing that...



WHAT A CUTE COUPLE...

NOW IS IT GF/BF OR PIMP/ HIS BITCH?  O_O

Man Glues Hand to Girlfriend in Prison

MADRID (Reuters) - A German prisoner in Madrid and his girlfriend glued their hands together during a jail visit in an attempt to fight the man's possible extradition to Germany, judicial sources said on Thursday.

The pair were taken to hospital, where doctors were considering whether to operate or use a powerful solvent to separate the man's left hand from the woman's right.

The glue is a type normally used in car repairs.

Spanish police arrested the 39-year-old man in the southern city of Cadiz in April on request from Germany, where he faces accusations of smuggling women from Eastern Europe to force them into prostitution, the judicial sources said.

The Madrid court studying the extradition request will not make a decision for several months, they added. The man has a separate judicial case pending in Spain and authorities want it resolved before any handover to Germany.

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LOVE SCARING MYSELF SHITLESS...

So, this morning, I wasn't tired, since I had taken a quickie of a nap after dinner.  i had nothing better to do and I didn't feel like going to bed yet, so I watched The Mothman Prophecies..

In the dark.
At 2:30 in the morning.
By Myself.

After I was done, that short trek from the living room to my own room seemed much longer than it usually was.  I was walking through the halls without having any light on. 

I swear to [YOUR] GOD that I saw something move in the bathroom as I was heading towards my room...  and looking out the window from my sister's room as well.. =[

Damn, im such a pussy. =

btw.. today I was curious so I decided to research more about the "mothman", and I found this page.  Now I'm even more scared..

Hum... Texas Chainsaw Massacre sounds pretty tempting for tonight... HAHA

=D

or not... =X

anyways...
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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow...
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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a FRATERNITY.  Here are the clues for today:

1. Touching me in the wrong place will turn me off.
   
2. Your mother said if you abuse me, you'll go blind.
   
3. I can get turned on in any room of the house.

O_O

Anyways...
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	okay sir, i contacted the junk food fairies, and your hot fries are on its way! wow, $39g's for his life--not worth much...
	Posted 8/5/2004 at 12:14 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

thanks Chris for contacting the junk food fairy.
But there seemed to have been a problem..  I think I ate him..

But his effects were still in me.  I found some cheap chips at my local Walgreen's.  I think I bought waayyyyy too much.. @_@


1package of 6 cans of Pringles for $4.99.  What a steal!
So I bought three packs..
18 cans of pringles, but no hot fries.  Oh well. =P

	Where do you find these auctions! Because if you went on ebay and actually typed in "one moderately used life" then I would be rather scared. In fact I am always scared of you Eric. Ever since the... incident...
	Posted 8/5/2004 at 12:41 AM by whonose - delete - block user

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LUKE?!?  I HAVE NO FREGGIN IDEA WHAT "INCIDENT" YOU SPEAK OF!!

::thinks for a few moments::
OoOoO... That one.. =X.  Ah crap

	lol.. do u know they have a similar one called climbing stairs???? or falling stairs O_O heh. ur game made me soOO dizzzy. my eyes are weird now too O_O
	Posted 8/5/2004 at 1:06 AM by shenny - delete - block user

Hope your eyes are better shenny, sorry for making you dizzy.. =(

	hah my bro used to have the texas instrument calculator. when the teacher came around, he pretended to be working real hard  on a problem. lol that dork.
	Posted 8/5/2004 at 11:47 AM by greenhighlighter - delete - block user

Hehe. Good 'ol TI fulfilling it's scholarly duty

	HAhahHA, that was her having a bad day?...heh, thats awesome....I hate to see how she would act firing you..."Eric, you're fired...".....:Eats fruit: meow...
	Posted 8/5/2004 at 1:17 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

She would never fire me, kelly...

...or WOULD she?

	Note to self:  Must.. Replenish... junk food supply in [her] office  =D Two chinese people using spanish good-bye phrases.. ¡AYE CARUMBA! @_@ LOL... ..... hahaha can you come bring some food to my job..wait i work at a theater i dont need it! fREE POPCORN! and asians speaking spanish....AY  por dios...leave it to us mexicans and latinos lol jk!
	Posted 8/5/2004 at 3:06 PM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

Free popcorn, eh gavi?   I used to love it, until i just got sick of it.  But having some now and then isn't too bad.  I just don't think i can handle grubbin on that day in and day out... @_@

	haha oh yeah, I forgot u can't plant a tree on hills haha that is the dumbest auction ever..He could at least sell them 5 at a time..With 40 G's I could buy newer and better stuff!  I could only imagine how much shipping would cost
	Posted 8/5/2004 at 9:32 PM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

hey kelly, I never said anything about them hills, i was talking more on the lines of the fog and the crap weather =P

Shipping might cost just as much as the stoopid auction.. haha >.<

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OH, THE IRONY...

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Reuters) - When Claude Meadows stopped by a street party celebrating Nashville's annual "Night Out Against Crime," he helped the cause in a way he hadn't intended.

A man had reported being forced to hand over his car keys at a laundromat on Tuesday just before the citywide neighborhood parties opened. A description of the thief went out over police radios, Nashville Police Capt. Ben Dicke said.

Meadows, 34, was spotted a short time later at the block party near the laundromat helping himself to a free hamburger, Dicke said. He was charged with aggravated robbery and jailed on $50,000 bail.

The car was recovered.

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NO MORE ICE CREAM FROM STRANGERS

FOR ME...

OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma ice cream man opened fire on a customer after a summer ice cream sale turned sour, police said on Tuesday.

Police in Enid, about 75 miles north of Oklahoma City, said they arrested Markus Miller, 29, an ice cream truck driver for Summer Song, on Sunday on two misdemeanor charges as well as a felony charge of pointing a firearm.

If convicted, Miller could receive up to 10 years in jail on the felony charge.

According to police, an 18-year-old woman approached Miller's ice cream truck and the conversation degenerated into a heated argument.

Miller is suspected of taking out a pistol and firing two shots at the feet of the woman. She was struck on the collarbone-area by either a bullet fragment or debris from the shots, police said.

Miller was arrested in his ice cream truck a short distance from the incident and police recovered a hand gun from the vehicle, they said.

"It is not a normal or legal thing, anywhere in the country to carry a handgun without a permit while selling ice cream," said Sgt. Eric Holtzclaw, a spokesman with the Enid Police Department.

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I don't know about you kiddies, but I don't think an ice cream cone is worth that much.. >.<

 

anyways...
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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a SKIRT.  Here are the clues for today:

1. When you enter me, you're going Greek.
   
2. Young men rush to get inside me.
   
3. I help men come together.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	i think the grocery fairies sprinkled some fruit dust in the fridge. next time, he should wear a strap-on ! HAH! never shrinks
	Posted 8/4/2004 at 10:54 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

Hey chris, can you help me find the junk food fairy and the "good life" fairy, once those show up to me then i'll be completely set =D

a strap-on eh?

 

	... that was a lot more about penis than i care to hear. if i end up dreaming about penis, im sending bomb letters  8==d
	Posted 8/4/2004 at 11:39 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

Well shaun, i didn't get any letter bombs or e-mail bombs from you, so I guess you're still alright and "clean".  HAHA

But then again, it's only been a day.. O_o 
=P

	HAhAhAhA, oh, poor guy....I understand...hahaha... heh, good luck eating all the fruit you can...you better get it before your sister does..... and oh yeah, I am going back to Canada the same time next year...And my sister in law, Jen will let me have the doubles...*hopefully*....grrr.... meow...
	Posted 8/4/2004 at 12:27 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

Don't worry kelly, she won't be back for another three weeks.  It's all for me
and for my parents, of course =D

Hopefully you do get the doubles, and yay for going again next year.  Don't forget to bring a year's supply of batteries!

	hey can i get some food...i was suppose to go shopping but got side tracked...haha damn walmart....so many things to look at ...so little time
	Posted 8/4/2004 at 3:29 PM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

of course I would share my food with you.  Sharing is caring =P [ESPECIALLY sickness   ]
I agree, walmart has way too much to look at.  Unfortunately there aren't too many close-by to where I live. =

	lol. oh my god. that sounds so familiar, except we were playing naked fooz ball , i was in my underwear and bra because i did not want to get naked. there were 3 guys and 3 girls. my boyfriend whom i wasnt dating back then was completely naked and hes small when nervous and cold too, everyone made fun of him. oh memories.
	Posted 8/4/2004 at 4:51 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

@_@.  Nekked fooz ball?  Dayum puiyi ya'll hardcore!  lol..

	Hmm maybe you guys need a fruit tree...We have so many that when we're out, we just go pick em outside. haha It's quite convenient. LOL poor guy
	Posted 8/4/2004 at 10:14 PM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

That wouldn't be such a bad idea kelly, but in the city i don't think the conditions are right to grow a fruit tree.  Maybe you can plant one by your dorms in Sac and then I'll freeload some fruit off you. =D

poor guy indeed.. >.<

	ERIC....PLEASE TALK TO ME!
	Posted 8/4/2004 at 10:34 PM by LeEbO0901 - delete - block user

Howdy

	boOO i ranted on the entry before this O_O >< haha. yay food for u! lol. u healthy eaters.... so many fruit O_O me favorite! O_O : OP YUM. can i take ur sister's job?? ^_^ i'll empty it for u ^^
	Posted 8/4/2004 at 10:51 PM by shenny - delete - block user

Haha, if you want to shenny
Be my guest


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HOW TO TELL WHEN...

...YOUR SUPERVISOR HAD A BAD DAY..

Notanamgirl (4:59:10 PM): HEY ERIC

coolguy885 (4:59:16 PM): HEY HELEN

coolguy885 (4:59:20 PM): what's up?

Notanamgirl (4:59:28 PM): sorry-i dug into your emergency stash of hot fries

Notanamgirl (4:59:30 PM): its been a rough day

coolguy885 (4:59:39 PM): it's alright, it was there for a reason

Notanamgirl (4:59:43 PM): LOL

Notanamgirl (4:59:46 PM): okay, going home now

coolguy885 (4:59:48 PM): alright

coolguy885 (4:59:51 PM): talk to you tomorrow

Notanamgirl (4:59:52 PM): see you manana!

coolguy885 (4:59:53 PM): adios! hasta manana

Notanamgirl signed off at 5:00:06 PM.

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Note to self:  Must.. Replenish... junk food supply in [her] office  =D

Two chinese people using spanish good-bye phrases..
¡AYE CARUMBA! @_@

LOL...



THIS TAKES ME BACK A FEW YEARS...

About two years ago, I remember sitting in my advance algebra class, dicking around and messing with my friend's calculator.  Everybody had Texas Instrument's TI-83(plus), and everybody had programmed games onto their little graphing calculators (among other things..)

One of the games was "fall down".
If you've never heard of it before, it's basically a ball falling down and you have to get it through the dividers before the ball gets to the top of the screen, in which at that point you lose.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/falldown.php

try it out!
It's simple, yet addictive.
I  falldown



ANOTHER SAD/ FUNNY <~ (?) AUCTION...

EVERYTHING I OWN...

COMPUTERS, BOOKS, CAR, MISC ITEMS

[ One Moderately Used Life ]

^
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- a LINK, a LINK!!
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a starting bid of $39,999.00 to purchase everything that this poor soul owned.. @_@

dayum, his ex-wife totally screwed him [and not in the good way either] O.o

 

anyways...
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LATERS GATORS! 

Current AIM Status: 
click HERE to IM me

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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a STACK.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I hang below your waist.
   
2. I almost always have a slit in the middle.
   
3. Sometimes, when you get me off, I drop to the floor.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

	that Beef Jerky is nasty...gotta get the fresh stuff from CHINATOWN...yum yum...::slurp::
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 12:07 AM by sanfrangiants06 - delete - block user

Stuff from chinatown, jon?  eww.. =X

	oh god, i had those "tong-yeurns" for dessert the other night--deeeeelicous Free-loading sister? Well, she IS family. Next time she takes your fruit, make sure they're rotten She won't free-load anymore.
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 12:22 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

But chris, if they're rotten, *I* wouldn't be able to eat it either.. @_@

	Ah come on! You know you'd do thew exact same thing if you lived elsewhere! Speaking of which did you come by my place yesterday? My flamingo cupboard is looking rather empty...
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 5:52 AM by whonose - delete - block user

Haha, true that luke.  If I moved out but still lived in the city, i think my parents can expect me home to grub at least once a day

and sorry about the flamingos.. the next time i sneak over there I'll replenish your supply

	heh, nothing like eating your gift to your broteher WHAAA that flour-coconut concoction looks yummy
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 9:52 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

looks can be deceiving, shaun.  Maybe it wasn't as good as it could have been, since it was kinda cold when I got to it, but oh well.. food is food

haha, I was talkin to my sister last night and she claims she only had one piece.  She says she was able to make it last by cutting her first piece in thirds and having them a third at a time. 

...i still don't think that it'll last for too long, though. oh well

	dang, you actually got time to take pictures while rummaging for food? wow dude wow
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 11:38 AM by greenhighlighter - delete - block user

Haha

	haha tong-yuans are goodo when they're coooked : OP lol.. u sister is funny. hahah.  lol at least she DID get it : OP hahahhah.. awws. no beef jerkey for eric ;OP hahah
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 11:44 AM by shenny - delete - block user

Haha, it's okay,it was a twin pack.  So hopefully when she comes back in about three weeks she'll still have at least one pack left over...

..nah, i don't think so, what do you think shenny? O.o

	wow...she even ate half of yours..dang...you have patience id be soo...p/o!
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 3:32 PM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

Gavi, my sister got me whipped =X

	HAhahahHA, that cracked me up... Next time, go in the bathroom and steal all the soap! meow...
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 3:33 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

I don't get it kelly.. what would stealing all of the soap do?

	lol, your sister sounds like me! hehehehhe i just love food way too much, and you can always tell when im' home, the fridge is empty and the trash is full. HAHAHA
	Posted 8/3/2004 at 9:09 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

AHAHAHAH.. You crack me up puiyi!

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BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT..

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY...

...VIOLA LAM!

Hope you had fun today, at Marie Callenders... at the bon-fire at the beach... us all acting all crazy and stuff.

Sorry for not having time to have the cake.  Don't worry, we'll all be at your house tomorrow (err.. today, at time of writing/reading) to cake YOUR ASS!!

::ahem::  anyways...

THANKS MOM

[part II]

[ aka: "how the fridge drawers are supposed to look.. ]

Tuesday.  My mom's "weekend." 
Her Tuesdays and wednesdays are her days off, the day she and my dad usually go grocery shopping.  So when I checked the fridge at first when I came back home from hanging out with friends, to my delight, I found this:

 

mMmM... THANKS MOM!



FUNNIEST RANT/RAVE ARTICLE...

...I'VE READ TO DATE.

(thanks jon for the great find.)

Emabarrassing moment

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Reply to: anon-38287226@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-08-03, 12:39PM PDT


I was at home one particular night with nothing to do. A (girl) friend of mine called and said that she was kicking back with some people in a hot tub and wanted me to come over. I said sure, grabbed my swim shorts and headed over. When I get there, everyone (two guys, three girls) were naked in the spa. Of course, they saw I had swim shorts and said, "Oh no, you can't come into the hot tub unless you're naked." Now, I'm kind of a shy guy, at least I'm shy about being naked in front of people, especially if I don't know them that well. Also, I'm not hung or anything, I have an regular ol' penis, 6 inches when hard. Anyway, for some reason when I get nervous, my penis shrivels up and tries to hide itself.......you know, like a scared little turtle? It's the same thing when a guy gets out of a cold pool or is just cold in general.....the damn thing shrinks. Don't ask me why, it just does. So as I'm sitting there contemplating getting naked in front of these people, I can feel Mr. (not so) Happy start to shrink. I tell them I need to go to take a piss first and head towards the bathroom. While I'm in the bathroom, I'm tugging on my penis so as to yank it back out from it's hiding place. No luck. So I take a deep breath and head back to the spa. I let peer pressure get the better of me and start to strip. Of course by the time I get completely naked, my penis has entered the Witness Protection Program. I'm throwing out every excuse there is, but they ain't buying it. By the way, the other two guys in the spa felt it was neccessary to show of their package. Of course they've got average size dicks, but the warm spa is being good to them and i gather they don't get nervous being naked....I can still hear it, "this is a real penis Pee Wee." Jerks! They could've at least backed me up on the nervous thing, but oh no, they have to look cool in front of the women. This is my life everyone. I'm living in a perpetual Woody Allen film.

People please, sometimes the penis has a mind of it's own and apparently mine is evil and likes to fuck with me. I try to explain to my penis that it's never going to see any pussy if everyone thinks it's too small for pleasure. He doesn't care, he's a sadistic fuck.

I swear to God, it's really not that small and apprently only shrinks when I show it to other people. Great! Women love that......in bizarro world maybe.

*sigh* 
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anyways...
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Enough of my craziness... til tomorrow..
LATERS GATORS!