August 30, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a SLEEPING BAG.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. When you stick me in your pants, I get wrinkled.
    2. I've got a big "one" on me.
    3. It takes four quarters to make me.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    GOTTA LOVE THAT FRISCO WEATHER...


    I guess the saying "dress in layers" holds true all year round.  The weather was absolutely BEAUTIFUL on Friday, and the weather-people had promised that the crap weather wasn't going to come in until Monday at the earliest.  Boy were they wrong.


    Saturday morning I left the house in a tee and shorts.  It was HOT outside.


    Come 2o'clockish, the fog started to roll in.  And then a short time later the winds picked up and then the sky looked like another one of those gloomy SF summer days..


    And supposedly there might be some rain coming in next week.. OH JOY!


    and then hopefull after then, the indian summer will come around



    HOMEWORK HOMEWORK HOMEWORK...


    <^>(>_<)<^>


    Three days into the school year and we already have homework.  And like always, I'm already falling behind because of procrastination.


    I set aside half of saturday to work on it.  I wanted to do other stuff so I put it off til today.  Woke up around noon and then I said I'd do it after lunch.  Then after lunch I surfed the web a little and looked through some of my old MP3s.  That took up a lot of my afternoon.. heh.. =X


    So I gave myself the 5o'clock deadline.  Just like the other one, it came and passed.


    I promised myself that after dinner I'll start it.  but you know me.. 


     Friends/ Seinfeld/ Malcolm in the Middle/Simpsons.  Let's just say homework was not accomplished during this time-frame.


    And lookie here... it's now 10:52PM PST on sunday night and I STILL have yet to start on it.


     


    But to my own defense, I can't do any homework for my two geography classes because I bought the books online and still have yet to recieve them.


    ...And my friend is supposed to lend me his accounting book tomorrow, so I can start doing work for that class starting tomorrow...


    Microeconomics is just a whole lotta reading, which I can probably do another time...


    Now math... the dreaded math class.  I guess I'll start working on that one soon.


    [EDIT]


    I just checked the website and I realized the math hw is not due until 9/7.
    So I guess that can wait for now..



    aiyah... me thinks I need better study habits, eh? O.o


     


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August 28, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a SKI LIFT.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. Once you're inside me, you fall asleep.
    2. I can take all of you inside of me.
    3. You usually lay me before you come inside of me.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    DAMN, I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!


    Free Oompa Loompas - As Is






    Reply to: anon-37212544@craigslist.org
    Date: Fri Jul 23 07:24:07 2004


    To our customers:

    Due to the increasing modernization of Wonka Industries, Ltd., we are phasing out our workforce of Oompa Loompas. They are being replaced with new sterilized robots that will not pilfer copious amounts of sugar, crap in the Chocolate River, or try to organize a union to get "paid." Their surliness will not be missed.

    We have 19 Oompa Loompas available in varying sizes from 36" to 48" tall. They are all pretty much the same color (sallow orange) and come with Wonka Industries, Ltd., coveralls (I really don't want the clothes that they have been wearing for so long back, thanks).

    If you are interested in acquiring an Oompa Loompa (and I know you are, Veruca) please send an email with the number of Oompa Loompas you wish and we will let you know when they will be available. You will need to come to the factory to pick them up.

    As stated in the subject line, all Oompa Loompas are as is. We do not accept returns, so you must be certain you really want an Oompa Loompa. Be prepared to buy lots of sugar and cigarettes - the mainstays of the Oompa Loompa diet.

    Thank you for your interest.

    Sincerely,

    Mr. Willy Wonka
    Wonka Industries, Ltd.
    Wonkaville

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    FREE FREE FREE!!


    5 FREE slices of cheese pizza (GONE)






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    That's right -- FREE pizza.

    Now you might think this is a bit strange, so an explanation is called for.
    My mom came home with a large cheese pizza at about 6:30 pm. The pizza is generic "house of pizza" style pizza, which is really not my thing (too greasy for me). There's not much else to eat in my house right now, and after all she DID bring it home for me, so i ate three slices. My mom doesn't like leftover pizza, i'm more of a papa gino's girl myself, and my brother doesn't like this kind of pizza either. My dad who has diabetes is on a diet but has little self-control. He will probably eat the pizza if it remains in the fridge. I WANT THIS PIZZA OUT OF MY HOUSE! it would be a shame to throw it away, and there are starving people all over the world, so i want you to take it off my hands.

    here are the TERMS of the FREE 5 slices of cheese pizza:
    This pizza is from TONIGHT, but will not be hot when received. It's up to you to either eat it cold or re-heat. By agreeing to take this pizza, you also agree to take the box it comes in, and accept all responsibility of anything that may happen to you as a result of eating the pizza. I haven't poisoned it, i'm not sick from eating it, and i don't think it's cursed....but i'm just saying. If it stains your clothes or gets you fired from work..too bad. I'm not guaranteeing a particular time i'll be there with the pizza. It will probably be around 11, though. And of course, since you are receiving this pizza free of charge, I have the right to refuse delivery of pizza for any reason.

    This is great for MUNCHIES or POOR COLLEGE STUDENTS. Email me with your address and i'll let you know that i'm coming.


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    OH PENIS CHRIST!


    I have an image of Jesus on my penis






    Reply to: anon-36528592@craigslist.org
    Date: Fri Jul 16 00:33:40 2004


    It's not a tattoo or anything I have deliberately done: I thought it was a little dirt or grime at first, but some soapy water and a brillo pad quickly disproved that theory, and there He was, smiling beatifically at me from just below my glans penis.

    My girlfriend is a devout Christian, who, when she first saw this apparition, dropped to her knees, exclaiming, " Jesus Christ", which I at first arrogantly misinterpreted as an exaggerated compliment on my manhood.

    Needless to say, I was more than a little disappointed to learn the true reason for her impulsive ejaculation. She has now taken to worshiping daily at this makeshift "shrine", which is OK, I suppose, but she no longer wants to have sex with me for fear of offending the real Jesus. She even brought her entire womens' church group over, it was really embarrassing having all these women kneeling and praying to the Jesus on my johnson (but also somewhat uplifting).

    One of the younger women, "Mary M" became rather hysterical, saying she needed to take Jesus into her heart, screaming; " Jesus is risen; my rod and staff, they comfort me" and something unintelligible about a burning bush and the holy of holies, and how the Bible tells us we must embrace the Lord, and then she started grabbing at me in an extremely non-ecclesiastical manner.

    I realized she was speaking literally, or possibly about to speak in tongues, but before I could learn more about this intriguing phenomenon, my girfriend gently pulled her away and sent her home to meditate more deeply on the true symbolism of the cross.

    This was disappointing, as I was hoping for a chance later on to privately pump "Mary" for more information on the deeper meaning of her mystical statements.

    Now I'm a very private person, no pun intended, and I'm not at all comfortable with being the center of all this attention, some insensitive crazies have even started calling me "Penis Christ", or "Jesus F. Christ" which is both embarrassing and blasphemous to the believers, and it's all nothing that I have done deliberately, it's just a fuzzy looking picture of the Saviour on my most private part.
    If anyone can offer help please do so: the crowds outside the house get bigger every day. It seemed like fun at first to have my penis adored by so many, but the novelty has quickly worn off, the front yard is trampled to all hell and full of garbage and religious tracts, and fucking Pat Robertson calls me every day asking me to put my dick on the phone.

    I welcome any suggestions or advice that will help me come to grips with this issue. And "Mary", if you're reading this, I'm free next Thursday, and I'm eager to penetrate more deeply into your beliefs regarding the second coming of the Messiah


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    yes, i realize this entry was quite a quickie post.  Was browsing craigslist cuz i was bored so i just decided to post a few of the articles that i found to be halarious.


    anyways...
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August 27, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was SANDPAPER.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. After I get you up, you do it with your boots on.
    2. I pull you until you're at your peak.
    3. When you get off me, it's time to go down.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    SCHOOL, DAY TWO...


    [dayum, imagine if I actually did a count-up of each day... ]


    - Business Calculus class was uber-boring.  Professor was going very slooww.. and the accent was difficult to decipher at times.. =\
    But on the bright side, Laurie and Nathan are in my class, so I have some company in there. =)


    - Microeconomics was alright, I remember some of the jargon from the macroecon class i took last sememster.

       ...now i just need to see if I remember any of that =\



    - I've realized how STOOPID and SLOOOOW people are.  Granted, I know I ain't smart myself , but there were people just walking aimlessly inside the bookstore [which was PACKED], in the middle of the column, not allowing ANYBODY to pass them up. 
    As ludacris said.. "MOVE BITCH, GET OUTTA THE WAY!"


    - the lines to pay for books was crazy too.  Spent at least 20 minutes in line.  spent another $100 on a book today.  Brings the GRAND TOTAL TO...

    actually, i've lost count. 


    - it's ONLY the second day of school but for some reason it feels like I've been there much longer than that...
       but I can't complain to any of my friends because either they're not in school yet, or they've BEEN in class for a week AND two days.. =P


    - The FREGGIN' sun is FINALLY out.  Just like all the other years, peering out right when school starts again, just to mess with our minds.


    best you sf bay folks enjoy it, cuz they say the weather's gettin sucky come next week =[




    WOW, CALIFORNIA HAS A SURPLUS?!?


    Oh wait, it's not money.. >.<


    Arnold Sells CA Surplus at 'Garage Sale'


    Posted: August 26, 2004 at 3:25 p.m.


    SACRAMENTO, CA (AP) -- Need an airplane engine? How about a traffic light bulb? Or even a nice forklift, slightly used?

    They're all up for sale -- just make the check out to the State of California.

    Officials are selling these and hundreds of other surplus government items now filling a 100,000-square-foot warehouse.

    The massive housecleaning is part of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's move to make state government more efficient. The property goes on sale Friday and Saturday to help clean out "the cobwebs of government," Schwarzenegger said.

    Most of the items include office furniture, espresso machines and computers from various state agencies and offices. Other items have come to the state through asset forfeitures, such as restaurant equipment, jewelry and baseball cards.

    One savvy shopper may even drive away in a 1995 Ford Mustang seized by South Lake Tahoe police.

    Fred Aguiar, secretary of the State and Consumer Services Agency, said he didn't know how much money the sale would raise. But by ridding itself of so much stuff, the state expected to save money on warehouse rents.

    To prepare for the sale, workers on Wednesday sorted boxes of thousands of knives, scissors and nail clippers -- and one abandoned electric cattle prod -- seized at airport security checkpoints.

    "Hand tools, power tools -- I don't know what they were thinking trying to get on a plane with this," Aguiar said.

    (Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)


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    So yes, anybody in the Sac area this weekend, you can go get some cheap used stuff from the States stash of surplus stuff..


    Damn, i want to get that electric cattle prod.. ::evil grin::


     


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August 26, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was ELIZABETH TAYLOR.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. The rougher I am, the faster I get it off.
    2. Rubbing me the right way will make me hot.
    3. If you use me too long, I get dull.

    As always THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    AWWWWW...



    The bubble has finally popped.


    I was afraid that I'd wake late so I made sure I had my radio-alarm clock on HELLA loud.


    It worked.  It woke me up at 6:30AM.

    ...as did my mom and my sister =


    But then I realized that my first class of the day today was at 9:10AM, and not 8o'clock as I had thought.  So i hit snooze a few more times until I saw it was about 7:30.  NOW it was time to wake up and get ready.


    Breakfast was great.  A heaping cup of coffee with some fake sugar and a dab of caramel.. That would be my regular, but I think im running low on caramel =



     


    OH THE JOYS OF SCHOOL...


    - My GEOG-102 professor already started lecturing today, and assigned homework.
    (sucks for me that I purchased the book online, which has NOT come yet = )


    - Professor Tom, my intro course accounting professor, took 35 minutes to take roll.


    HOLY SHEIT IT'S ANOTHER MR. PETERS!!!
               then my friend reminded me of something:
                     ACCT-100 is at the same time as ASTR-115 last semester (11:10-12)
                  I'm guessing i just have bad luck with professors at that time slot =\


    - Is it just me or does it seem like there are a LOT more people strattling on campus? O_O


    - The lines at the bookstore and the eateries are CRAZEE.. And the cashiers are slow as heck..


    - Outrageous book prices! Don't get me started on that..


    - Getting bombarded with crap about signing up for stuff or buying stuff on campus again.  With my headphones on and my 'idiot face' on, i pretend not to see/hear them and just walk past these people..



    Now quick question:
    how many more days until winter break?

    {16 weeks}  =(


     


    SOME HUMOR FROM GOOD OLE CRAIGSLIST...


    To the hot girl in the black


    dress in San Francisco -w4m - 30







    Reply to: anon-33725971@craigslist.org
    Date: Mon Jun 14 11:53:18 2004


    You, looking hot in a black dress. Me riding in a correctional bus. Our eyes met through the metal slats. I was in orange. The driver wouldn't stop. He didn't understand. If you are willing to wait, I am available to date in march, 2007 (or sooner with good behavior). Please write.


    p.s. If you have a friend, my roommate is probably interested.



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    ROFL... I wonder how the inmate got access to the internet...



    anyways...
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August 25, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a LIFEGUARD.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I've been inside Betty Ford.
    2. People pay to see me in the act.
    3. One Dick got me twice.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD




    BIRTHDAY WRAP-UP.


    As said on the entry on the day of my birthday, I like to consider my birthday as just another ordinary day.  But SOME PEOPLE still took the effort to get me something, which I was quite thankful for.  I thought the presents and the cards were HIlarious, so I thought that I'd share them with you.


    wow.  aren't you guys special..
    </ends sarcasm>



    MY SISTER KNOWS ME...


    LIKE A FREGGIN BOOK..





    I do have a life, albiet not an interesting one...
    And i did NOT watch amish in the city.. I opted for a few good movies
    and there's nothing wrong with collecting rubberbands.. = [besides, that was when I was 12...]


    And the present she got me:


    Yes.  That be the jerkey that she promised me way back when..
    And no, it was NOT opened.  It was a twin pack




    TRICKY YOLLIE POLLIE OLLIE...


    ..WELL, NOT REALLY..


    So when my friend Yolanda called me out of nowhere asking for my address to 'update her address book' 3 days before my b-day, I was quite suspicious of her.  and rightly so, because.. why would SHE call me up to talk and to ask for my address? O.o




    yay! I'm in the cool people's club </ends sarcasm>
    notice the arrow, she was asking for my address as she was writing it.  And she was quite pervasive about it too!


    thanks for the laughs.





     THANKS MOTHER...


    For some reason or another, my friend Carol has obtained the nickname of being the 'mom' of the pack.  All she does is nag and lecture and plead and she's never the one to joke around with..


    ..just kidding




    THANKS FOR THE BREAKFAST, MOM!!
    NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST!


    haha..


    UH OH....


    So today I looked at my desktop calender, which i HAVE been using (holy crap!) and this is what I saw...



    My calender speaks to me.  It's telling me that I start school tomorrow. Bummer. =


    Because of this, no more:
    - Waking up after 9AM
    - sitting around doing nothing at night
    - doing my e-mail conversations with a friend as if it were instant messenger
    - sleeping late because i choose to
    - going into work and dicking around for many hours at a time
    - consolidating breakfast and lunch into one big meal (even though i know it's bad for you)


    And because of this, now I:
    - have to start waking up at the GODLY hour of 6o'clock again [8o'clock classes, and includes the time it takes to get out of bed]
    - need my daily dose of java [havn't had too much coffee in the past two months..]
    - might have to sleep late because i HAVE to [instead of doing it by choice (ie. all nighters caused by my procrastination =  )]
    - have less time to have my random ass conversations with my friends



    But even with school starting, I promise that I will NOT neglect 'this hurr xangurrr'



    anyways... best be going to sleep...
    yeah right =D
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August 24, 2004

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    The answer to Friday's "More Dirty Minds" was a SUNTAN.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. When you're going down, I pull out.
    2. When I'm stroking, it's a matter of life and death.
    3. You scream when you want me to come.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    AND YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT..


    ..SPENDING TOO MUCH ON BOOKS...


    Students Pay More for Beer Than Books

    LONDON (Reuters) - British students spend about $1.8 billion on drink every year, nearly three times as much as they cough up for books, a survey released on Monday showed.







     

    At $1.81 billion, the collective bar tab of Britain's students is close to what they spend on books and food combined -- $600 million and $1.2 billion respectively. Rent costs them another $4.5 billion.


    The survey by the Royal Bank of Scotland was conducted to compile a "Student Living Index," which ranks cities by offsetting living costs with earning potential from part-time work.


    "Our research suggests that going to Glasgow could save you up to 1,000 pounds (about $1,800) a year compared with other university towns," said Andrea Aitken-Paige, Head of Student Banking at the bank.


    The index shows the Scottish city is the most cost-effective place to live as a student, while a degree at Durham in northern England is the most costly.


    Two in five students will work part-time to boost their budgets in the coming academic year, said the pollsters, who interviewed 2,163 undergraduates from 21 university towns.




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    DO YOU HAVE WEIRD EARS..?


    Check ears before you pick a fight

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - It may be wise to check out a stranger's ears before picking a fight, U.S. researchers have advised.







     

    They found that women and men with asymmetrical extremities -- ears, fingers or feet of different sizes or shapes -- were more likely to react aggressively when annoyed or provoked.


    This could make sense, the team at Ohio State University said on Monday. Factors such as smoking or drinking during a pregnancy could stress a foetus in various ways, causing not only slight physical imperfections but also poorer impulse control.


    "Stressors during pregnancy may lead to asymmetrical body parts. The same stressors will also affect development of the central nervous system, which involves impulse control and aggression," said Zeynep Benderlioglu, who led the study.


    "So while asymmetry doesn't cause aggression, they both seem to be correlated to similar factors during pregnancy."


    Benderlioglu, Randy Nelson, a professor of psychology and neuroscience, and Paul Sciulli, professor of anthropology, reported their findings in the American Journal of Human Biology.


    They told 100 college students they were taking part in a study of persuasive ability by asking them to call people to raise money for charity.


    But their calls went to two experimenters who followed a careful script, either apologetically saying they did not have money to donate, or becoming confrontational and challenging the caller and the charity.


    The researchers had rigged the phones so they could measure how hard participants slammed the receiver down after the call.


    The more asymmetrical their ears, fingers and feet, the more force the volunteers tended to use when hanging up, they found.


    Women were more likely to slam the phone when challenged, while men seemed angrier when politely turned down, they found.


    "Research has shown that men are quicker to anger than are women," Benderlioglu said. "But while unprovoked men are generally more aggressive than women, the gender differences either disappear under provocation, or women may actually become more aggressive than men."


    It could be men just dropped the aggressive call before it escalated, she added.


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    very interesting...


     



    I know ive been MIA from the internet and xanga and whatnot, and I apologize.  Better entry tomorrow, assuming im not getting my backpack ready for school =


    anyways...


    P.S.  thanks for all those who wished me a happy birthday, a belated happy birthday and the much appreciated and solo 'happy christmas' that i found in thy chatterbox. [btw, it wasn't because i didn't think the e-props aren't good enough, i thought the entry wasn't worthy for them... ] haha..
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August 20, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a NECKLACE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. To get me, you have to expose yourself.
    2. If you don't use protection, you could get blisters.
    3. If you're nude, it's all over.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS..











    Screw the scary book prices. I'm scared of the dangerously tartan boxers in the corner of the picture with your bag.


    I thought you were a tidy whitey kinda guy!


    (oooh I said kinda! mixed with 'hella' I am sooooo west coast!)

      Posted 8/19/2004 at 4:05 AM by whonose - delete - block user


    Haha.. funny.. Sorry luke, those weren't boxers, those were my PJ bottoms.. see..




    and wow, you so GANGSTA now for using those words..













    you know what is sad.  i just finish my summer class last night and school is only a week away. 


    guess i will have to settle for a 24 hr vacation i am also scary to check my grade tonight, stupid prof. made the final freaking unsolvable.


    the book prices are nothing compare to mine, one class that i am taking requires 7 books alone.  and since i am taking 6 classes next sememster .. i have to said cost of my books are up there too.


    oh yeah word of advice, don't buy solution guide or study guide, they are completely useless and you know you are not going to read them anyway


    here is for another week of no school ... and hey at least you get to bumb around all summer, i just started today at 8am Oo .. got myself a bowl of ice cream already .. mummmmm yummmmmmmmm


    work later that is always a bummer

      Posted 8/19/2004 at 6:04 AM by lemonie - delete - block user



    sorry to hear that you only had a '24 hour' summer break.  Hope you make the most out of it, Xiu!


    ICE CREAM AT 8AM?


    haha













    blackpacks are the worst to get dust off. that and white.


    If it weren't so damn femmy, I'd be toting around one of those seethrough plastic backpacks.

      Posted 8/19/2004 at 7:53 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user



    Yes shaun, blackpacks and whitepacks (haha) are hard to get dust off of, but those are the two colors that I really love.  That and gray, but i have yet to see a gray backpack that I liked..
    The plastic ones are too flimsy to be used by high-schoolers or college students.  But i can sOoOo image an 8 year old using one.













    dang people write a lot... well, i'm not gunna write a lot. i have to go somewhere.It took you that long to write this entry! i have to say that this is one of your shorter entries.


    haha... well, school is starting... fun stuff... better get your stuff ready! i love school supplies! if i could have a room only dedicated to school supplies i would! fun fun! now that is exciting.


    dang you need tons of books, i bet you're not going to read half of them... better not buy it until you know what the class really requires.


    God Loves you... and one more day to go until blast off!

      Posted 8/19/2004 at 8:59 AM by LeEbO0901 - delete - block user



    Wow leanne, you crajee.. A room JUST for school supplies?  That's SICK!  I mean, a pencil box or a storage box of school supplies is cool, but a WHOLE room?  aye... @_@


    Heck, you WERE in TWO classes with me and saw that I never used either of those books.. >.<


    until ' blast off '?












    please, don't remind me of all the book purchasing >_< I need a lighter asap!
      Posted 8/19/2004 at 9:55 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user


    Why would you want to torch up those mightily expensive books, chris? O.o












    University of Hawaii starts next week too! Luckily for me i'm taking internet courses so I don't need to get up early and get to school by 8. Although i've done that many, many times before...


    Anywho, you should see if your professors put a copy of the book in the library as a loner. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. It's a good alternative if you KNOW that you'll be using the book minimally.


    See, look at that! I'm already talking like a college student. I think going back to school agrees with me...hehehe...


      Posted 8/19/2004 at 11:17 AM by gotitgurl - delete - block user


    I wish I had the opportunity to take online courses... But aren't those courses hella easy to cheat in, being online and all?


    Yeah, most professors do put a copy of the text on reserve, but the sucky part is that when on reserve you have to stay in the library to use it, and you only have two hours to use it.


    And YAY for talking like a college student












    try   bookstation.net


    I think they're shipping it from India..that's why the books are wayyyy cheaper...

      Posted 8/19/2004 at 12:44 PM by little_sunflower - delete - block user


    Thanks joy for the advice.  Hum.. maybe I'll try it out or something..











    School sucks.. everyone who should know this by now.. even when it was free.. it sucked.. now it's like ten times worse.. I have to pay to be in a nightmare.. what the hell!!
      Posted 8/19/2004 at 12:52 PM by beelicious - delete - block user


    I can't agree with you anymore, keoammara!
    Like I used to say, you pay to fail in college. 












    HAhAHHA,hands over $600 of cat  money!...HAHAhHA, penis...lalala, what are you majoring in anyway?...


    meow...

      Posted 8/19/2004 at 2:12 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user


    I think im majoring in something in business.. I have no idea what sort of business yet.. (but DEFINATELY NOT accouting ^_^  )


    What are YOU going to major in, kelly?











    you're lucky, you're going back to school.
    i envy
      Posted 8/19/2004 at 4:59 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user


    I think you're the first person who has said that to me, puiyi.
    all my other friends who start in a month say that to me too, but in a joking manner =











    yo can we have a bon fire after your done with your books
      Posted 8/19/2004 at 6:06 PM by MiSs_Tequila - delete - block user

    of COURSE not Gavi!  those books are way too expensive.. I rather go to the store and BUY a few boxes of wood for you to burn!


    anyways...





    SWEETNESS...


    Remember how I said that I was going to buy an item or two off that three item list I posted a whiles back?




    FINALLY!


    So cool, for a sec there I thought that I wouldn't get it in time for my birthday


    I recieved this on wednesday, so I guess it was an two-day early birthday present of sorts from myself to myself



    BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE NEW YEARS...


    I don't know why, but to me, my birthday is as important to me as the new year.


    No real significance at all..


    I remember when I was younger, the transition between December 31st and January 1st was weird to me...


    "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!"


    ::peers out the window::
    Hum.. it looks like the same old year to me..


    Same thing with birthdays... age is just another number, a mark to tell you the number of years you've been on Earth.. 


    19.  The BIG OnE NiNe. 
    Doesn't seem too much of a difference to how I felt half an hour ago, before midnight, when i was still 18 and at "the prime of my life"...


    19.. i hear that it all goes downhill from here.. Let's just hope it ain't true.. HAHA



    anyways...


    I think what I wanted to emphasize in this reflective entry was 'THANK YOU'.  I don't want to get all sappy and crap on you guys but YOU GUYS ROCK!


    thanks to all those out there who listen to and withstood all my constant bitchings, rantings, smart remarks, paranoia, repetitiveness, my forgetfulness, the stoopid jokes i tell, the dirty jokes and dirty minded thoughts I say, the smart remarks, the stoopid AIM conversations that we have [reread some on deadaim at first and im like.. WHOA.. @_@ ) and all those other corky things that I do..


    I have no idea why you still opt to hang around with me when there are sOoOoO many cooler people out there.  but yeah.. THANK YOU =D


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    So what am I planning to do today?


    Nothing much out of the ordinary.. work for a few hours, go visit my grandma, then come home for dinner.  And I get to hang with my sister too! (Woo-hoo! </ends sarcasm> )


    Like years past, nice and low key.  not much of a partier, and I rather just keep it simple.


    nice and simple...


     


    anyways...
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    Enough of my craziness... til tomorrow
    Laters Gators

August 19, 2004

August 18, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" were GALLOWS.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I press my hard evidence against you.
    2. I want to punish you for your boner.
    3. I can make you swear.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS..










    hey, i remember reading all of these on Yahoo "odd news"!!!
      Posted 8/17/2004 at 12:20 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user


    This is true, chris.  Two were yahoo news and one was from the best of craigslist...
    So sue me! O_O












    OMG, I dont know what to say...................................................................


    meow, perhaps?...

      Posted 8/17/2004 at 12:42 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

    and a MEOW back to you kelly. 











    That's it, never date a girl with a little dog. Unless you're into that kind of thing... Are you Eric?
      Posted 8/17/2004 at 12:57 AM by whonose - delete - block user


    Haha what the heck are you talkin about luke? I'd date one with OR without a dog, big or small..













    I think the little doggy's deprived. They should get him a girlfriend...

      Posted 8/17/2004 at 12:17 PM by gotitgurl - delete - block user

    hehe.. YOU want to volunteer to find one for it?


     


    anyways..

    AND I THOUGHT THE STUFF


    THAT I FOUND WAS WEIRD...


    thanks bonnie for this interesting find..







    New penis grown on boy's arm


     

    Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.


    The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.


    The penis on the teenager's arm


    Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.


    The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.


    The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.


    Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.


    Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."


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    Moral of the Story:  Don't piss on an electrical wire.. O_O



    YES, I'D LIKE MINES USED.. O.o



    What the heck?



    FAMILY GUY MINI-MARATHON ON FOX


    From 8pm to 10pm wednesday.
    GO WATCH IT! ^_^


    [either that or Amish in the City/ The Player  on UPN ]


    anyways...
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    Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
    LATERS GATORS!

August 17, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was RACQUETBALL.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. If you're on me, you're hung.
    2. I can make you stiff.
    3. When I'm done with you, you're a swinger.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS..










    oh yeah, i remember watching that Barbie video! wait...i don't... @_@
      Posted 8/16/2004 at 12:59 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user


    Lol, too late chris, you exposed yourself already >.<  Hahaha...












    Diarrhea is not OK?


    So when is it ok?


    (not a rhetorical question)

      Posted 8/16/2004 at 2:58 AM by whonose - delete - block user


    WHATTAYATALKINBOUT luke?  It's supposed to be one of 'em daily occurances.  'Regular' poop is actually abnormal
    haha












    HAhHAHAH...................oh my, I guess I cant be a sponser....O_O


    meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    *Tock tock tock*...

      Posted 8/16/2004 at 9:36 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

    Finally kelly, all the missing tocks.. haha..












    Wow I might just have to steal, err I mean borrow some songs from your collection at Yahoo... hope you don't mind.


    Not too many people here know about As One! Torn is a good song by them.


    Take it easy~

      Posted 8/16/2004 at 6:03 PM by IndoDiva - delete - block user

    No problem Fenny, that's what the link there is for! Take whatever you want.
    And yes, As One is GREAT!  Quite a shame they aren't as famous as like Hyori or like BoA.. =


    Sidenote: I should probably make a tracklisting document so people know exactly which folder a song is in so the whole process is more user friendly


    eh.. i'll do it when I feel like it.












    the barbie video is slightly creepy for me .. still not sure why.  can tolerate vampire movie and horror movies just fine but ... barbie .. ewwwwwwwwww


    and next time i see a fat person eating like that .. i will just have to dig in my bag and join him/her m and my fruit roll ups ... mummmmmm yum


    and is it marble

      Posted 8/16/2004 at 7:01 PM by lemonie - delete - block user


    Haha, what's wrong with the barbie video Xiu? 
    Alright so let's piss off skinny people together! :D
    and no, it wasn't marble.  Better luck next time~!

    anyways..



    CAN ANYBODY SAY... 'OUCH'


    Kids Plus Rocks Equals 120,000 Angry Bees


    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Kids throwing rocks stirred up more trouble than they bargained for when they dislodged a swarm of bees from an enormous hive built in the wall of a Southern California apartment building, authorities said on Friday.







     

    An estimated 120,000 bees held residents of the apartment building and nearby homes hostage in Santa Ana, California after the children pelted their 500 pound (227 kg) hive with rocks on Thursday, Santa Ana Fire Captain Steve Horner said.


    Several people, including firefighters, news reporters and a TV cameraman, reported being stung and at least two people were taken to a hospital with multiple stings, Horner said.


    Firefighters cordoned off a four-block area to allow the bees to calm down and return to their hive. An exterminator later fogged the hive and vacuumed out 40,000 dead bees, then set a trap for returning worker bees, of which about 80,000 were captured, Horner said.


    The quarter-ton honeycomb, which may have accumulated inside the apartment wall for years, was so big it was threatening the structural integrity of the two-story building, Horner said.




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    This is why your mum tells you not to throw crap at people.. They attack back!  hahahahaha....



    THIS IS KIND OF MESSED UP...


    Limbless Woman Sues Air France Over 'Torso' Snub

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - A wheelchair-bound woman with no limbs sued Air France for discrimination on Friday, alleging she was kept off a flight by a gate agent who told her a "torso cannot possibly fly on its own."







     

    Adele Price, 42, a British citizen, sued the airline in Manhattan federal court seeking unspecified damages.


    Price, who was born without limbs because her mother took the drug thalidomide during pregnancy, said in the suit she is able to manipulate a wheelchair and has traveled by air many times.


    The suit states that she had bought a ticket in 2000 for travel between Manchester, England and New York. After Price had checked her luggage, she alleged that she was stopped by an Air France agent who told her that "a head, one bottom and a torso cannot possibly fly on its own."


    Price said in the suit that Air France let her take another flight to New York but only after she was able to get a companion to go with her. However, Price said she had to pay for the companion's airfare and lodging.


    She said the airline also made it difficult for her to return from John F. Kennedy airport to Britain by requiring her to get opinions from four U.S. doctors certifying she was able to fly alone.


    A spokeswoman for Air France had no immediate comment.


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    The woman was able to use her wheelchair on her own, but the airline insisted that she had to get someone to fly with her, but that person had to pay also.. what the heck?



    MORE FROM CRAIGSLIST...


    I didn't bust a nut because of your dog






    Reply to: anon-32712878@craigslist.org
    Date: Wed Jun 02 11:47:23 2004


    Its not that you're bad at giving head. You have the basics down, no teeth, etc. I couldn't come because of your dog.

    I understand it, I have a dog too. The intensity with which he watches us eat dinner is a little unnerving. Im sure by now dogs must instinctively understand that the masters' food is better, thus more desirable. Sometimes we would ponder: "what would he do if we sat around and ate dog food at the table while giving him steaks, would he still beg for scraps?"

    Also, although I consider myself a dog lover, I hate small dogs. They have napoleon complexes, and never stop barking that bitchy high pitched bark they bark. Guys in general hate them, they are just not manly.

    Anyways, back to my cock. I wasnt too bothered when your dog followed us as we moved from the sofa to your bedroom to continue our first session of making out. That probably has more to do with the fact that I was pretty sure I was about to get some despite your stern warning of "I'm not gonna sleep with you tonight." It was a little weird that he was on the bed with us, but understandable. Small dogs are needy. But it really got weird when you started blowing me and he just focused very intently on my cock as it went in and out of your mouth. I couldn't get into any of the sicko (too weird to admit even behind the perfect anonymity of CL) fantasies I require to orgasm because I knew that little fucker was just sitting there, licking his lips (I swear I saw him do it) watching you blow me and wondering god knows what.

    When we tried to kick him out his barking was even more irritating.

    So, its not that you're bad at giving head. (Did you believe my line: I have never come from a BJ, just not my thing? I'm proud of that one, came up with it on the spot and instantly knew I would use it in the future.)


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    anyways...
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    Enough of my craziness.. Til tomorrow..
    LATERS GATORS!