October 14, 2004

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  The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” were CHOPSTICKS.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. Everyone sticks their meat in me.
     
  2. Sticking it inside of me can leave cheese on your piece.
     
  3. You could use Mazola to get your meat hot.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
  

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  WOW.. SO THAT’S WHY IT’S CONSIDERED..

  
  

  ..A ROMANCE LANGUAGE..

  
  

  Who Has the Most Sex? Who Has the Least?

  
  

  By Kate Kelland

  
  

  LONDON (Reuters) – France is well positioned as the world’s sexiest state, according to a global survey of lovemaking published on Tuesday.
  

  In a poll of more than 350,000 people, condom maker Durex found that lovers across the globe are having sex an average of 103 times per year, but the French are living up to their romantic reputation with an average of 137 times.
  

  Greeks and Hungarians followed close behind, with averages of 133 and 131 times a year.
  

  
  

  Asian countries lag behind in the love stakes with the Japanese managing just 46 times per year and those in Hong Kong and Singapore just 79 times.
  

  
  

  “As it was a Web-based survey, people could be very frank about their sex lives — possibly even more so than with their partners,” said Rosie Lodge, a spokeswoman for Durex.
  

  
  

  “The results show the wide spectrum of sexual experience and attitudes across the globe and the high number of respondents … shows that people are growing increasingly willing to talk about sex and their particular likes and dislikes.” Britons lead the pack when it comes to foreplay, devoting an average of 22.5 minutes compared to a global average of 19.7. The fastest lovers were the Thais with just 11.5 minutes.
  

  
  

  But despite their efforts on foreplay, Britons appear to be among the least satisfied by their sexual experiences, with a third saying they had faked an orgasm in the last year.
  

  
  

  The Macedonians were the most satisfied with only 13 percent saying they had faked an orgasm and the Japanese are the least satisfied at 40 percent.
  

  
  

  When it comes to spicing up sex lives, pornography emerged as the most popular choice, with more than a third of lovers worldwide admitting to having used porn.
  

  
  

  Pleasure-enhancing condoms were second and bondage equipment such as blindfolds and handcuffs third.

  
  

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  whatta difference between Japan and France..
  very interesting statistics, no?

  
  

   

  
  

  WHAT.  THE.  FRUCK.

  
  

  Breast Implants for Men — What’s Up with That?

  
  

  SHANGHAI (Reuters) – Breast implants are becoming more and more popular with a surprising group of Shanghai citizens — men.

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  

  Reuters Photo

  
  

  The Shanghai Daily said Wednesday that most of the male patients seeking implants in China’s financial hub wanted to impress women, or clients, or in some cases their boss.
  

  
  

  The implants are similar to those used by women, but they are shaped differently and are stiffer.
  

  
  

  Doctors warn that the surgery has certain risks and people with allergies or heart problems should find another way to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger (news – web sites), the newspaper said.
  

  
  

  “To be frank, surgery is unnecessary,” Liu Chunlong, from the Shanghai Ren’ai Hospital, was quoted as saying.
  

  
  

  “Physical exercise can create the same effect and it is safer.”
  

  
  

  He said the hospital had received 40 patients this year and operated on 10, compared with just two or three such operations last year.
  

  
  

  He said many of the patients had psychological problems.
  

  
  

  “They ascribe the unhappiness in their lives to their weak muscles,” he was quoted as saying.
  

  
  

  “The surgery, in some instances, serves as psychological therapy.”

  
  

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  oh my…

  
  

   

  
  

  anyways…
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  Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
  LATERS GATORS!

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