August 17, 2004
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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was RACQUETBALL. Here are the clues for today:
- If you’re on me, you’re hung.
- I can make you stiff.
- When I’m done with you, you’re a swinger.
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS..
oh yeah, i remember watching that Barbie video! wait…i don’t… @_@
Posted 8/16/2004 at 12:59 AM by CaKaLusa – delete – block user
Lol, too late chris, you exposed yourself already >.< Hahaha…
Diarrhea is not OK?
So when is it ok?
(not a rhetorical question)
Posted 8/16/2004 at 2:58 AM by whonose – delete – block user
WHATTAYATALKINBOUT luke? It’s supposed to be one of ‘em daily occurances. ‘Regular’ poop is actually abnormal
haha
HAhHAHAH……………….oh my, I guess I cant be a sponser….O_O
meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tock tock tock*…
Posted 8/16/2004 at 9:36 AM by freekieEEE – delete – block user
Finally kelly, all the missing tocks.. haha..
Wow I might just have to steal, err I mean borrow
some songs from your collection at Yahoo… hope you don’t mind.
Not too many people here know about As One! Torn is a good song by them.
Take it easy~
Posted 8/16/2004 at 6:03 PM by IndoDiva – delete – block user
No problem Fenny, that’s what the link there is for! Take whatever you want.
And yes, As One is GREAT! Quite a shame they aren’t as famous as like Hyori or like BoA.. =
Sidenote: I should probably make a tracklisting document so people know exactly which folder a song is in so the whole process is more user friendly
eh.. i’ll do it when I feel like it.
the barbie video is slightly creepy for me .. still not sure why. can tolerate vampire movie and horror movies just fine but … barbie .. ewwwwwwwwww
and next time i see a fat person eating like that .. i will just have to dig in my bag and join him/her
m and my fruit roll ups … mummmmmm yum
and is it marble
Posted 8/16/2004 at 7:01 PM by lemonie – delete – block user
Haha, what’s wrong with the barbie video Xiu?
Alright so let’s piss off skinny people together!
and no, it wasn’t marble. Better luck next time~!
anyways..
CAN ANYBODY SAY… ‘OUCH’
Kids Plus Rocks Equals 120,000 Angry Bees
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Kids throwing rocks stirred up more trouble than they bargained for when they dislodged a swarm of bees from an enormous hive built in the wall of a Southern California apartment building, authorities said on Friday.
An estimated 120,000 bees held residents of the apartment building and nearby homes hostage in Santa Ana, California after the children pelted their 500 pound (227 kg) hive with rocks on Thursday, Santa Ana Fire Captain Steve Horner said.
Several people, including firefighters, news reporters and a TV cameraman, reported being stung and at least two people were taken to a hospital with multiple stings, Horner said.
Firefighters cordoned off a four-block area to allow the bees to calm down and return to their hive. An exterminator later fogged the hive and vacuumed out 40,000 dead bees, then set a trap for returning worker bees, of which about 80,000 were captured, Horner said.
The quarter-ton honeycomb, which may have accumulated inside the apartment wall for years, was so big it was threatening the structural integrity of the two-story building, Horner said.
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This is why your mum tells you not to throw crap at people.. They attack back! hahahahaha….
THIS IS KIND OF MESSED UP…
NEW YORK (Reuters) – A wheelchair-bound woman with no limbs sued Air France for discrimination on Friday, alleging she was kept off a flight by a gate agent who told her a “torso cannot possibly fly on its own.”
Adele Price, 42, a British citizen, sued the airline in Manhattan federal court seeking unspecified damages.
Price, who was born without limbs because her mother took the drug thalidomide during pregnancy, said in the suit she is able to manipulate a wheelchair and has traveled by air many times.
The suit states that she had bought a ticket in 2000 for travel between Manchester, England and New York. After Price had checked her luggage, she alleged that she was stopped by an Air France agent who told her that “a head, one bottom and a torso cannot possibly fly on its own.”
Price said in the suit that Air France let her take another flight to New York but only after she was able to get a companion to go with her. However, Price said she had to pay for the companion’s airfare and lodging.
She said the airline also made it difficult for her to return from John F. Kennedy airport to Britain by requiring her to get opinions from four U.S. doctors certifying she was able to fly alone.
A spokeswoman for Air France had no immediate comment.
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The woman was able to use her wheelchair on her own, but the airline insisted that she had to get someone to fly with her, but that person had to pay also.. what the heck?
MORE FROM CRAIGSLIST…
I didn’t bust a nut because of your dog
Reply to: anon-32712878@craigslist.org
Date: Wed Jun 02 11:47:23 2004
Its not that you’re bad at giving head. You have the basics down, no teeth, etc. I couldn’t come because of your dog.
I understand it, I have a dog too. The intensity with which he watches us eat dinner is a little unnerving. Im sure by now dogs must instinctively understand that the masters’ food is better, thus more desirable. Sometimes we would ponder: “what would he do if we sat around and ate dog food at the table while giving him steaks, would he still beg for scraps?”
Also, although I consider myself a dog lover, I hate small dogs. They have napoleon complexes, and never stop barking that bitchy high pitched bark they bark. Guys in general hate them, they are just not manly.
Anyways, back to my cock. I wasnt too bothered when your dog followed us as we moved from the sofa to your bedroom to continue our first session of making out. That probably has more to do with the fact that I was pretty sure I was about to get some despite your stern warning of “I’m not gonna sleep with you tonight.” It was a little weird that he was on the bed with us, but understandable. Small dogs are needy. But it really got weird when you started blowing me and he just focused very intently on my cock as it went in and out of your mouth. I couldn’t get into any of the sicko (too weird to admit even behind the perfect anonymity of CL) fantasies I require to orgasm because I knew that little fucker was just sitting there, licking his lips (I swear I saw him do it) watching you blow me and wondering god knows what.
When we tried to kick him out his barking was even more irritating.
So, its not that you’re bad at giving head. (Did you believe my line: I have never come from a BJ, just not my thing? I’m proud of that one, came up with it on the spot and instantly knew I would use it in the future.)
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Oh my, that totally made my day…
anyways…
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Enough of my craziness.. Til tomorrow..
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Comments (4)
hey, i remember reading all of these on Yahoo “odd news”!!!
OMG, I dont know what to say………………………………………………………….
meow, perhaps?…
That’s it, never date a girl with a little dog. Unless you’re into that kind of thing… Are you Eric?
I think the little doggy’s deprived. They should get him a girlfriend…:goodjob: