September 14, 2004

• Current AIM Status: 
  click HERE to IM me

  
  

  
  

  ---

  The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was LUGGAGE.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. You dig my hole.
     
  2. When you’re inside of me, you’re always on the bottom.
     
  3. You’ll end up deep inside of me.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
  ———————————————–

  
  

  My user profile for xanga:
  “through PAIN comes HUMOR…and you KNOW its ALWAYS good to laugh at the misfortunes of others :p … just here to chronicle my daily dose of PAIN for everybody to enjoy…
   …NOW FEATURING: “MORE DIRTY MINDS” OF THE DAY xD“

  
  

  So I was thinking.. after yesterday’s extensive photoblog, I thought that I would

  
  

  RETURN TO THE BASICS.

  
  

  Let’s begin, shall we? .

  
  

  Thoughts of the Day:

  
  

  HOW DARE YOU DO A..

  
  

  …SWITCHAROO ON ME!

  
  

  Ever since I can remember, we’ve been using two-ply toilet paper at our house.  Today after I ‘let the kids into the pool’, I went to grab what I thought was two-ply (not noticing that it wasn’t) and I did my thing.

  
  

  Let’s just say things weren’t pretty.. >_<
  Appearantly, my dad didn’t notice that he put in one ply into the restroom.  I want to put the sole blame on him, but you know what? I shoulda been smart enough to realize that it didn’t even feel like two-ply.

  
  

  Moral of the story: Check before you wipe; you’ll be glad you did.

  
  

  moving on…
  
  
  
  NEVER PUT FOOD ON..

  
  

  ..UNEVEN SURFACES…

  
  

  Following to the usual eating habits and schedules as of late, I have been eating dinner by myself, in my room, in front of the computer, for 5 out of 7 days of the week.  I had a nice salad with italian dressing that I was eating, when I felt the need to go refill my cup of milk.  I placed my plate of salad onto one of the shelves on my bookcase, and I went out to get some milk.

  
  

  Not even 2 minutes had passed by when I had returned.  Salad.  All over the floor.  All the italian goodness that was supposed to have gone into my mouth was now soaking into the wooden panels of the floor, creating a very slippery and greasy mess.

  
  

  Not cool at all..   I scooped everything up and then swiffered the floor.  I didn’t even realize how dusty my floor was, but swiffer got all the oil and dust and lost of misc crap.

  
  

  Moral of the story:  Don’t put a plate into a bookshelf at an angle.  Better yet, don’t put a plate onto a shelf at ALL. It WILL create havoc in your life.
  
  
  
  TEN…

  
  

  - The number of years that make a decade.
  - The number that comes after nine.
  - The version of Windows Media Player that FINALLY lets you rip to MP3 [not just WMA]
  - The number of fingers you have. [hopefully]
  - The number of toes you have. [hopefully]
  - The number of years I’ll be in college for
  - Number of years til the end of the world

  
  

  and now..

  
  

  
  
  The number of DVD-Rs that I have as coasters.  Which took me all of a week to produce. =

  
  

  That uber-sucks

  
  

  I don’t think I’m going to purchase generic DVD-R’s off of ebay anymore.. [HEY, FOR THE PRICE OF $25+S/H FOR A HUNDRED PACK IS HELLA WORTH IT!]

  
  

  On the up side, who wants some really fuglily designed coasters for christmas?

  
  

   

  
  

  anyways…
  ———————————————————
  Enough of my craziness… Til tomorrow
  LATERS GATORS!

  • 2:48 am
  • 6 Comments