September 3, 2004

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  The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a PARKING GARAGE.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. I sometimes have a little head inside of me.
     
  2. Sticking your fingers in my crack opens me up.
     
  3. If I'm not well hung, I could get lost.

  
  

  
  anyways

  
  

  As always.. THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! XD
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  OH.. MY...

  
  

  How Would You Like to Meet This Guy?

  
  

  BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday.

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.
  

  
  

  "It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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  NOTE TO SELF:  Never sit on public property.
  
  
  
  OH MY... (PART II)

  
  

  [aka. OUCH! ]

  
  

  Teacher Lops Off Chunk of Student's Ear

  
  

  BANGKOK, Thailand - A teacher enforcing school regulations on haircuts snipped one girl's locks to ear's length Thursday but ended up lopping off a chunk of her ear as well, police said.

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  Laweng Yangpakdee, a teacher at Wat Dan Prachakorn school in southern Chumpon province, had been inspecting students after their morning assembly to ensure their hair was regulation length, said police Capt. Kamsingh Sriyapai.
  

  
  

  "He was going to cut the hair of this girl who had a haircut that was against school regulations. ... Her hair was against her ear, and he just cut without being careful," Kamsingh said.
  

  
  

  He did not know how much of 15-year-old Theedarat Pattong's earlobe was cut off.
  

  
  

  But a report on the Kom Chad Luek newspaper Web site quoted plastic surgeon Dr. Wiboon Thongduang as saying that half of the earlobe was severed, and could not be reattached because the girl did not get proper medical attention quickly enough.
  

  
  

  Theeradat's father reported the incident to police, but no charges have been filed against the teacher, who along with the victim was to be questioned Friday, Kamsingh said.
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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  I hope that the teacher does get some sort of punishment, cuz that's just hella messed up..
  
  
  
  OH MY... (PART III)

  
  

  [aka: much more than I needed to know...]

  
  

  LeEbO9185 (11:24:14 PM): ohh crap i JUST started PMSing

  
  

  
  LeEbO9185 (11:24:53 PM): haha u sneeze and it comes... weird how the body works

  
  

  
  coolguy885 (11:27:11 PM): TMI! TMI!

  
  

  
  coolguy885 (11:27:13 PM):  >__<

  
  

   

  
  

  why can't some people just kep their personal information to themself? O.o

  
  

   

  
  

  I hope they approve my request for a higher credit line.  I'm tired of having to pay off my credit card half way through the month so i can incur more purchases on it

  
  

  

  
  

  wish me luck

  
  

   

  
  

  anyways...
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  Enough of my craziness.. Til tomorrow
  LATERS GATORS

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