August 19, 2004
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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a PROSECUTOR. Here are the clues for today:
- If I get too kinky, you no longer want me.
- If I'm too tight, I could cut off the circulation to the head.
- You sometimes need help to get me off.
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS..
hence the true meaning of "handjob" 
Posted 8/18/2004 at 12:08 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user
OMG that was sooo funny chris
so what's next?...maybe we can really have somebody with their head up their ass...yes...:evil cackle:: ::cough cough:: ow, that hurt...
People used condoms as balloons in freshie year...
Posted 8/18/2004 at 12:50 AM by sanfrangiants06 - delete - block user
Haha, yes, i remember them good ol days of freshman year, jon. I think somebody in my sex-ed class stuck both hands into his condom. And Mr. Russle didn't say anything about it
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Hum.. head up thy arsecrack eh? ::Lightbulb comes on::
Haha well if you're horny and on a budget...
Used condoms are cheaper than porn!
Posted 8/18/2004 at 4:11 AM by whonose - delete - block user
Aye
Didn't know you had it in you, luke.
oh wait a minute, nevermind..
ooo!
i love family guy! thanks for the tip!
too bad my family will be watching the olympics.
boo.
can he use his penis fully?
urgh, that must feeel SO weird.
plus, the penis looks ...erect on his arm.
you mean it is going to be ALWAYS erect?
Posted 8/18/2004 at 7:39 AM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user
LOL, you seem quite intrigued about this whole penis grown on arm diddily, puiyi..
Tell one of your guy friends to try pissing on an electric wire
I've heard of those kinds of surgerys but i've never seen one...Gee! Poor guy will never have a sex life...:P
Posted 8/18/2004 at 9:58 AM by gotitgurl - delete - block user
Oh well, at least he somewhat has a stick in between his legs, right?
ew. that picture is so much worse than the 'ear grown on the rat' pic.
he should have it moved closer to his hand and do the "pull my finger" joke on women.
Posted 8/18/2004 at 11:49 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user
LOL..good one shaun..
HAHHAAHHA Couldn't they at least grow him a bigger one? =X *shrug* Freaky deeky shiet
Posted 8/18/2004 at 11:57 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user
yo kelly, did you mean 'Freaky dicky shiet'?
hahaha, Hmmm, why not just grow the penis in his groin area FIRST???...WHy the arm???...
HAhAh Used condom, eh?.....completely defeats the purpose of buying a condom..........OR a box at that much, you could just rinse and reuse, hahaha a new paper towel commercial!...
meow
Posted 8/18/2004 at 5:06 PM by freekieEEE - delete - block user
Because kelly.. if you grow it on your arm it'll be easier to tend to before you chop it off and then reinsert it back to the groinal area
Now that you mention it, if you do buy used, what is the point of getting a whole box?
wow....i bet most boys would piss on a wire for a new penis!
used condoms? yum. O_O
Posted 8/18/2004 at 7:29 PM by diNdiN - delete - block user
Haha, funny Dina.. a new penis, maybe...
..a penis like that? I think i'll pass.. =X
and belated happy birthday to ya!
anyways..
THE BUBBLE HAS BURST...
One of two backpacks that have been sitting idle for about three months, collecting dust... =X
Yes, the bubble has burst. Even though my summer has been quite the bore, the thought about going back to school is even worse.
It didn't fully hit me until thy city folks started school today. In EXACTLY a week, it will be back to school for me.
Am i prepared? Of course not. I vaguely remember my class schedule until i looked it up again today. That's not good...
As of now, All i have are my two backpacks, 10 magic-rub erasers (from that box of 12 I purchased last school year) , six (6) jelly-roll pens that i jacked from work, a box of cheapo lead pencils and lead, and three unused binders.
Oh yeah, and a lot of folders, printer paper, and lined paper... =
BOOKS.. BOOKS... MORE BOOKS...
I think i'll be a loser and go to state on Monday to purchase my books...
Product Name
Price
Quantity
[MATH.100.3][REQ][USED] APPLIED CALCULUS (TEXT ONLY)
Author: HUGHES-HALLETT Instructor: STAFF
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$70.00
[MATH.100.3][REQ][NEW] APPLIED CALCULUS (TEXT ONLY)
Author: HUGHES-HALLETT Instructor: STAFF
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$93.30
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$82.00
[MATH.110.3][REQ][NEW] APPLIED CALCULUS W/E-GRADE STUDENT GDE
Author: HUGHES-HALLET Instructor: STAFF
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$109.30
Product Name
Price
Quantity
[GEOG.102.1][REQ][USED] HUMAN GEOGRAPHY
Author: DEBLIJ Instructor: HUO
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$67.00
[GEOG.102.1][REQ][NEW] HUMAN GEOGRAPHY
Author: DEBLIJ Instructor: HUO
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$89.30
Product Name
Price
Quantity
[GEOG.606.1][REQ][USED] CARTOGRAPHY: THEMATIC MAP DESIGN W/CD
Author: DENT Instructor: MCELHINNEY
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$88.00
[GEOG.606.1][REQ][NEW] CARTOGRAPHY: THEMATIC MAP DESIGN W/CD
Author: DENT Instructor: MCELHINNEY
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$117.30
[GEOG.101.1][REQ][USED] EARTH ODYSSEY
Author: HERTSGAARD Instructor: EVANS
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$11.25
[GEOG.101.1][REQ][NEW] EARTH ODYSSEY
Author: HERTSGAARD Instructor: EVANS
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$14.95
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$64.05
[GEOG.101.1][REQ][NEW] INTRODUCING PHYSICAL GEOGRAPHY (0471417416)
Author: STRAHLER Instructor: EVANS
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$85.35
[ECON.101.4][REQ][USED] MICROECONOMICS(W/DVD) (P)
Author: MCCONNELL Instructor: COLEMAN
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$72.00
[ECON.101.4][REQ][NEW] MICROECONOMICS(W/DVD) (P)
Author: MCCONNELL Instructor: COLEMAN
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$96.00
Product Name
Price
Quantity
[ACCT.100.9][REQ][USED] FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING (W/CD)
Author: HARRISON Instructor: STAFF
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$95.00
[ACCT.100.9][REQ][NEW] FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING (W/CD)
Author: HARRISON Instructor: STAFF
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$126.65
[ACCT.100.9][REQ][USED] FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING W/STUDY GUIDE
Author: HARRISON Instructor: STAFF
REQUIRED TEXT-USED
$101.00
[ACCT.100.9][REQ][NEW] FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING W/STUDY GUIDE
Author: HARRISON Instructor: STAFF
REQUIRED TEXT-*NEW*
$134.65
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Hopefully they'll have some used books, because I'm not sure as HELL not going to spend $646.85 on 7 books that I'll probably not really use that often.. =
aye.. must get back into the routine of waking at 6:45AM and getting to school before 8... fun fun fun...
but at least i have one more week to get ready.
anyways, hope you City College kiddies had a good first day, despite talking to three of you and hearing otherwise...
anyways..
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Enough of my craziness... til tomorrow
LATERS GATORS! - If I get too kinky, you no longer want me.
Comments (13)
Screw the scary book prices. I'm scared of the dangerously tartan boxers in the corner of the picture with your bag.
I thought you were a tidy whitey kinda guy!
(oooh I said kinda! mixed with 'hella' I am sooooo west coast!)
you know what is sad. i just finish my summer class last night and school is only a week away.
guess i will have to settle for a 24 hr vacation
i am also scary to check my grade tonight, stupid prof. made the final freaking unsolvable.
the book prices are nothing compare to mine, one class that i am taking requires 7 books alone. and since i am taking 6 classes next sememster .. i have to said cost of my books are up there too.
oh yeah word of advice, don't buy solution guide or study guide, they are completely useless and you know you are not going to read them anyway
here is for another week of no school ... and hey at least you get to bumb around all summer, i just started today at 8am Oo .. got myself a bowl of ice cream already .. mummmmm yummmmmmmmm :shysmile:
work later that is always a bummer :whocares:
blackpacks are the worst to get dust off. that and white.
If it weren't so damn femmy, I'd be toting around one of those seethrough plastic backpacks.
dang people write a lot... well, i'm not gunna write a lot. i have to go somewhere.It took you that long to write this entry! i have to say that this is one of your shorter entries.
haha... well, school is starting... fun stuff... better get your stuff ready! i love school supplies! if i could have a room only dedicated to school supplies i would! fun fun! now that is exciting.
dang you need tons of books, i bet you're not going to read half of them... better not buy it until you know what the class really requires.
God Loves you... and one more day to go until blast off!
please, don't remind me of all the book purchasing >_< I need a lighter asap!
University of Hawaii starts next week too! Luckily for me i'm taking internet courses so I don't need to get up early and get to school by 8. Although i've done that many, many times before...
Anywho, you should see if your professors put a copy of the book in the library as a loner. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. It's a good alternative if you KNOW that you'll be using the book minimally.
:goodjob:
try bookstation.net
I think they're shipping it from India..that's why the books are wayyyy cheaper...
School sucks.. everyone who should know this by now.. even when it was free.. it sucked.. now it's like ten times worse.. I have to pay to be in a nightmare.. what the hell!! :wha:
HAhAHHA,hands over $600 of cat money!...HAHAhHA, penis...lalala, what are you majoring in anyway?...
meow...
you're lucky, you're going back to school.
i envy
yo can we have a bon fire after your done with your books :sunny:
random propz
Happy Belated bday eric! hope to see u around in school! :sunny:
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