January 21, 2005

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  The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a PHONE BOOK.  Here are the clues for today:
  

  
  
  1. You can rent my box for a price.
     
  2. When you pay to come inside me, it’s an event.
     
  3. You can see “Hair” inside of me.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
  

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  THE PERKS AND DOWNFALL OF…

  
  

  …WORKING WITH DOCTORS

  
  

    One of the perks [or shall i say, the only perk] of working at a doctor’s office is getting free medical advice.  About two weeks ago, after i had shaved my head, the nurses [all 4 of them] quickly picked up on a slight bald spot on my scalp.  All of them didn’t communicate with each other about it, but they all had diagnosed it as Tinea Capitis, or better known as RINGWORM.

  
  

   Tinea Capitis or “ring worm of the scalp” refers to an itchy, scaly rash of the scalp. There are many causes of an itchy scalp; however, when it is caused by a fungus, the rash is known as tinea capitis. The fungus causing tinea capitis prefers hair follicles. This is why tinea capitis favors the scalp area. The affected hairs can harbor the fungus for a year or more. As these affected hairs are shed, other family members’ scalps can become infected with the same fungus.

  
  

  
  yum… @____@

  
  

   thank goodness that I only have one small patch.

  
  

  
  sidenote:  Ringworm is “common” in pre-schoolers and in kids up to the age of 10.
  so some of you might be wondering how the hell this nine-TEEN year old got into contact with this. 
  I HAVE NO FREGGIN IDEA..   >__<

  
  

   

  
  

  Anyways, back to my story…

  
  

  they were more than willing to write up a prescription for me, and to do bloodwork to check my liver levels, but my insurance doesn’t work for care at UCSF, so the only thing they could do was tell me to go to my primary care.

  
  

  So i called up Kaiser, and made my appointment.  Got my pills and am takin em.

  
  

  so i guess you can say that i’m a pill poppa for the next 8 weeks

  
  

  The nurses that I work with were completely flabbergasted that my doctor gave me the pills without even checking my liver enzyme levels.

  
  

  “That’s standard patient care!” they shrieked.

  
  

  It’s now been two weeks. 

  
  

  The nurses are still buggin me about that bloodtest. They’re even telling me i should call up Kaiser and lie to them, saying i feel my skin turning yellow, me feeling like shit, having bad headaches, etc..  in order to have them check.

  
  

  I really want to lie to them and say that i did get them done, but knowing them they’ll have no qualms calling up the kaiser labs and have em fax it to them.  And they’re more than qualified to interpret them.. i mean.. they are GI/Liver doctors and nurses… 

  
  

  jeebus @_@

  
  

  I hate seeing my own blood and i hate needles jabbin into me even more.  My doctor didn’t request for a bloodtest, so why should i beg for one? @_@

  
  

  Should I just get the damn labs done, to get them off my back?
  

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  WHAT THE FARK?!? @_@

  
  

  Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll

  
  

  
  MILAN (Reuters) – He shouldn’t be hard to spot.

  
  

  Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.
  

  
  

  The clerk at the “Night Shop” speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros ($78).
  

  
  

  “There was just a little cash,” the clerk, who declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone.
  

  
  

  “Then he took some stuff … an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman,” he said.

  
  

  
  

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  LMAO..

  
  

  anyways….

  
  

   

  
  

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  Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
  LATERS GATORS!

  
  

   

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