August 4, 2004

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  The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a STACK.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. I hang below your waist.
     
  2. I almost always have a slit in the middle.
     
  3. Sometimes, when you get me off, I drop to the floor.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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  [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	that Beef Jerky is nasty...gotta get the fresh stuff from CHINATOWN...yum yum...::slurp::
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 12:07 AM by sanfrangiants06 - delete - block user

  
  

  Stuff from chinatown, jon?  eww.. =X
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	oh god, i had those "tong-yeurns" for dessert the other night--deeeeelicous Free-loading sister? Well, she IS family. Next time she takes your fruit, make sure they're rotten She won't free-load anymore.
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 12:22 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

  
  But chris, if they're rotten, *I* wouldn't be able to eat it either.. @_@
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	Ah come on! You know you'd do thew exact same thing if you lived elsewhere! Speaking of which did you come by my place yesterday? My flamingo cupboard is looking rather empty...
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 5:52 AM by whonose - delete - block user

  
  Haha, true that luke.  If I moved out but still lived in the city, i think my parents can expect me home to grub at least once a day
  
  and sorry about the flamingos.. the next time i sneak over there I'll replenish your supply
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	heh, nothing like eating your gift to your broteher WHAAA that flour-coconut concoction looks yummy
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 9:52 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

  
  looks can be deceiving, shaun.  Maybe it wasn't as good as it could have been, since it was kinda cold when I got to it, but oh well.. food is food

  
  

  haha, I was talkin to my sister last night and she claims she only had one piece.  She says she was able to make it last by cutting her first piece in thirds and having them a third at a time. 
  
  ...i still don't think that it'll last for too long, though. oh well
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	dang, you actually got time to take pictures while rummaging for food? wow dude wow
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 11:38 AM by greenhighlighter - delete - block user

  
  

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  	haha tong-yuans are goodo when they're coooked : OP lol.. u sister is funny. hahah.  lol at least she DID get it : OP hahahhah.. awws. no beef jerkey for eric ;OP hahah
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 11:44 AM by shenny - delete - block user

  
  

  Haha, it's okay,it was a twin pack.  So hopefully when she comes back in about three weeks she'll still have at least one pack left over...

  
  

  ..nah, i don't think so, what do you think shenny? O.o
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	wow...she even ate half of yours..dang...you have patience id be soo...p/o!
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 3:32 PM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

  
  

  Gavi, my sister got me whipped =X
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	HAhahahHA, that cracked me up... Next time, go in the bathroom and steal all the soap! meow...
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 3:33 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

  
  

  I don't get it kelly.. what would stealing all of the soap do?
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	lol, your sister sounds like me! hehehehhe i just love food way too much, and you can always tell when im' home, the fridge is empty and the trash is full. HAHAHA
  	Posted 8/3/2004 at 9:09 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

  
  AHAHAHAH.. You crack me up puiyi!

  
  

  anyways...
  
  

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  BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT..

  
  

  HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY...

  
  

  ...VIOLA LAM!

  
  

  Hope you had fun today, at Marie Callenders... at the bon-fire at the beach... us all acting all crazy and stuff.

  
  

  Sorry for not having time to have the cake.  Don't worry, we'll all be at your house tomorrow (err.. today, at time of writing/reading) to cake YOUR ASS!!

  
  

  ::ahem::  anyways...

  
  

  
  
  THANKS MOM

  
  

  [part II]

  
  

  [ aka: "how the fridge drawers are supposed to look.. ]

  
  

  Tuesday.  My mom's "weekend." 
  Her Tuesdays and wednesdays are her days off, the day she and my dad usually go grocery shopping.  So when I checked the fridge at first when I came back home from hanging out with friends, to my delight, I found this:

  
  

   

  
  

  mMmM... THANKS MOM!
  
  
  
  FUNNIEST RANT/RAVE ARTICLE...

  
  

  ...I'VE READ TO DATE.

  
  

  (thanks jon for the great find.)

  
  

  Emabarrassing moment

  
  

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  Reply to: anon-38287226@craigslist.org
  Date: 2004-08-03, 12:39PM PDT
  
  
  I was at home one particular night with nothing to do. A (girl) friend of mine called and said that she was kicking back with some people in a hot tub and wanted me to come over. I said sure, grabbed my swim shorts and headed over. When I get there, everyone (two guys, three girls) were naked in the spa. Of course, they saw I had swim shorts and said, "Oh no, you can't come into the hot tub unless you're naked." Now, I'm kind of a shy guy, at least I'm shy about being naked in front of people, especially if I don't know them that well. Also, I'm not hung or anything, I have an regular ol' penis, 6 inches when hard. Anyway, for some reason when I get nervous, my penis shrivels up and tries to hide itself.......you know, like a scared little turtle? It's the same thing when a guy gets out of a cold pool or is just cold in general.....the damn thing shrinks. Don't ask me why, it just does. So as I'm sitting there contemplating getting naked in front of these people, I can feel Mr. (not so) Happy start to shrink. I tell them I need to go to take a piss first and head towards the bathroom. While I'm in the bathroom, I'm tugging on my penis so as to yank it back out from it's hiding place. No luck. So I take a deep breath and head back to the spa. I let peer pressure get the better of me and start to strip. Of course by the time I get completely naked, my penis has entered the Witness Protection Program. I'm throwing out every excuse there is, but they ain't buying it. By the way, the other two guys in the spa felt it was neccessary to show of their package. Of course they've got average size dicks, but the warm spa is being good to them and i gather they don't get nervous being naked....I can still hear it, "this is a real penis Pee Wee." Jerks! They could've at least backed me up on the nervous thing, but oh no, they have to look cool in front of the women. This is my life everyone. I'm living in a perpetual Woody Allen film.
  
  People please, sometimes the penis has a mind of it's own and apparently mine is evil and likes to fuck with me. I try to explain to my penis that it's never going to see any pussy if everyone thinks it's too small for pleasure. He doesn't care, he's a sadistic fuck.
  
  I swear to God, it's really not that small and apprently only shrinks when I show it to other people. Great! Women love that......in bizarro world maybe.
  
  *sigh* 
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  anyways...
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  Enough of my craziness... til tomorrow..
  LATERS GATORS!

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