August 13, 2004

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  The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was GREASE.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. I come in a can.
     
  2. When I'm too hot, you blow me.
     
  3. Putting me inside you can warm you up.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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  [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	Wow, Eric, hahaha I was about to link you to your own site, wow...I havent even turned on the light today, what does that tell you???... hahaha oh man...there should be a receipt machine O_O meow...
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 12:17 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

  
  

  Haha, yes kelly, there should be a machine that just prints out fake receipts.  that would be SoOoOo cool!
  and i can't believe you havn't turned the light on yet..
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	if BofA (not BoA ) is everywhere u want it to be, you'd have one in your bedroom, next to your computer... looks like that machine is hatchin' some money...3-20s in the 1st pic and that C-note..maybe my pile of ATM receipts will hatch some money!
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 12:25 AM by sanfrangiants06 - delete - block user

  
  Aye jon, whats wrong with exchanging some money and putting some into my wallet? Since when was that a crime? O.o

  
  

  And about the 'everywhere you want to be,' that's visa, not bank of america..
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	CNet says to wait a while for Microsoft to fix up all the bugs the XPSP2 may have. All hail CNet. You get a lot of atm action ahha you atm pimp. play on playa and pimp them automatic teller hos
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 12:33 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

  
  Haha, the all mighty-CNet Gods say wait a month.  Im the type of person who loves to update the drivers and the software as soon as it comes out. O_O

  
  

  I be pimping them automatic teller hoes, just for ya shaun   LOL
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	Oh damn...I saw AT LEAST $160 there in them pics of yours..care to share?..LoL.. I know I wouldn't forget that kinda cash layin around...=) Anywho, would the answer be WD-40?
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 2:48 AM by gotitgurl - delete - block user

  
  Sure, i'll share some with you
  the only reason why I had that much moolah laying around was because I helped some people buy some stuff off ebay.
  And no, the answer wasn't WD-40.  Good guess though
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	That thing is a videotape player? It looks bigger than you. And you're rather... huggable.
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 3:41 AM by whonose - delete - block user

  
  

  No luke, that is a videotape rewinder not player.
  and thanks for the... compliment? O.o
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	taking out more than you put in--that's the American way! I had SP2 since november Now it's time to install the gold version.
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 6:19 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

  
  

  Haha, great way of putting it, chris
  I couldn't gotten it since november too, just Im not too fond of beta software.  One day old 'gold' stuff i don't mind though =P
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	wow, all this new found money.... i would like some... thanks! haha it's almost like a big present to yourself haha!
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 10:30 AM by LeEbO0901 - delete - block user

  
  not really leanne.. I just charged it and people paid me back, so it's not like i 'found' money, I just havn't spent it, that's all =D
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	i'm sure your deposits are larger than your withdrawals..as for me...i go to the bofa atm, stick a piece of paper that says "suckers" in the deposit envelope and type in a deposit of $1000. --sad...i'm not joking
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 4:02 PM by asanluis1012 - delete - block user

  
  

  You are just joking, right allison?
  that's quite funny if you did though!
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	i hope your deposits are a hella of alot larger then probly your little ten dollar withdraws um...can i have some of that cash too!
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 4:47 PM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

  
  

  sure, why not?  sharing is caring   I'll go treat you to lunch or something
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	reaches hand out tooo reach for money!
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 8:28 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

  
  ::quickly sticks money in between underwear so puiyi won't get to it::
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	hah there is an atm everywhere at my school but since i am absoutly and totally broke i have not shown my face at one in a while.  on the plus side i am debt free and seriously dude, you go to the atm more often than most people pee in a month
  	Posted 8/12/2004 at 8:59 PM by lemonie - delete - block user

  
  

  
  Hey... whatta ya talking about?  I'm debt free.. for the most part.. hahahaha....
  and I only went to the ATMs 55 times in one YEAR.  That's not that much...

  
  

  ..wait a sec.. it IS! =X

  
  

  never mind, nevermind....

  
  

  
  anyways..
  
  

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  MORE CRAZY RANDOM SHIT...

  
  

  FOUND ON CRAIGSLIST!

  
  

   

  
  

  My kitty LOVES pot
  

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  Reply to: anon-39180867@craigslist.org
  Date: 2004-08-12, 12:54PM PDT
  
  
  OK I got a kitten a couple weeks ago and it was just SPASTIC. It would hide under the couch and when you walked by it would attack your feet. If you were sleeping kitty would pounce on your face, claws out and all. It was begining to piss me off. Don't get me wrong this kitten is ultra cute...but I wasnt having this little fucker attacking me all the time. I tried to pawn it off on a few friends with no luck. So I decided that I was gonna get the little fucker high. I started by holding it and blowing hits in its face. OMG it was so fucking cool to see the smoke come out of its little pink nostrils! This fucker was inhaling! A friend came over and we decided to put kitty in a box and cut a hole to blow smoke in. Lets just say kitty chilled the fuck out! When we let him go out of the box he went str8 for the food bowl. Kitty ate every last morsel and sat and licked the bowl for a half hour. Now watching this stoned kitten have the munchies was fucking hilarious! Now when I am about to light up a sweet green nugget, kitty knows and comes right over for his share. Then we just chill and eat doritos and drink coke. Yes kitty loves drinking coke too. Now my kitten and I are the bestest of friends and we owe it all to marijuana!
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  I don't kick puppies! - 24
  

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  Reply to: anon-35218073@craigslist.org Date: Thu Jul 01 00:16:24 2004 1. Abstract. Date me. 2. Introduction. Hi, my name is __________. 2.1. Appearance. I am about 6 feet tall (although I was recently made aware that I might only be 5'11 and a half). I have blonde hair, and my eyes are either blue or grey. I weigh approximately 175 pounds (subject to g = 9.8 m/ss), and am neither a dragon nor a pinata. 2.3.a 2.2. Personality and Stuff. I am a computer nerd with interests in art, philosophy, music, and world domination. I am good at the things I do, and always try to make myself better. I am curious, intelligent, and like ice cream. Especially coffee ice-cream. 2.3. Things I Do and Don't. Sometimes I read. Sometimes I draw. Sometimes I practice beating people up. And sometimes I play board games. Lately, I've been learning to ballroom dance. (Along with every other guy in the Bay Area). 2.1.a I don't drink or smoke. Smoking is icky, and drinking always feels like cheating. Unless it's yummy, in which case I will occasionally ask you to let me have a taste. Also, I don't kick puppies. 2.1.b 3. Hypothesis. You want me. 4. Experiment. 4.1. Materials. I am attracted to all sorts of girls, and prefer intelligence and sense of humor over bust size. I want someone who is confident about the stuff she knows, and interested in the things she doesn't. You should like words, science, and video games. But you shouldn't be ugly either. Or male. Or a zombie dragon, powerful in life, unstoppable in death. 4.2. Procedure. . 4.2.a 4.3. Things We Can Do Together. We can go sailing, or hiking, or play tennis. Or you can tell me about some really good play/band/stripper which we go see. Or we can just meet up for coffee. Or better yet, coffee ice-cream. 5. Conclusion. Stick figures are fun. You should email me. I like ice-cream. ---------

  
  

  Ode to Interns
  

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  Reply to: anon-35334998@craigslist.org Date: Fri Jul 02 09:35:17 2004 Oh, interns, how I hate ye You are so very stupid At my job, you sit near me You get yelled at For being stupid But today you have brought Your dad To work You are introducing him Like a total douchebag You are the worst things to happen to Washinton Since Panda-mania (you are even more useless) You roam the streets of Georgetown Like a horde of wild animals Last night at a stop sign I had to wait 10 minutes For 100 of you to cross With your stupid Lush bags You might also shop at Commander Salamander What are you, In high school? The fourth of July Will be the worst intern day In the history of stupid interns They will take the metro To the mall, which will be near Their stupid Hill office buildings Oh interns, you are so stupid I bet you have never even Heard of Wonkette I have three words for you Go fuck yourselves

  
  

   

  
  

  Aww... craigslist... how I love thee..

  
  

  anyways...
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  Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
  LATERS GATORS!

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