January 28, 2005

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    The answer to LAST FRIDAY's [jeebus.. have i really been away for that long? @_@ ] "More Dirty Minds" was a PRIVATE DETECTIVE.  Here are the clues for today


    1. If you're single, there's a chance you could catch it.
    2. The bride gives it up on her wedding night.
    3. Men sometimes give it to women.

    @_@
    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD


    im backkkkk...


    and the looney hospital thought that they could keep me locked up there like a caged animal..
    boy were they wrong.. @_@


    lesson learned: There are always trick exits at a mental asylum.  


     


    Xangans :


    haha, just kidding about the looney hospital...


    i think... @_@


     




    ATHENS (Reuters) - A bus driver shuttling pupils to school in northern Greece shocked their parents when he put on a porn tape, officials said on Thursday.







     

    The incident on Tuesday in the town of Kilkis prompted dozens of complaints by parents who have asked the bus company to fire him.


    "The driver said 'kids we've got porn, do you want to watch it'," one of the pupils told reporters. "Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on the bus."


    The children were aged 12 to 15.


    The bus company will meet on Friday to decide what action to take against the driver, local government officials said.


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    CAN YOU IMAGING YOUR PARENTS...


    ...DOIN' IT? @_@


    MAYBE THIS WILL HELP...


     




    LONDON (Reuters) - A mystery chemical isolated from the sweat of young women seems to act as a romance booster for their older counterparts.







     

    When the researchers added the compound, Pheromone 10:13, to a perfume and gave it to older women, it made their partners more affectionate.


    "In diaries kept by the women for 6 weeks, 41 percent of pheromone users reported more petting, kissing and affection with partners," New Scientist magazine said Wednesday.


    Pheromones are airborne chemicals secreted from the body and recognized by their smell. Humans and animals emit pheromones.


    Joan Friebely of Harvard University and Susan Rako, a doctor from Newton, Massachusetts, studied the behavior of 44 post-menopausal women. Half were given a perfume with the compound while the remainder used a fragrance with a placebo or dummy chemical.


    Only 14 percent of women using the perfume with the placebo reported an increase in affection from their partners.


    Biologist Winnifred Cutler, the discoverer of the mystery pheromone, is keeping the identify of the compound a secret until patents have been granted to her organization, the Athena Institute for Women's Wellness Research in Chester Springs, Pennsylvania, according to the magazine.


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    mMmMmm.. tasty..


     


    anyways... a better update next time.
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    Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
    LATERS GATORS!

Comments (27)

  • whoa.. pheromones o.O thats a BIG WORD

  • yeah you can do better than that bro =D

  • mom and dad....ewww... yuk

    i will save up my sweat for future use.....

    as with my zit popping experience....i am regretting already, let me elaborate on that, the zit was PINK :littlekiss: << like this, now it's red :mad: << like this, and it's surrounding is kind of swollen.  But evenso, it was really satisfying... haha :love:

  • Lucky kids!.. I wanna go back to Elementary!.. :laugh:

  • THE ONLY THING I WANT MY PARENTS PETTING IS THE DOG x_x

  • my virgin eyes!! :eek:

  • sheesh. been gone so long ..
    so you've been to the nut house? did you have fun?
    PORN?! you sicck sicckk little boy! :lol:

    the answer is that thing that the girl throws at her wedding.
    or is it the thing the groom throws? meh. you know.. the boquet or the.. stretchy ring thing that goes around the bride's leg for sexiness. :rolleyes:

  • hehe i'm waitttinggggg.
    i'm still in the loooney hospital >_<
    duno when i'll get out. haha. maybe when the snow starts melting : OP

  • Answer:  Bouquet? =P

    damn if i could ride on school busses w/ porn i wouldn't mind public transportation in southern california =P

  • :coolman: i say to differ; i still found it an interesting post.

  • oh dude i did not need to know that. shiiiit if i had a DVD player in my car, i dun think i'd be able to concentrate on driving to school haha

  • Damnit... sup007 beat me to the answer. :(

    I can't wait for your next update! hee hee

    I have a dirty mind.

  • What virgin eyes cakalusa? =P
    And what a gross thing to
    think about...REAL gross.

  • hmmmm, where did you go, by the way?.....Are you pulling a kelly?...

    meow...

    =_=   ...

  • a porn tape?! haha :lol:

  • yay for public porno!:nono:

  • Oh my... what if I was on that bus... and that tape came on when I was in the back of the bus playing TRUTH OR DARE...?!?!?!?!??!?!?! At the age of 12.. "I dare you to do that...with..." OH MY... was it all boys on that bus?

  • a bouquet!!! yay i finally got one right!!

    wow i wish i could watch porn on the bus- that would sure wake me up in the morning! ahh and definitely dont wanna think about the 'rents bangin'...finding condoms in the medicine cabinet was bad enough!

    haha -Jun

  • It would certainly make those long bus rides in the Philippines much more interesting.

    You guessed the song correctly, gj

  • oh joy.. porn for the kiddies :rolleyes:

  • hi hi hi man! i havent spoken to ya for quite a while!

    the answer to ur dirty minds thing is the bouquet at the wedding....the one the bride throws. or at least thats what i think it is.

    have a nice day. take care! BYEEE

  • hahaha. the answer to your dirty minds question? i caught it already :spinning::whocares::lol::lookaround: all kindsa emotions

    you're sick. first you go off and talk about some pervert bus driver showing little kids pron then you go and add..."Hey!! ever imagine your parents doing it?!" 

    wow. bravo. just when i think you graduated from your insane asylum, you just make me think i should call proper authorities to put you back in you perv. :nono:

  • for human sex class in my sophomore year
    the class had to think of what positions our grandparents would have sex in
    take that

  • gross man..GROSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    so anyway, it's cold here. send some cali warmth yonder! :(

  • Ewww... I hate thinking about what had to happen for me to arrive here on Earth. 

  • hah!
    I fixed it! ^^
    a great
    accomplishment
    for me.

  • Why dont you Put

    Music

    on your

    Xanga

    Plus I was wondering:

    You donated

    money for

    me to

    put a

    chatter box

     on my

    Xanga

    Did you know

    about it

    or did it just happen with

    out you

    knowing

    :rolleyes:

    :heartbeat:Peace out

    Wiggle out:lol:

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