August 15, 2004
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The answer to Thursday's "More Dirty Minds" was SOUP. Here are the clues for today:
- I can be a butt peddler.
- You have to stick it in my slot to get something.
- You have to pay me to taste my juice.
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
(uh oh, this one's a long one.. >.< )
Should've seen those responses to that kitty story...do i hear...SPCA? I guess mellow kitty is better than kitty grabbin' on to your not-so-happy-spot.
Posted 8/13/2004 at 12:07 AM by sanfrangiants06 - delete - block user
Haha, that's so messed up jon, but sad to say, it's true. A man get's his package 'fondled' by a cat and nobody cares, but when a man shares some mary-jane with their cat, all the animal lovers go up the wall.
HAHAHAHAHAHA The kitty post is hilarious..that's all.. 
Posted 8/13/2004 at 12:20 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user
Yes indeedy kelly.
that scientific data can save us billions!--or lose ...
Posted 8/13/2004 at 12:39 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user
Hey Chris, I think that the data shown above in that post can actually save us billions!
if your xanga was a show, it would be the graham norton effect.
i once saw a vid of a kitty heavily petting herself, if you know what i mean.
Posted 8/13/2004 at 2:01 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user
Sorry shaun, i didn't get what you meant by that. But then again im a slow-azz mofo so maybe i'll figure it out in a day and then release an "oOoOoOoO" outta nowhere come monday.
wsup y0. sorry, i didnt read your entry, so i have nothing to rant on it. its too long for me to read this late. i just wanted to say hey wsup! and hope you enjoy whats left of your vacation! not fair, you got an extra week! yeah, sorry i havent talked to ya lately 
i know, im a bad sister/friend. well anyway, we should catch up sometime soon! take care.
Posted 8/13/2004 at 2:54 AM by csnoopy - delete - block user
It's alright that you didn't read it Courtney, it's not like I'm forcing anybody to come read/comment on this stuff.
Yes, we do get one whole week more than you, but once you're back in school it'll actually sink in that i have one more week.. and then the panic and the paranoia will start to come in =
Anyways... hope you enjoy the rest of your summer vacation as well. Four days and counting... =
Wow now the Earth finally has a use for evil cats! We can use them for our depraved entertainemtn as stoning test beds! And then when they overdose and die we can throw all the dead cat bodies into the sea to feed the sharks and get them stoned as well!
Posted 8/13/2004 at 4:13 AM by whonose - delete - block user
Geeze luke, somebody's obsessed with the utter destruction of all the kitty-cat kind.. O.o
kitty on pot .. holy dame nothing is funnier. too bad my kitty doesn't eat or inhale
it is a special kitty that i had on me at all times
the internet dating experiments is freaking awesome ... man, i would date a guy just for writing something that stupid and yet so funny
and ummm is it soup???? probably not, but i am bored and still have 4 more hours at work to go... lalallala
Posted 8/13/2004 at 9:31 AM by lemonie - delete - block user
How do YOU know that your kitty doesn't inhale? O.o
..hum.. in that case, I wrote that internet dating thing..
And yes Xiu, it WAS soup.. GOOD FOR YOU! ^_^
i want a kitty like that.. that`s great..
great entry.. thanks for the bday greeting =)
Posted 8/13/2004 at 11:47 AM by theobliviousone - delete - block user
Haha, I'd like to have a cat that I could do that with too.. haha
and thanks charissa for the compliment, although it should go out to the three writers of those rants on Craigslist =)
haahaha catnip perhaps?....it is the equivaalent to "pot" hahaha...meow...
Posted 8/13/2004 at 1:24 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user
Sorry Kelly, me thinks it was straight up pot..
I wonder what would happen if we give this kitten pot.. ::evil grin towards kelly::
you got the scientific order all messed up.
No wonder that guy has to write a proposal to get a date.
THATS SO HOT!
ok i'll date him./
lol
Posted 8/13/2004 at 3:09 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user
Eh, so what puiyi if the hypothesis wasn't one of the first things? that post still probably got him laid
I so do not say the darndest thing.. do I? Noooo, I can't that be stupid... oh wait.. maybe. 
NOOOOOOOO!!!
Posted 8/13/2004 at 8:48 PM by beelicious - delete - block user
Sorry keoammara, it's true.. everybody here that comments 'says the darndest things'
Holy crap that's like material straight from Chapelle's Show.. cat's on crack?! haha. And I think the answer is... chili.... yes.. chili.
Posted 8/14/2004 at 8:26 AM by TjhoZ4 - delete - block user
Sorry Teejay, it wasn't chili, better luck next time
soo hard to prop you
Posted 8/14/2004 at 11:12 AM by da_lady_j - delete - block user
Am I really that hard to prop jenn?
Everybody else doesn't seem to have a problem with it..
Maybe it's a jenn thing, right jenny shen?
son of a bitch my cat is like that!!!!! so what yall think i should smoke with it??? damn i mean she be scratching me all damn night and pouncing on every thing...shit i thought da damn cat had rabbies
Posted 8/14/2004 at 11:45 AM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user
Sorry to hear that gavi. Well.. you could always just get rid of her.
yea, it's the Lance Armstrong Foundation. lol the band that i have is too big for my wrist, but i wear is anyways. =P just hope i don't lose it
Posted 8/14/2004 at 12:53 PM by greenhighlighter - delete - block user
OoO.. interesting, monica. It can't be that loose, or else you have a REALLY small wrist.
soup! mmm.
i've read your blog on three different occasions but have failed to find the rants/dollars area (because your entries are a mile long)
anywho, happy early birthday fellow leo -- i'm two days older than you! hehe
wonkette? i guess i am a stupid intern...good thing i only work in midtown, haha.
omg i love boondocks *points down* ah...see...leo's ARE speshal people. yesh, speshalllll.
Posted 8/14/2004 at 1:53 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user
dollars? i meant dollars...i think it's cuz they looks like little coins..hehe. OOPS! 
Posted 8/14/2004 at 1:57 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user
dollars? i meants dollars...i think it's cuz they looks like little coins..hehe. OOPS!
Posted 8/14/2004 at 1:57 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user
lmao i give up. EPROPS EPROPS EPROPS EPROPS! that's what i meant. i need to learn to think before i type...or at least READ it prior to pressing the little button!
*re-reads twice before submitting*
Posted 8/14/2004 at 1:59 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user
thanks for the early birthday wishes my fellow leo Dina.
and thanks for the multiple comments too
wow... what a long day in commentaries... @_@
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BEANS, STUPID!
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Two armed men robbed the Jelly Belly factory north of San Francisco, making off with cash but none of the jelly beans that were a favorite of the late President Reagan, officials said on Thursday.
Two masked men entered the factory after the close of business on Tuesday as staff were counting the takings from the visitors center. They fled with an undisclosed amount of money but no sweets.
"It happened after hours, number one, so no visitors were put in any danger and no one was hurt here," company president Robert Simpson told Reuters by telephone. "The outcome was as good as we could have hoped for in circumstances like that."
Jelly Belly, which says it is the largest U.S. maker of jelly beans, gained much publicity from Reagan who kept a jar of the company's jelly beans in his office.
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Yes, two thugs just wanted to go to the jelly belly factory to steal SHITLOADS of jelly beans...
But then again, who knows.. .of all places why would they target a candy factory? O_o
BURNING REVENGE...
Blazing Bunny Spreads Fire at Cricket Club
LONDON (Reuters) - A rabbit set alight by a bonfire at a British cricket club got its revenge when it ran burning into a hut and set it ablaze destroying costly equipment, the club said on Friday.
Members of Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, western England, were burning dead branches when a rabbit caught up in the waste sped burning from the flames spreading a fire which destroyed lawnmowers and tools worth $110,000.
"After it had been going 5 minutes, the rabbit shot out of the bonfire on fire and went into the hut which is our equipment store," club chairman John Bedbrook told Reuters.
Two fire engines were called to extinguish the blaze. The rabbit's skeleton was discovered in the charred hut.
"The firemen were certainly concerned about the rabbit. They felt sorry for it," said Bedbrook.
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Looks like the rabbit administered his 'just desserts'
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TRUE THIS IS BUT...
IPOD BATTERIES ONLY LAST FOR 16 MONTHS...
an interesting little video file...
..if it's true.. Chris and the rest of you out there with ipods should enjoy it as much as you can right now O_O
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anyways
Enough of my craziness.. Til tomorrow..
LATERS GATORS! - I can be a butt peddler.
Comments (9)
hahaha, why is everyone looking at me???...:looks around frantically:...heh...:fiddles with fingers:...hahaha...
meow...
I hope they're not talking about the cricket club as in the cricket insect...cuz that would be sad..
at least I didn't pay for my pod, right?
you're the girl!
Happy early 19th! Mine's the day after yours haha :coolman:
my kitty doesn't inhale or eat 'cause it is a tattoo kitty
(kelly saw it btw)
i am more of a fruit roll up person than jelly bean. once i ate 3 boxes in one setting without realizing it. mummmmmm sugar :heartbeat:
gets you high in the cheapest way and it is legal
props:lol:
wow."...A rabbit ..got its revenge...." next time i have a grudge about someone or a store, i'll be sure to light myself on fire and hug whoever deserves my wrath.--...that rabbit musta been PISSED.
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