September 27, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was PRIDE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. Having fun sometimes depends on the position of Uranus.
    2. A different position can put you in the mood.
    3. When you do me, you see stars.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    WHAT A WASTED DAY…


    I had my day all planned out for a full day of hw/studying/reading..


    - 8:30AM – 12PM : Read Earth Odyssey



    - 12:PM- 6PM : Start on Geography Midterm Questions/Earth Odyssey essays



    - 6PM -> ? : Study for Accounting exam [tomorrow]


    well.. this is what i actually did today..


    - 10:30AM: wake up


    -11AM ->4PM: Surfed the web, download off Bittorrent


    - 4PM-> 10PM: Tried to resolve friend’s computer problems


    - 10PM-> 11PM: Chatting


    - 11 (Now) : Xanga



     


    but the day’s not over yet..


    ..and if i wake up early enough I still can study for my accounting exam.


    It’s all on scantron, so it can’t be too bad… right?



    TMI! TMI! <(O_o)>


    I’ve known my dad to be a weird fellow (sorta like myself).  Sometimes he gets mad at for no reason and starts to ignore us and shit.  It would usually last for about a week and then outta nowhere he’d stop being mad..


    This time he was mad because he woke up and his back was aching.  He was blaming it on my mom, saying that it was her fault.  [We all know this to be ludacris, though.]


    However, I was just joking around with my mom, and let’s just say I got more than i bargained for..


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    Me: Hey mom, you know.. dad’s getting kinda old, he can’t support your weight anymore..


    Mom: We didn’t do anything last night..


    Me: ::jokingly:: sure mom..


    Mom: Seriously, we havn’t done anything in a long time…


    Me: uh huh…


    Mom: If you don’t believe me, go check the trash.  I’m on my monthly cycle.


    Me:                    


     


    There’s just some things about your parents that you rather NOT know about.  I know i always joke around with my mum, but SHE overstepped her boundry!


    lol..


     


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September 25, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was MAKE-UP.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. Some people find me hard to swallow.
    2. When I fill you up, you feel like bursting.
    3. I can make your head swell.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    WHY’D I EVEN BOTHER TO…


    ..GO TO CLASS TODAY?


    ACCT-100 Exam on Monday.  On chapters 1-3.  25 Questions, scantroned exam.


    Professor Tom told us that he would tell us *EXACTLY* what would be on the exam today in class. I guess that was the incentive for showing up in class today, because it seemed like a full house today.. >_<


    Here’s what’s supposed to be on the exam:




     


    What.. The.. Fruck..


    Yes, if you had looked closely, he basically gave us EVERY freggin page. 
    If I had known that he was going to do that, I might not have gone to class,
     and reread every single page of chapers 1 through 3.  That’s basically what he told us, right?


    He stole our hour and we want it back, damnit!



    I HATE MAKING BAD DECISIONS…


    After accounting, I was walking up to the front of the campus to get to the bus stops.  Upon arrival I had seen two choices, the inbound M – Oceanview and the #28 19th Ave.  I’ve been riding the M into the tunnel up to Van Ness Station [i dont like to get off at Forrest Hill and take the 44/43] , hopping to the Outbound side for the Outbound N-Judah to get to work all this semester.


    Last semester, I was all about the 28 and then the inbound N-judah…


    Since I havnt done that combo in quite a while, I thought that I’d try that out again, since both options were there anyways.. And, I’d cut down on wait time since the N comes quite frequently…


    HOWEVER…


    A stop later, [Stonestown Galleria], this BIG AND OLD lady was trying to get onto the bus.  She was one of those old foggies with the walker and the whole nine yards.  From the bus shelter to the bus it took her 5 fregin minutes!  by the time she got onto the bus and we started moving, the M had already passed and was already non-visible in sight.


    THEN, i realized that a person that I don’t care too much for was also on the bus.  I tried hella hard not to give eye contact.  I think they saw me too, but oh well, at least i didn’t have to make contact with her.. :-p


    NOTE TO SELF:  Routines are good.  stick with ‘em


    anyways…
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September 24, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was an ALCOHOLIC.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. You wipe it off when the fun’s over.
    2. Some girls get it on the first time in junior high.
    3. The first time you did it, you are usually sloppy.


    anyways, as always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD



    IT WOULD BEHOOVE YOU TO…


    …PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS!


    Geography 102.  One of many of the classes that I’m taking this semester that I don’t care too much for.


    Yesterday (wednesday), Professor Guo gave us page numbers and sections in class of maps that we should study for an “upcoming exam.”  I SWEAR that I didn’t hear him say what day the first midterm was, and another person in my class could validate that for me.


    HOWEVER..


    He did tell us.  On the first day of class.



    How nice. 


    Lesson learned:  When you write shit down in class, RE-READ it.  There’s absolutely NO point in scribiling as fast as you can to keep up with the professor’s pace, only to disregard the notes that you take…


    …me thinks I better go study in a few… @_@


     


    SPEAKING OF GEOGRAPHY…


    WHO WANTS TO DO MY..


    GEOGRAPHY MIDTERM FOR ME?


     


     


    I’ll pay somebody to help me do my geography 101 final…  Up to $100



    Am i kidding?


    …iono… AM I?


     


     


     


     


     


     


    yes, I was JUST KIDDING.  so SFSU ACADEMIC PROBATION OFFICES PLZ DON’T KICK ME OUT!


     


    haha, anyways…


    I better get on with my studying.. O_O


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September 23, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was RENT.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I’m hooked on a good stiff one.
    2. I suck it down until I pass out.
    3. I get it down my throat too easily.


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD


     


    Happy Autumnal Equinox!


     


    so much to do in so little time.  It would behoove me to quit procrastinating and bunker down to read/ do my work/study..


     


    I just went to the bookstore to buy a pack of scantrons today and i was surprised that I was charged $1.25 for scantrons.


    I coulda sworn I purchased the exact same MOFOS last semester for under a dollar.


    I wonder when the condom exhibit will be this year… I should check the school daily since all my classes are in the front of the campus, so i never get down to central campus..


    Another day in the life of a college student.. =


    anyways..
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September 22, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was HAIR.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. You have to deal with me once a month.
    2. When I’m overdue, you get worried.
    3. Since you have a pad, you’ve got me.


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    I FEEL SO UN-ASIAN…


    So the other day, while having a nice family lunch at home, we were all sitting around the table grubbin on some Dim Sum that my dad had bought after work.   Everything was fine until i was looking around and I realized that out of the four of us, I was the ONLY one using a FORK.


    ::GASPS::


    the rest of the family was using chopsticks, the preferred choice of utensil for grubbin on Dim Sum.


    I jokingly brought up my observation, and my mom started saying stuff about how we’re losing our culture and how our kids are not going to be able to communicate with them [the parents] because we’re not going to teach em chinese and what not.. =


    Blah, I hate how my mom starts stuff by saying things like that.  But then again, I know it’s true too.. gah..



    HEY LOOK, IT’S A WRITING


    3 MONTH OLD! @_@



    My sister with the famous ‘writing kiddio’ Madisen…


    Here’s her little note, enclosed with another pic from the banquet thing..



    haha..


    looks like somebody needs to work on her handwriting..



    anyways…


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September 21, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a ROLLER COASTER.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I can be kinky.
    2. The stuff in your can makes me stiff.
    3. Teasing me the right way will make me stand up.


    anyways..


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    JOKE #1:


             There was this depressed black man at our workplace. So we all decided to make him laugh. People took turns but no one could make him laugh. So I came up with the idea how to make him laugh. They gave a go-ahead since it was my turn. So I whispered something into my black co-workers ear and he started to laugh.
             He laughed so much that it started to irritate people. Day after day. And so on. That guy always laughed. Escpecially when he saw me. And I was getting pissed. So we had another meeting to make him stop laughing each time he passed someone in the hallways. So once again it was my turn, and this time he cried.


    Everyone was wondering how did I do that. So I told them.


    First time I told him my dick was bigger than his. So he laughed.


    Second time, I showed him, so he cried



    “JOKE” #2:


     i estimate that ive ejaculated over 31,000 times in my life. thats 5 times a day for 17 years.


    1 US gallon = 3785 ml


    each ejaculation is about 2 ml, so 3785/2 = 1893


    ..so every 1893 ejaculations = 1 gallon of CUM


    31,000/1893 = about 16 gallons


    so in the last 17 years i have ejaculated approximately 16 gallons of CUM. thats enough to fill three 5 gallon alhambra water bottles.















    Men Allegedly Bomb McDonald’s Over Shake

    LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) – Two brothers serving in the military and a third man exploded a small bomb inside a McDonald’s because they were angry over a bad milkshake, officials said. No one was hurt and damage to the restaurant was minor.

    Pedro Garza, 19; Joshua Hackey, 19; and Nathaniel Hackey, 21; were arrested Saturday on felony charges of making and discharging a destructive device. The older Hackey is in the Army and his brother is in the Coast Guard, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office said.

    “One of the guys said they got a bad milkshake, and they played a prank on them,” sheriff’s Maj. Sammy Taylor said.

    Investigators say the men mixed toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil in a plastic soda bottle as they sat at a table Friday evening near the restaurant’s restrooms. They then capped the bottle, put it on the table and left before it exploded at 10:45 p.m. Friday. A customer sitting 10 feet away wasn’t hit by the splashing chemicals.


    “The toilet bowl cleaner has an acid base,” Taylor said. “It can burn your skin and put your eyes out.”


    The three were identified from a surveillance video, investigators said.


    Marla Baine, the Hackeys’ older sister, said they did not think about the consequences of their action and now regret them.


    “It’s a stupid prank, and they weren’t thinking,” she said. “I’ve had calls from them already, and they said they wish they could turn back the hands of time.”


    Baine said her brothers are “two good kids,” who had never been in trouble with the law.


    “Nathan said he’s ready to face what’s coming to him,” she said. “Maybe they’ll be made examples, and people won’t do this type of thing.”


    Information from: The Ledger, http:// WWW.THELEDGER.COM

     


    another cheaply thrown together entry.  Oh well.


    anyways..
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September 19, 2004

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    The answer to Thursday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a WELL.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. Everyone tries to claim they have a bigger one.
    2. As I go up and down, I make you scream.
    3. When I go down on you, you’re scared to death.


    anyways…


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    YES, I HAVE BEEN MIA.


    Some of you have wondered where the fruck I’ve been.  Others could care less.  But oh well, I’ll tell you guys about it, regardless if you want to hear about it or not.  How you like THEM apples? lol..


    Where shall I begin…  oh yes…


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    WEDNESDAY:


    It was my friend Kevin‘s 19th birthday.  For dinner we all went to Buca di Beppo for dinner.  Here’s a nice lil menu from them..





    yumm…



    I forgot to bring my camera with me, but thankfully I did remember to bring my ‘handy dandy cell phone’ with me, so I was able to get a few laughs/pics from the night…


    Let’s begin:



    About to enter the restaurant for the second time in my life…



    The walls are COMPLETELY covered with unusal little pictures and sketches and the likes…



    Uh Oh…   >___<
    like this one.. haha



    Viola gettin’ ready to get her grub on by wadding up her piece of gum..



    The placemats on the table was the menu!  how cool is that?!? 



    more stuff on the walls..

    okay, so I realized when I do the optical zoom the pics turn out really small and when enlarged looks horrible..


    note to self:  No more zooming in pics =



    Fried Calamari…
    though I dislike all seafood, the other seven people there loved the calamari



    Kevin cuttin his ‘cake’
    ..which was actually garlic bread



    “How’s the lighting, dear?“



    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH..
    What were we laughing about again? O.o



    Another picture to show you all the pictures on the walls..
    I swear, every bit of wall space is taken.
    ..even in the restroom.


    I would have taken a pic of the restroom, except, ya know… that would have been really awkward if somebody was to walk in.. O_O



    A   S   S   E   S


    Supposed to have been four sets of cheeks, but Andrew just HAD to fart and make two run away.  So there be Andrew and Viola’s cheeks, peering into Bobby‘s car window to look at his GPS system.. lol



    We wanted to go to CLASSIC BOWL, but we got lost and didn’t know how to get there, so we ended up going to Serra Bowl.  A 24 hour bowling alley, so we thought it would have been hella ghetto.


    But it wasn’t!


    I had class the following day at the GODLY hour of 8:10AM, and I also had homework due tomorrow, so I opted not to play.  So while the other seven of them played, I sat like a loser/nerd, doing my microeconomics homework.  What sucked was that I had finished the homework in half an hour, so I sat and watched for another hour and a half.



    It was like any other bowling alley, something that I didn’t expect at 10PM at an 24hour bowling alley. and then BAM!


    lights off.
    disco lights on.
    loud trance/house music on.
    fog machine on.
    projection screens on.



    One of three projection screens that were atop of the bowling alleys.  This one was supposed to have been a music video of Usher’s Yeah Remix.



    wOoOoO.. lookie at the colors…




    THURSDAY:


    I had texted my friend Carol in the wee hours of the morning wishing her a happy birthday.


    She called me back at night while I was working on my accounting homework and we talked for a while.  After we were done talking, I continued to work on the accounting homework, which was a total pain in the ass.


    I skimmed through the chapters and had a hard time finding stuff to help me on it.  Posted that pseudo entry, and then continued to work on the acct, which gave me a humungo headached.


    Finished it and went straight to bed.




    FRIDAY:


    My sister had come home for the weekend unexpectantly, so I was obligated to keep her entertained…


    after dinner, we watched the first disc of season seven of friends.


    Then we watched the first Shrek Movie.


    And then Spider-Man 2.


    And then it was 2AM so I went to bed.


    lol


     


    so yes, my lame excuses on why I didn’t post the past few days.  don’t like it? too bad :-p


    anyways…


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September 17, 2004

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    The answer to Tuesday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a TYPEWRITER.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. Sometimes, you have to pump me to get me flowing.
    2. When I dry up, you have to use another hole.
    3. If I’m dry, you havn’t drilled me deep enough.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    ESTO ES LA RAZÓN POR QUE..


    A NO ME GUSTA <<ACCOUNTING>>..




    aye..


    Bad memories back from high school accouting…just much more tedious and time consuming..


    Headache setting in…


     


    Oh well, just dropping by to show that I’m still alive.  A real update tomorrow.

September 15, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a GRAVE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. First you stick something in me and then pound away.
    2. By touching me in three spots, you can get “SEX.”
    3. If you use me, you might miss a period.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and  HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    WHAT. THE. FRUCK.


    I overslept.


    Instead of waking up at my usual time of 6:30AM, I didn’t wake up until 7:20AM.  DAMN YOU ALARM CLOCK FOR NOT DOING YOUR JOB! ::waves fist at alarm clock::


    get dressed (takes no more than 5 minutes when you’re running HELLA LATE)


    pop in two pieces of gum (didn’t have time to brush my teeth. you swear YOU’VE never done something like that before.. )


    Bus comes “on-time” for once.  7:35 on the dot.  Didn’t get to school until 7:55, and my math class starts at 8:10.


    I get to class.



    So I guess they fired my math professor. 


    How do I know?  Just speculation…


    Class has been in session 6 times, and he’s been out for 4 of them.
    He’s only been in class 33.3% of the time.  [Hey look! my math ain't as bad as I thought.. ]


     


    I just hope our substitute is easy.  I’d hate if on thursday we get into class and get pounded with work to catch up with the other business calc classes…


     


    Must continue hw..::sigh::  >_<


    anyways..
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September 14, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was LUGGAGE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. You dig my hole.
    2. When you’re inside of me, you’re always on the bottom.
    3. You’ll end up deep inside of me.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    My user profile for xanga:
    “through PAIN comes HUMOR…and you KNOW its ALWAYS good to laugh at the misfortunes of others :p … just here to chronicle my daily dose of PAIN for everybody to enjoy…
     …NOW FEATURING: “MORE DIRTY MINDS” OF THE DAY xD    “


    So I was thinking.. after yesterday’s extensive photoblog, I thought that I would


    RETURN TO THE BASICS.


    Let’s begin, shall we? .


    Thoughts of the Day:


    HOW DARE YOU DO A..


    …SWITCHAROO ON ME!


    Ever since I can remember, we’ve been using two-ply toilet paper at our house.  Today after I ‘let the kids into the pool’, I went to grab what I thought was two-ply (not noticing that it wasn’t) and I did my thing.


    Let’s just say things weren’t pretty.. >_<
    Appearantly, my dad didn’t notice that he put in one ply into the restroom.  I want to put the sole blame on him, but you know what? I shoulda been smart enough to realize that it didn’t even feel like two-ply.


    Moral of the story: Check before you wipe; you’ll be glad you did.


    moving on…



    NEVER PUT FOOD ON..


    ..UNEVEN SURFACES…


    Following to the usual eating habits and schedules as of late, I have been eating dinner by myself, in my room, in front of the computer, for 5 out of 7 days of the week.  I had a nice salad with italian dressing that I was eating, when I felt the need to go refill my cup of milk.  I placed my plate of salad onto one of the shelves on my bookcase, and I went out to get some milk.


    Not even 2 minutes had passed by when I had returned.  Salad.  All over the floor.  All the italian goodness that was supposed to have gone into my mouth was now soaking into the wooden panels of the floor, creating a very slippery and greasy mess.


    Not cool at all..   I scooped everything up and then swiffered the floor.  I didn’t even realize how dusty my floor was, but swiffer got all the oil and dust and lost of misc crap.


    Moral of the story:  Don’t put a plate into a bookshelf at an angle.  Better yet, don’t put a plate onto a shelf at ALL. It WILL create havoc in your life.



    TEN…


    - The number of years that make a decade.
    - The number that comes after nine.
    - The version of Windows Media Player that FINALLY lets you rip to MP3 [not just WMA]
    - The number of fingers you have. [hopefully]
    - The number of toes you have. [hopefully]
    - The number of years I’ll be in college for
    - Number of years til the end of the world


    and now..




    The number of DVD-Rs that I have as coasters.  Which took me all of a week to produce. =


    That uber-sucks


    I don’t think I’m going to purchase generic DVD-R’s off of ebay anymore.. [HEY, FOR THE PRICE OF $25+S/H FOR A HUNDRED PACK IS HELLA WORTH IT!]


    On the up side, who wants some really fuglily designed coasters for christmas?


     


    anyways…
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    Enough of my craziness… Til tomorrow
    LATERS GATORS!