July 12, 2004

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  The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was SLIVER [not silver, sliver ].  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. If it gets to hot, I start to drip.
     
  2. I'm long, hard and pointed.
     
  3. If I go down on you, you could be unconscious.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
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  [YOU] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	I'd pull a Homer Simpson, and steal the "Meter Maid's" cap and run off -- off to jail...
  	Posted 7/11/2004 at 8:33 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user

  
  

  
  Now, now chris, they're "officers"
  Pulling a Homer is always good.  I say that whenever we can pull a Homer, we should..
  
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	i dont call them meter maids, i call them THE LAW. Especially when they're driving those small ass one seater solar power cars that has three wheels. HAHAHAHAHA
  	Posted 7/11/2004 at 8:40 AM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user

  
  

  
  "THE LAW"?
  I'm not sure if those mini scooters that the DPT officers use are solar powered or not...
  But im guessing that they aren't.
  
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  	your dirty minds just keeps getting naughtier, I dont know what to do... 3) It's OK if someone's car is touching your bumper. Relax. It's not your dick. It's a bumper. -HAHahahAhHaHA...now, that is awesome.. meow...
  	Posted 7/11/2004 at 10:51 AM by freekieEEE - delete - block user

  
  

  
  Like you really answer them that often, kelly...
  Yep, I highly enjoyed that one.  The other one that I found quite halarious was this one:

  
  

  5) Following someone to his car, block after block, so you can take his spot is creepier than thinking of the Olsen twins as sex objects. Cut it out.

  
  

  The thing that scary is that it's true, especially in malls.  People see you with bags in hand and going towards the parking area, and then they follow you to your car in hopes of grabbing your space. 
  

  
  

  anyways...
  
  

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  Thoughts of the Day:

  
  

  STOOPID OLE ME.....

  
  

  So today I decided to do something that I havn't done for a very long time.  About three weeks to be exact.  So, you might have wondered: Hey Eric, what did you do?

  
  

  I washed out my contacts. 

  
  

  The last time was when I finished up the bottle of cleaning solution and I was too lazy to go into the closet to bust out with one of the 15 that I had purchased at Costco when it was on sale.

  
  

  So for the past three weeks, day in and day out, I popped them on, wore them for about 16/18 hours each day, then popped them out, into the same solution, but adding one more drop of the disinfecting solution into the case to weigh the contacts down into the case so it was fully submerged.  And once the liquids got to the brim, I just poured it out and started all over again.

  
  

  So today while I was looking through the closet for an envelope, I decided that I would take out one bottle of the cleaning fluids.
  
  I opened it and was very careful not to touch the tip to avoid "contamination" of the cleaning fluid.

  
  

  But after cleaning out one of the contacts, I had the second one in my palm, when, my nose started to itch.  So through natural reflexes I went to rub it.

  
  

  Bad idea.  The hand that I used to rub my nose had the cleaning fluid bottle, and while in the process of a good scratchin of the left nostril I had accidently made contact of the tip to one of my right cheek.

  
  

  What a great way to start off a new bottle of cleaning fluid.  By contaminating it. 

  
  

  oh well, I still got about 14 bottles to master the art of keeping things uncontaminated.  But the sad part is that my previous bottles of cleaner and disinfecting solutions got contaminated a month after I opened them.  This was just stupidity on my part.  *sigh*
  
  
  
  LOOKIE AT THE CRAZINESS...

  
  

  100-year-old sets sprint record

  
  

  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  

  Sun Jul 11, 6:26 AM ET

  
  

  
  

  CAPE TOWN (Reuters) - South African Philip Rabinowitz has become the world's fastest 100-year-old, slashing more than five seconds off the record for the 100 metre sprint for centenarians.
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  "Oh I feel wonderful now, absolutely wonderful," Rabinowitz said after finishing in a time of 30.86 seconds and breaking the previous mark of 36.19 set by Austrian Erwin Jaskulski.
  

  
  

  About 50 people were on hand at the Green Point Stadium in Cape Town for Rabinowitz's record sprint.
  

  
  

  "I don't know how long it is going to be like this. Every time I go, I break my own record. I get younger and younger," Rabinowitz said as his coach checked his pulse.
  

  
  

  South African athletics officials used electronic timers to verify the record.
  

  
  

  Rabinowitz broke the record a week ago, but a faulty electronic timer kept the mark out of the books.
  

  
  

  The South African, who works as a bookkeeper for his daughter and tries to walk at least six km (four miles) a day, is already listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's oldest competitive walker.
  

  
  

  The world record of 9.78 seconds for the men's 100 metres was set by American Tim Montgomery (news - web sites) in 2002.
  

  
  

  
  

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  man...some people have such dedication... I could use some of that.. O_O

  
  

  
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  Enough of my craziness... Til tomorrow..
  LATERS GATORS!

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