December 30, 2004

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  The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a SUBWAY.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. You’ve got to get off  before I can get it up.
     
  2. If you’ve got a short one, it doesn’t make me move.
     
  3. For a big one, I have to open my crack.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING xD
  

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  Warning:  Topic(s) in this particular entry might be a little too graphic for some.  >_<
  

  
  

  
  GUESS WHAT/WHO’S STUPIDER…

  
  

  Exhibit A:

  
  

  

  
  

  yes, that would be me. @_@
  and yes, that would be dust in my hair. @_@

  
  

   

  
  

  or

  
  

   

  
  

  Exhibit B:

  
  

  

  
  

  A can of unsuspecting green grass jelly.

  
  

   

  
  

  guess….

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

    you’re probably correct….

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  THE ANSWER…

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  …..IS…..

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  EXHIBIT…

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  A

  
  

   

  
  

  xangans: 

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  I effin cut myself while trying to open a can of green grass jelly.

  
  

  And it wasn’t really while opening it either… @_@

  
  

  I had opened the lid, and i was stupidly trying to pour it out while walking to the dinner table.  In its can, it has the texture of thick jello.

  
  

  I was shaking it out of its can.

  
  

  A part of it plopped off.

  
  

  I tried to catch it, but in the process moved the lid too close to my left hand.

  
  

  slash slash

  
  

  @_@

  
  

   

  
  

  It doesn’t look as bad as it did 6 hours ago, when i first cut it.  I don’t know how deep it is, all i know is that it hurts like a beehotch and it was GUSHING blood for a few minutes until my mom applied some asian ointment on it.

  
  

  ouch. @_@

  
  

   

  
  

  one thing that i DID learn from this whole ordeal is that I’m more dependent on my left hand than I had originally thought.  

  
  

  I learned that it is NOT normal for a right-handed person to wipe their ass with their left hand. 
  I found that out after I tried using my right hand for once.

  
  

  Let’s just say things didn’t go too well.. >_<

  
  

  I ended up wrapping my left thumb with some TP and then doing my business.

  
  

  I was talking with my parents, and I don’t remember how that conversation came along, but then I found out from them that it is NOT “right”, since I’m right handed.

  
  

   

  
  

  What I can do with less awkwardness with my left vs. right:

  
  

  - wipe ass
  - Using a computer mouse
  - eating [depends on what] / drinking out of a cup
  - flipping pages of book/magazine

  
  

  yes, im weird.  O_O

  
  

  As my dad fondly said:
  “I told you, you’re not our son.  You were probably switched at the hospital or something”

  
  

  @_@

  
  

  thanks dad. =X

  
  

   

  
  

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  Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
  LATERS GATORS!

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