August 16, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a VENDING MACHINE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. My balls are blue.
    2. You need balls to score.
    3. Up to four people can play with my balls.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...











    hahaha, why is everyone looking at me???...:looks around frantically:...heh...:fiddles with fingers:...hahaha...


    meow...

      Posted 8/15/2004 at 12:03 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user


    Why kelly, you looked quite suspicious so that was why everybody was staring your way...












    I hope they're not talking about the cricket club as in the cricket insect...cuz that would be sad..

      Posted 8/15/2004 at 12:29 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user

    Nope kelly, the cricket club they speak of is the club, which has nothing to do with the insect..
    ..i think...











    at least I didn't pay for my pod, right? :D
      Posted 8/15/2004 at 12:34 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

    yep yep.  Nothings better than a free iPod
    That offer sounded too good to be true, but after you got it then i knew it was legit. =











    you're the girl!
      Posted 8/15/2004 at 12:58 AM by LeEbO0901 - delete - block user


    YO momma.
    Ah crap, that does make sense.. =X











    Happy early 19th! Mine's the day after yours haha
      Posted 8/15/2004 at 5:30 AM by IndoDiva - delete - block user


    Thanks Fenny!













    my kitty doesn't inhale or eat 'cause it is a tattoo kitty (kelly saw it btw)


    i am more of a fruit roll up person than jelly bean.  once i ate 3 boxes in one setting without realizing it.  mummmmmm sugar


    gets you high in the cheapest way and it is legal

      Posted 8/15/2004 at 8:09 AM by lemonie - delete - block user


    What are you talking about Xiu?
    Fruit roll ups aren't that cheap.  Soda and M&M's are cheaper =P











    props
      Posted 8/15/2004 at 5:43 PM by da_lady_j - delete - block user

    props back to ya jen..












    wow."...A rabbit ..got its revenge...." next time i have a grudge about someone or a store, i'll be sure to light myself on fire and hug whoever deserves my wrath.--...that rabbit musta been PISSED.


      Posted 8/15/2004 at 5:50 PM by asanluis1012 - delete - block user


    Interesting allison...
    Well, not only was the rabbit pissed, it was kinda.. well.. dead. O_O











    hahHhaHhahhAH. no, i had it right, i meant janning. you just had to be there.
      Posted 8/15/2004 at 10:59 PM by csnoopy - delete - block user

    Darn.. too bad i wasn't there to see it courtney =[
    Don't worry, if i have my way ill get to see that one of these days :D


    anyways..



    A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP OF SORTS..


    115 Accused of Gambling on Insect Fights

    HONG KONG - Hong Kong police arrested 115 men for illegally gambling on insect fights on Sunday in the same building that housed a cricket lovers' association, a police spokesman said.







     

    Police seized about 300 crickets and $1,025 in cash during the bust, said police spokesman T.K. Ng.


    The alleged bug gamblers remained in custody Sunday, but weren't immediately charged, Ng said. Illegal gambling carries a maximum penalty of $1,280 and three months' imprisonment.


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    Inside a cricket lovers' association?
    I guess it's more of a 'watching crickets attack each other and gaining money off of it' association.. heh..




    MORE CRAJEE SHIT FROM...


    THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST..



    SPEAKING OF SHIT...


    I NEED POOP---SERIOUSLY!






    Reply to: anon-32655130@craigslist.org
    Date: Tue Jun 01 18:30:49 2004


    Hello..this might sound like a joke, but I am conducting a scientific experiment on human feces...I need it from both male and female subjects and am willing to pay a good price for it.. Send me information on weight, height, age, and approximately how much poop you will be able to sell, and I will explain to you how to arrange the deal... THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

    NOTE: it must be human poop, and not animal, this will contaminate the experiment, and it is very easy to tell the difference.

    *if you are a major supplier, we may open a link between us, i need LARGE ammounts, send me information on how much you could produce (if it's a small amount it's also okay).

    Caution: Feces must be in at least a semi-solid state. Please do not try to sell diarrhea. Diarrhea is not ok.

    Again, this is NOT a joke, a prank, or a hoax. Thanks for your time and your contribution to the development of scientific knowledge.

    Thank you.


    this is in or around Santa Monica
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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    MY TIME TO SHINE...


    [a.k.a. ' I should soOoOoO do this'...]


    Fatties strike back!






    Reply to: anon-32545405@craigslist.org
    Date: Mon May 31 13:51:33 2004


    Yes, I am fat and I'm that way because I know it pisses you off. I gleefully waddle down your street with a box of twinkies and a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup, eating chocolate coated twinkies and dropping the wrappers on your front lawn.

    I will sit next to you at the movies, on the Metro and on the bus, my plump, sweaty thigh crushing yours and my multiple rolls of fat taking up the arm rests. I do this to repulse you, and it's working beautifully. When I go to the gym I wear a leotard that's 3 sizes too small and get on the treadmill in front of you so you can only stare at my gargantuan ass. I use the motorized cart at the grocery store and when I see you coming down the cookie aisle I block you.

    And here's a mental image for you: we fat people are breeding. A whole new generation of squinty eyed brats with an insatiable lust for Doritos, squeezing melted Kit Kats between their pudgy fingers. Every time you see our children you'll have to deal with the mental picture of two fat people, naked, rolling around with their roly-poly partner as they grapple, sweat and moan.

    My goal? To bankrupt your health plan, bankrupt Medicare and raise your taxes. All of my fat friends are buying gallons of ice cream and dozens of donuts and we swear we won't stop until you beg for mercy. So don't bother telling us what to do, it only makes us eat more. Think about that the next time you see a rotund, gigantic, well-fed human being with a grin on their pudgy, pimply smiling face as they plod down the street. They're doing it to piss you, yes you, off.


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    WHAT BARBIE WOULD LOOK LIKE...


    ..IF SHE WERE PARIS HILTON..




     


    anyways...
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    Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
    LATERS GATORS!

Comments (5)

  • oh yeah, i remember watching that Barbie video! wait...i don't... @_@

  • Diarrhea is not OK?

    So when is it ok?

    (not a rhetorical question)

  • HAhHAHAH...................oh my, I guess I cant be a sponser....O_O

    meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Tock tock tock*...

  • Wow I might just have to steal, err I mean borrow :lol: some songs from your collection at Yahoo... hope you don't mind.

    Not too many people here know about As One! Torn is a good song by them.

    Take it easy~ :wave:

  • the barbie video is slightly creepy for me .. still not sure why.  can tolerate vampire movie and horror movies just fine but ... barbie .. ewwwwwwwwww

    and next time i see a fat person eating like that .. i will just have to dig in my bag and join him/her :lol: m and my fruit roll ups ... mummmmmm yum

    and is it marble :rolleyes:

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