January 9, 2005

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  The answer to TUESDAY’S “More Dirty Minds” was a BAKER.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. I’m a horny stallion.
     
  2. You can only fantasize about riding me.
     
  3. No one has ever seen me come.

  
  

  
  lol.. anyways…

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
  

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  I’m back from my 5 day hiatus…

  
  

  …didya miss me?

  
  

  of course not =X

  
  

   

  
  

  Anyways…  It’s time for…

  
  

  SHOW AND TELL

  
  

  I just wanted to show ya’ll and tell ya’ll that…

  
  

  MY JUNK IS 5 1/2 INCHES LONG…. @_@

  
  

  Here, take a look..

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  lmao.. what the hell were some of you thinking?
  I can already see the smirks and (O_o) on your faces…

  
  

   

  
  

  So yeah, I’ve been recieving HELLA mail from credit card companies, mostly “pre-approved” and a few of those crappy azz ones with the $32 yearly fees and a $15 processing fee and what not.

  
  

  So I thought I’d have some fun and collect them, and see how many i get in a specific time frame.

  
  

  And experimenting i did do.

  
  

  Since August 14th, 2004 through December 31st, 2004 [4.5 months], I have recieved…

  
  

  SEVENTY SIX  credit card apps.

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  In those 76 credit card applications, i got 26 fake cards [shown above].

  
  

  Man, it would be hella cool if i carried them around with me and pretended that I had that many cards, eh?

  
  

   

  
  

  Today is SUNDAY, JANUARY 9th, 2005.
  Since the beginning of the year, there have only been SIX postal delivery days.

  
  

  

  
  

  ..and I’ve already recieved SEVEN apps.

  
  

  JEEBUS.

  
  

   

  
  

  I’m hella paranoid.

  
  

  How am I going to dispose of the 76 apps that I have already?
  I don’t think there are people that would snoop in our recycling or trash, but I don’t feel safe dumping them all into the recycling or in the trash.  It’ll just feel hella weird.

  
  

  Dayum my dad for giving me his paranoia.  As if I didn’t have enough problems as it is already.. @_@
   

  
  

  anyways..

  
  

   

  
  

  WELL.. I CAN HONESTLY THAT…

  
  

  …MY FRIENDS AREN’T THAT BAD… @_@

  
  

   

  
  

  Ah, Old Friends Are the Best Friends…

  
  

  
  LONDON (Reuters) – A British man was jailed on Friday for repeatedly stabbing a long lost best friend he had traced via the popular “Friends Reunited” Web site, and the victim says he still wants to be buddies.

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  Brendan Walsh, 27, nearly killed Noel Duff when he stabbed him seven times in a drunken rage because he mistakenly believed his friend had attacked his sister, Karen, whom Duff had started dating.
  

  
  

  However, Walsh immediately became full of remorse, called an ambulance and Duff was rushed to a hospital where doctors said it was a miracle he had survived a stab wound to the heart.
  

  
  

  Walsh, who was sentenced to three years in jail by London’s Old Bailey after pleading guilty to wounding with intent, had been a close friend with Duff at school and had met up with him again via the Web site, later introducing him to his sister.
  

  
  

  “The victim is no longer angry at you and the remarkable fact is that (he) even gave evidence on your behalf and said he would like to be friends with you again,” Judge David Paget told Walsh, who was cleared of attempted murder.
  

  
  

  “Even the victim later remarked ‘I can’t believe a stupid fight came to this’.”

  
  

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  wowzer.. @_@

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  anyways…
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  Enough of my craziness… til tomorrow..
  LATERS GATORS

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