October 15, 2004

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  The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a FONDUE.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. If I go down on you too much, you could get arrested.
     
  2. When I’m plunging, I’m usually sexy.
     
  3. When I’m too high, I don’t turn anyone on.

  
  

  

  
  

  anyways..
  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

  
  

  
  

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  ONLY IN CALIFORNIA…

  
  

  Using Sirens to Pick Up Sirens?

  
  

  
  SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Nineteen firefighters in Sacramento, California have been disciplined for using city fire engines to meet women, including at a local event in which people dressed as porn stars, an official said on Wednesday.

  
  

  Six firefighters have been fired and 13 others have been suspended or reprimanded following the largest internal probe ever by the Sacramento Fire Department, said Captain Niko King, the department’s spokesman.
  

  
  

  The misconduct investigation began in early July after reports of firefighters using city vehicles to cruise bars in the often sleepy state capital.
  

  
  

  Later six firefighters were caught taking three city vehicles to a “Porn Star Costume Ball.”
  

  
  

  A woman at the event accused one of the firefighters of sexual assault aboard a fire engine. Prosecutors dropped the charges after determining the sexual encounter was consensual, King said.
  

  
  

  “It’s an inappropriate use of city equipment, obviously,” King said.

  
  

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  ONLY IN GERMANY…

  
  

  Man Fights Off Repossessor with Chainsaw

  
  

  
  BERLIN (Reuters) – A German man tried to fight off a repossessor with a chainsaw and gasoline bombs before being arrested by police special forces, authorities said Thursday.

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  The 52-year-old man in the eastern town of Helbra barricaded himself in his single-family house when the repossessor arrived with a two-man police escort. He first drove off the trio by throwing petrol bombs and a barbecue lighting device at them.
  

  
  

  The police called in reinforcements, a SEK special forces unit. When they stormed the house the man fired up his chainsaw and revved it but was quickly overwhelmed. Two police officers were injured, a spokeswoman said.
  

  
  

  “We’ve had a number of repossessions before but never had anything quite like this,” said police spokeswoman Birgit Bandermann, adding he faces charges of attempted manslaughter.

  
  

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  CHECK THIS OUT..

  
  

  http://www.mydd.com/files/admin/TimRyan_Medium.mov

  
  

  something about the rumors of reinstating the draft.

  
  

   

  
  

  TIME TO START PLANNING…

  
  

  …MY FUNERAL.. =

  
  

  lookie what I recieved in my email today..

  
  

  

  
  

  ah crap.  i’m doomed.
  DOOOOOOMMED I TELL YA!

  
  

   

  
  

  anyways..
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  Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
  LATERS GATORS!

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