July 24, 2004
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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a FOLDING CHAIR. Here are the clues for today:
- I'm limp and wrinkled when not in use.
- It's sometimes a tight squeeze to get inside of me.
- My zipper has to be down to get me off.
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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[YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...
dude i want a free ipod.. hook it up eric. haha. 
Posted 7/23/2004 at 2:12 AM by allineedisu - delete - block user
totally kidding btw...just in case! haha.
Posted 7/23/2004 at 2:12 AM by allineedisu - delete - block user
Haha, sorry jackie, but I'm NOT going to get you one. This is completely different than the time you said you wanted that t-shirt and i got it for you. Tough nookies
Oh yeah i have the same feeling. I think it 's gonna take me more than 4 years now...grrr...
damn i want an iPod...
Posted 7/23/2004 at 11:11 AM by little_sunflower - delete - block user
It's alright joy, we'll all be there for more than four years so we all won't feel bad
I want an i-Pod too..
Hmm, does that mean that you don't get one since you are not a freshman???...
Arg, I won't be ranting for a week or so....I hope your xanga life goes well....toodle loo...
meow...
Posted 7/23/2004 at 11:48 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user
Haha, sorry kelly, but we don't get one. I don't attend Duke University
Hope you have fun on your trip
meow...
dang i want an ipod, well, i dont even know how to DL music... nm... and i'm in one class with you.
Posted 7/23/2004 at 11:54 AM by LeEbO0901 - delete - block user
YAY! I get to see leanne three times a week
Too bad you aren't in the other 4 classes with me. 
hot shit.
knew i should have applied for duke.
where the heck is that anyways?
Posted 7/23/2004 at 3:41 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user
But puiyi, you're not a freshman. You're a grad student, no?
Anyways, Duke University is in the good 'ol state of North Carolina.
Oh wow, free Ipods... but aren't you a sophomore? I wouldn't go to a school just because it gives out free stuff... I'm actually aiming for Columbia
(haha, dream on, right?)
Business and geography... GEOGRAPHY?? haha well, hope you enjoy your courses and get the most out of them.
Posted 7/23/2004 at 3:52 PM by HellScorpion - delete - block user
As long as you have faith in yourself joanna, you can try to go wherever you want
Yes, im a sophmore, and I'm nowhere near Duke =X
Geography courses were the only good things that I could find to fit my schedule. O.o
I want an i-pod 
... when Cakalusa had this post up on getting a free i-pod I was like oh yea! 
... but im still here with no i-pod 
Posted 7/23/2004 at 3:59 PM by bEaCh_bUm_14 - delete - block user
You and I should go attack him. LOL
Just kidding.
thats a pretty good schedule though. exceptfor TOM, but the times are good. hehe errr yea! well ill ttyl. congrats for even gettting 5 classes! im taking two geography classes too. well one geology and one meterology, but blah ,same thing right? hahaha
Posted 7/23/2004 at 4:27 PM by splashingrain - delete - block user
oops i meant geography. oh yea and the sun didint come out !!!!! its all your fault!!! j/k 
Posted 7/23/2004 at 4:27 PM by splashingrain - delete - block user
Thanks Karen for telling me about tom after i scheduled my classes =X
Haha, just kidding. Oh well, I've been screwed before so I'll just get screwed again..
And yes, it was my fault that the sun didn't come out. =(
With the cost to attend there..They better give SOMETHING out free I would think
Wow your classes start early..TOO EARLY for me..and wow your registration website is so neat and organized..Ours is crap.
Joining the club of sunshine
Posted 7/23/2004 at 11:08 PM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user
Whattaya talking about kelly?!? YOU have classes at NINE also.
But you can sleep in on Tuesdays/Thrusdays ^_^
anyways..
Another one of these cheaply made entries...
SO THESE ARE THE BENEFITS...
..THAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT...
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be", but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.
The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.
"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Centre in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.
Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependants, the magazine said.
The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."
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So, "anyone wearing a uniform is eligible" eh?
So if a male soldier went and requested a boob job do you think he would recieve it? O_o
SEX GAMES GONE WRONG...
HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Hong Kong court sentenced a man to six years in jail after he accidentally killed his girlfriend in a sex game of strangulation that turned horribly wrong, a court official said Wednesday.
Yu Ping, 22, grabbed his lover's throat for about a minute after sex last February. He only discovered something was wrong when his lover did not regain consciousness. Asphyxiation is widely believed to produce hallucinations that raise sexual pleasure.
"Regardless that the activity was consensual, it must have been plain to him that what he was doing would place the deceased in considerable harm or even cause death," deputy High Court Judge Michael McMahon was quoted by newspapers on Wednesday as saying in his ruling.
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Wow. just wow. O_O
Haha
Anyways..
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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
LATERS GATORS! - I'm limp and wrinkled when not in use.
Comments (5)
perhaps a breast implant is in the future for me. ::SUIT ME UP, IM GOING TO WAR!::
LOL wouldn't it be funny if they have the kind of news you deliver on tv?? Cuz I never hear this stuff on tv LOL..
"In other news, FREE BREASTS for soldiers..Yes you heard it right........"
well it was worth a shot! haha..
where do you find all this articles!:lol:
wow. if i got married to seth, i could get a boob job.
thank god for uncle sam.
please note the sarcasm.
ten hut!