October 5, 2004
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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a LUMBERJACK. Here are the clues for today:
- If you blow me too long, your mouth gets tired.
- You use your lips on my piece.
- When I sit on your lap, you blow me.
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
ALL I GOTTA SAY IS…
YOU FUCCIN DIPWAD.. O_O
BUCHAREST (Reuters) – A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it … and the dog rushed and ate it.”
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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how the hell do you mistaken your junk for “the chicken’s neck”?
Oh man, i guess that’s one of the reasons why I want to die young I don’t have to grow old and crazy like that..
aye.
that is all for now.
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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
LATERS GATORS! - If you blow me too long, your mouth gets tired.
Comments (9)
hmm.. that “dirty minds” thing.. its a head scratcher.. hmm hmm hmm…?!! :lookaround:
geez, how do you MISTAKENLY cut off your own penis.. thats crazy! .. :wha:
french horn? some big ass blowing instrument…haha.
oh man….hahahahahaa…silly penis-chopper. i like how the dog “ran up and ate it.” maybe the dog was giving him head and got hungry.
mmm, hot dog.
and why would you be chasing dinner in an underwear.
and why would your underwear let your johnson out?
i’m assumming old men dont wear boxers.
ew.
hahaha bawk bawk…
meow…
=_= …
wow at least the man in malaysia stopped before eating it himself.
–chris is gross…
anyway…situations like this make me thank god that i’m not a man..:spinning:
homer simpson voice: “or AM i?”
woah. that’s scary newssss.
>< do ur essay >< i have to start early with my midterms and essay too =_= blah. wow. i can’t believe i’m actually doing college talk =_= me in college. booO