September 5, 2004
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The answer to Friday's "More Dirty Minds" was a LOCKET. Here are the clues for today:
- You hang on to my stiff pole when you ride me.
- When you're on me, you're going up and down.
- After you horse around on me, you get off.
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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I FEEL SO DIRTY RIGHT NOW....
This entry can be also referred to as:
- I'M NEVER ACCEPTING ...
GRANDMA'S CHOCOLATE PUDDING..
.. EVER AGAIN...
and
- IF I DIE TONIGHT I KNOW WHY...
So today was one of those unfortunate days in the city where it was hella hot. To beat the heat, I was grubbing on lots of cold items. From iced water to cold fruits, I had lots of stuff to keep me nice and comfortable.
But i wanted something to satisfy my 'artifical sweets' tooth. For this reason, I had taken one of those chocolate pudding cups and put it into the freezer. I believe that once it was frozen and let to defrost a little, it would sorta be like eating chocolate ice cream, which i did have a craving for..
The time was around 7:30PM, when the sun was starting to set and it was getting kinda dark. To conserve energy (and because of sheer laziness), I didn't turn on the kitchen light. I grabbed the chocolate pudding out from the freezer, popped open the top, and licked the cover flap to it.
INSTANTLY my mouth was greeted with a NASTY ASS taste.
I looked at the pudding cup and to my HORROR I saw this:
Yes, that would be mold.
Not cool at all.
It looks WORSE in real life.. >_<
More than 5 hours later, I swear I still have that taste in my mouth.. O.o
Must.. use.. mouthwash...before.. sleeping!..
RANDOM THOUGHTS...
- I said I would devote the WHOLE 3 day weekend on 'catching up' on my readings for school. It be early sunday morning and I *STILL* havn't cracked open ANY of my four books yet. O.o
- HOT HOT HOT!
No me gusta.
- No more going joggin with a grey t-shirt. I tend to sweat hella easy and usually it's my back that get's DRENCHED very quickly. After I took off my shirt when I came back home, my mom wringed it out to see what would happen, and quite a bit of sweat came off of the tee.
What I learned:
A. I am a wetback.
and
B. I left my man juice all over the kitchen floor.
- The highlight of my day was watching 'The Muppets Take Manhattan'.
F*CK OFF. It was a GREAT movie back when I was little. I remember watching it hella times when I was like 7 or 8. Damn, what I'd to do watch an episode of 'Muppet Babies' again. =X Either that or 'The Smurfs' or "GI Joe'.
- I think I should invest in a scanner. Ghetto scanning just doesn't fullfill my expectations anymore. =
Exhibit A, B, C, D, and E. =\
- You would think that after you burnt your SIXTH (6th) DVD Coaster, you'd stop trying to burn them. I was stoopid enough to try just two more times, to bring the final total up to EIGHT.
I don't think it's the drive though, since I put in another brand of media and it burned like a charm. Gosh darn it. A freggin 100pk. =[
- Yes, I still despise you. I hate the feeling of being used; yet i am stupid enough to always let you have your way. I hate the way how you coax me into helping you out, and then when I need a favor from you, you aint there for me.
- I should probably sleep with my window closed now. In the past few weeks I've gotten 8 bug bites while sleeping, all on the left side of my body [the side that likes to be outside of the covers].
it's kinda cool to see all the swellings all over. My arm and my thigh and my ankle is swelled up. Looks kinda cool being somewhat disfigured...
- I want a haircut.
anyways.. i think im done bitching/complaining/wtv..
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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
LATERS GATORS! - You hang on to my stiff pole when you ride me.
Comments (22)
ill give you a haircut! for freeeeeee too! haha, :wha: anyway, im having that same problem of catching up on reading from the week. boo school!
i dont know, hhaha, just enjoy the warm weather! later homie
DIDN'T MOMMA TELL YOU TO LOOK AT YOUR PUDDING BEFORE INGESTING? Sheesh!
I need a haircut asap!
It's as digusting as seeing my friend in a bathing suit.. argh!
Ewww looking at that pic is making me sick..i could only imagine how it would taste like..yuck
Hey remember me...? well i had ya saved on miss_tequila buh I clicked a xanga and got a virus! eh!!!!!
so now i have to start all over....
so if you don't mind save me under this name now...
thanx!
ps..dont go to Miss_tequila on xanga.!! dont click any thing either!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahah! :laugh:
ewwww...u ate the nasty pudding! LOL! That's soooo yuckie! IT HAS GREEN MOLD ON IT! eck!!! You're gonna look like this :whocares:
So.... you really ate it? x_x
woah! i would have scrapped my tounge off! ewww....... i mean i know it not poison! buh...EWWWW :whocares:
That is sooo disgusting! See what happens when you're lazy and don't watch what you eat?! Eckkkk. but at least u noticed soon enough!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OMG! i hope that you didn't eat that! if you did, you're totally nuts! that's gross!
HOLY FUCK that's gross. I'd drop down the my knees and puke my testicles out if that happened to me.
that pudding must've been real good huh? ahhahahha poor you ^_- that jennifer pena song sounds real cool even though i don't understand a single thing XD
scrub your tongue NOW!
haha..manjuice..
omg, i do ghetto "scanning" too! hehe.
feel better.........stop bitching! you sound like me! hehe.
hahaha! you're a wetback..get outta here ya damn wetback. no me gusta tu. ok..that's enough before i sound genuinely racist..
oh, so with the bugbites. are you walking slanted in public now that you're disfigured and swollen on one side. you know what you should do? put a hump in your back so you'll look like quasimoto...now if you thik lookin disfigured is cool...quasimoto is the way to go...:yes:
:goodjob:
ahhahaha, that's the funniest thing ever. Hopefully, you won't get sick from it. Remember, getting sick is half psychological! Anyways, thanks for your comment
ewwww! How did it get so mouldy in one day!
I feel sick just looking at it!
oh man that taste must soo not been the chocolatey experience you were not expecting. i hope to god i never put some nasty stuff like that in my mouth hoping for chocolate.
oh damn! I feel really, really sorry for you...:whocares:
next time maybe you should turn the light on..:goodjob:
that is sick.
did you not look at the exp date?
grandparents keep moldy things ALL the time. its gross.
that is gross the molded parts of the pudding!!!! hahaha is the answer a carousel? hahaha. man if you really ate the whole pudding in the dark...man you be messed up hahhaa
HAhAhahha oh man....:::hands over the listerine::...bteer yet...:::catnip:::..
meow...
Well, look on the bright side, at least you didn't just go for it with the spoon without looking.
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