July 31, 2004

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  The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was an ENVELOPE.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. I can be used for suction.
     
  2. I can help you squirt.
     
  3. I can inflate your tube.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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  [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS…

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	Yey! For once i’m the first one to rant. I think this whole Hawaii time is FINALLY working in my favor.. BTW, the answer to “Dirty Minds” is Envelope…
  	Posted 7/30/2004 at 12:10 AM by gotitgurl – delete – block user

  
  

  Congrats to you on finally being first :p

  
  

  And yes, it WAS an envelope. =D
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	jokes…is that what’s hot on xanga these days? Chasing those fat women down by foot shouldn’t be so difficult…
  	Posted 7/30/2004 at 12:23 AM by CaKaLusa – delete – block user

  
  

  Of course chris.. where have YOU been? haha…jkjk

  
  

  at least it ain’t the depressive suicidal stuff that seems to plague a lot of pages.. =X

  
  

  and very true about chasing down the large “badass” women
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	I love large people! I love yooooooooo Eric!
  	Posted 7/30/2004 at 10:00 AM by whonose – delete – block user

  
  

  aww.. I love ya too luke.. =P
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	thought this might be an interesting one to add.
  	Posted 7/30/2004 at 12:20 PM by lumpiablog – delete – block user

  
  

  that was quite disturbing… but thanks shaun for the read..
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	I knew the answer was “envelope” but the box thing threw me off..I read it wrong LOVED THE JOKE! hehe Good ol’ playboy
  	Posted 7/30/2004 at 11:14 PM by VietRiceGirl – delete – block user

  
  

  yep yep. =P
  Sounds like you read a lotta playboy yourself kelly…
  I guess being surrounded by all bros does taht to you.. =P

  
  

  
  anyways…

  
  

  
  

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  WHY DRINKING IS BAD…

  
  

  Drunk Filipino nails wife’s

  
  

  
  

  mouth shut, kills her
  
  
  MANILA, July 19 (Reuters) – A drunken Filipino farmer nailed his wife’s mouth shut and beat her to death in front of their children, then prepared breakfast for her the next day without realising he had killed her, police said on Monday.
  
  Police called to the house of Rodolfo and Vilma Porras in the town of Manapla, in the central Philippines, on Saturday found the 40-year-old woman dead in her bed with one-inch (two cm) nails driven through her mouth and the back of both knees.
  
  Police officer Eliseo Solaban said two of the couple’s four children, a girl aged 10 and a boy of eight, told investigators their father beat their mother to death with an iron and drenched her with boiling water after coming home drunk.
  
  The girl was still in shock, Solaban said by telephone.
  
  

  
  

  Porras, 40, was on the run on Monday. The man awoke on the morning after Friday’s killing and cooked breakfast as normal, then fled after realising his wife was dead, the policeman said.
  
  

  
  

  “I’ve worked on shocking crimes before, but I can’t hide how I feel about a man doing this to his wife,” Solaban said.
  

  
  

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  Thanks Shaun for this interesting little diddily.

  
  

  you know when somebody has problem when they kill and not even realize it. O_O
  
  
  
  SAFER?  I THINK NOT?

  
  

  [   I think Imma get my ass kicked for this one.. oh well =P   ]

  
  

  Women Drivers Slower to Learn, But Safer

  
  

  LONDON (Reuters) – British women take longer to master the art of driving than men, but once the “L” plates are ditched, women are safer on the road, the AA motoring organization said on Friday.

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  The AA said women learner drivers on average take 14.6 months from starting to drive to passing the driving test compared with a year for men.
  

  
  

  Women also need to take 2.12 tests to achieve success against a figure of 1.87 tests for men.
  

  
  

  “It certainly isn’t all bad news for women. Once they have passed they are recognized by insurance companies to be the safer drivers,” the AA’s Matt Beavis said.
  

  
  

  The AA, which has over 1,700 driving instructors, said government data showed women’s most common serious fault was reversing or turning in the road, accounting for 45 percent of all test fails, compared with 32 percent for men.
  

  
  

  “Generally, men are more technically-minded and tend to pick up the practical skills more easily. Women, on the other hand, often interpret what they are taught and develop their own technique when putting it into practice, which may take a little more time,” Linda Hatswell of AA driving school said.
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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  anyways,

  
  

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  Enough of my craziness… til tomorrow
  LATERS GATORS!

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