August 18, 2004
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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” were GALLOWS. Here are the clues for today:
- I press my hard evidence against you.
- I want to punish you for your boner.
- I can make you swear.
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS..
hey, i remember reading all of these on Yahoo “odd news”!!!
Posted 8/17/2004 at 12:20 AM by CaKaLusa – delete – block user
This is true, chris. Two were yahoo news and one was from the best of craigslist…
So sue me! O_O
OMG, I dont know what to say………………………………………………………….
meow, perhaps?…
Posted 8/17/2004 at 12:42 AM by freekieEEE – delete – block user
and a MEOW back to you kelly.
That’s it, never date a girl with a little dog. Unless you’re into that kind of thing… Are you Eric?
Posted 8/17/2004 at 12:57 AM by whonose – delete – block user
Haha what the heck are you talkin about luke? I’d date one with OR without a dog, big or small..
I think the little doggy’s deprived. They should get him a girlfriend…
Posted 8/17/2004 at 12:17 PM by gotitgurl – delete – block user
hehe.. YOU want to volunteer to find one for it?
anyways..
AND I THOUGHT THE STUFF
THAT I FOUND WAS WEIRD…
thanks bonnie for this interesting find..
Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy’s arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.
The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.
Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.
The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik’s forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.
The cylinder grew on the boy’s arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.
Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.
Mr Murray said: “He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so.”
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Moral of the Story: Don’t piss on an electrical wire.. O_O
YES, I’D LIKE MINES USED.. O.o
What the heck?
FAMILY GUY MINI-MARATHON ON FOX
From 8pm to 10pm wednesday.
GO WATCH IT! ^_^
[either that or Amish in the City/ The Player on UPN ]
anyways…
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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
LATERS GATORS! - I press my hard evidence against you.
Comments (9)
hence the true meaning of “handjob”
so what’s next?…maybe we can really have somebody with their head up their ass…yes…:evil cackle:: ::cough cough:: ow, that hurt…
People used condoms as balloons in freshie year…
Haha well if you’re horny and on a budget…
Used condoms are cheaper than porn!
ooo!
i love family guy! thanks for the tip!
too bad my family will be watching the olympics.
boo.
can he use his penis fully?
urgh, that must feeel SO weird.
plus, the penis looks …erect on his arm.
you mean it is going to be ALWAYS erect?
I’ve heard of those kinds of surgerys but i’ve never seen one…Gee! Poor guy will never have a sex life…:P
ew. that picture is so much worse than the ‘ear grown on the rat’ pic.
he should have it moved closer to his hand and do the “pull my finger” joke on women.
HAHHAAHHA Couldn’t they at least grow him a bigger one? =X *shrug* Freaky deeky shiet
hahaha, Hmmm, why not just grow the penis in his groin area FIRST???…WHy the arm???…
HAhAh Used condom, eh?…..completely defeats the purpose of buying a condom……….OR a box at that much, you could just rinse and reuse, hahaha a new paper towel commercial!…
meow
wow….i bet most boys would piss on a wire for a new penis!
used condoms? yum. O_O