September 21, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a ROLLER COASTER.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I can be kinky.
    2. The stuff in your can makes me stiff.
    3. Teasing me the right way will make me stand up.


    anyways..


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    JOKE #1:


             There was this depressed black man at our workplace. So we all decided to make him laugh. People took turns but no one could make him laugh. So I came up with the idea how to make him laugh. They gave a go-ahead since it was my turn. So I whispered something into my black co-workers ear and he started to laugh.
             He laughed so much that it started to irritate people. Day after day. And so on. That guy always laughed. Escpecially when he saw me. And I was getting pissed. So we had another meeting to make him stop laughing each time he passed someone in the hallways. So once again it was my turn, and this time he cried.


    Everyone was wondering how did I do that. So I told them.


    First time I told him my dick was bigger than his. So he laughed.


    Second time, I showed him, so he cried



    "JOKE" #2:


     i estimate that ive ejaculated over 31,000 times in my life. thats 5 times a day for 17 years.


    1 US gallon = 3785 ml


    each ejaculation is about 2 ml, so 3785/2 = 1893


    ..so every 1893 ejaculations = 1 gallon of CUM


    31,000/1893 = about 16 gallons


    so in the last 17 years i have ejaculated approximately 16 gallons of CUM. thats enough to fill three 5 gallon alhambra water bottles.















    Men Allegedly Bomb McDonald's Over Shake

    LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) - Two brothers serving in the military and a third man exploded a small bomb inside a McDonald's because they were angry over a bad milkshake, officials said. No one was hurt and damage to the restaurant was minor.

    Pedro Garza, 19; Joshua Hackey, 19; and Nathaniel Hackey, 21; were arrested Saturday on felony charges of making and discharging a destructive device. The older Hackey is in the Army and his brother is in the Coast Guard, the Polk County Sheriff's Office said.

    ``One of the guys said they got a bad milkshake, and they played a prank on them,'' sheriff's Maj. Sammy Taylor said.

    Investigators say the men mixed toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil in a plastic soda bottle as they sat at a table Friday evening near the restaurant's restrooms. They then capped the bottle, put it on the table and left before it exploded at 10:45 p.m. Friday. A customer sitting 10 feet away wasn't hit by the splashing chemicals.


    ``The toilet bowl cleaner has an acid base,'' Taylor said. ``It can burn your skin and put your eyes out.''


    The three were identified from a surveillance video, investigators said.


    Marla Baine, the Hackeys' older sister, said they did not think about the consequences of their action and now regret them.


    ``It's a stupid prank, and they weren't thinking,'' she said. ``I've had calls from them already, and they said they wish they could turn back the hands of time.''


    Baine said her brothers are ``two good kids,'' who had never been in trouble with the law.


    ``Nathan said he's ready to face what's coming to him,'' she said. ``Maybe they'll be made examples, and people won't do this type of thing.''


    Information from: The Ledger, http:// WWW.THELEDGER.COM

     


    another cheaply thrown together entry.  Oh well.


    anyways..
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    Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
    LATERS GATORS!

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