July 30, 2004

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a MICROPHONE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. You could stuff your 12 inch thing inside of me.
    2. You should use your tongue before you stuff me in a box.
    3. You have to spend some money to get me to come.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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    [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS..











    OOoO The second pic is cool with that red beam, never seen that before..LOL


    You San Franciscans are depressed (or crazy?) cuz you don't get much sun..haha or so the news has said..

      Posted 7/29/2004 at 12:19 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user


    Whattaya talking about kelly?!?  Us, San Franciscians, crajee?!?!
    Oh wait, nm.. me thinks the rest of the country thinks that about us already.. =X











    That 2nd picture of the Bonsai - rather disturbing. Like a triffid that masturbated too much...
      Posted 7/29/2004 at 12:28 AM by whonose - delete - block user

    Hehe, funny luke.. someone's got a dirty mind at 8:30 in the morning... O.o
    not that it's a bad thing..   HAHA..












    boo but it got cloudy towards the end and i didnt get to see a sunset.


    churches should use that as advertising.
    "Believe our religion. It'll get you money.

      Posted 7/29/2004 at 8:05 AM by lumpiablog - delete - block user

    sorry to hear that you and your little friends weren't able to see the sunset from the Golden Gate Bridge.  Better luck next time, around late august or early september.. =

    Haha, I think the churches need to find more creative ways to advertise.  As of now I think it's all based on word of mouth..











    Good god, that tree is crying for help!
      Posted 7/29/2004 at 9:20 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user


    Yes chris, it is =X












    Ok, send the Bonsai to me and i'll take care of it. That's just sad how bad it is...Dude, you need to care for your plants more....I bet if you took care of it you could've sold it on Ebay again and made a profit to make the $8 shipping even less painful..


    Doesn't that sound like a good idea?

      Posted 7/29/2004 at 10:49 AM by gotitgurl - delete - block user

    Sorry if my plant-parenting skills offend you =X
    i watered it and yeah... I think that was basically it.  I guess there wasn't enough sun in my neck of the woods for the plant to enjoy.


    But then again, giving it more water and administering some plant food to it might not have been a bad idea either.. =X



    OMG.. FAT LADIES ON THE LOOSE!!! O_O


    Police Hunt Fat Women Thieves


    JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - South African police are hunting a gang of large women thieves who raid stores, threatening staff with knives, and steal mostly small size clothing, a spokesman says.







     

    "When they enter the store they do so in a large group and they intimidate the staff," Inspector Michael Read told Reuters from the port city of Durban where police believe they have arrested most of the gang of 10 to 15 women.


    "They're quite large people."


    Read dismissed media reports that some of the gang had been part of the "A-Team," a similar group of plus-size women criminals who operated in Durban a couple of years ago before they too were rounded up by police.


    He said many of the latest gang had been incriminated after being caught on in-store closed circuit TV.


    He said they stole a range of merchandise from Durban department stores, including perfume and clothes, and appeared to be stealing for resale by street hawkers rather than for personal use.


    "Generally it's the smaller sizes than what they would wear themselves," he said.




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    ROFL.  That is waayyyyy tooo funny.. =D



    There Must Be Better Ways to Get Some Overtime

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A snarling Staffordshire terrier trapped a German railway worker at his post for hours and even bit through metal trying to elude capture, police say.







     

    At first the arriving shift change at a signalman's box in the western city of Essen tried to get past the cranky canine without success. The police were called, but when their efforts were unsuccessful they turned to an animal specialist.


    "At the slightest approach the terrier gave vent to its displeasure by growling and snapping its jaws," police in the western city of Essen said Wednesday in a statement.


    Eventually the specialist caught the dog after several attempts, but even then the terrier's ferocity remained so intense that it bit through a metal restraining rod.


    The dog was then taken to a home for animals and the railway signalman was free to apply for overtime.
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    JOKE TIME...

    [got this from my cousin Jon, who got it the jist of it from Playboy Mag ...]


    The U.S. Postal Service has issued a new stamp, featuring our beloved President, George W. Bush.  A couple of weeks later, and they've figured out that the stamps aren't working.  They decided to create a commission to investigate this problem.  This is what the commission found:


    1. There is nothing wrong with the stamps.


    2. People are spitting on the wrong side.


    anyways..
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    Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
    LATERS GATORS!

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