November 21, 2003

• The answer to yesterday’s “Dirty Minds” was DONUT.  Here are today’s clues:

  
  

  
  
  1. I sometimes have a gerbil inside of me.
     
  2. My opening is big enough for your hand
     
  3. If you’re using me, you’re an animal!

  
  

  As always, think cleanly and happy guessing

  
  

  Thanks Shaun for advertising in your blog today.  [I read all of my subscriptions daily as my means of procrastinating/ anti-drug/ whatever. LOL]
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  It’s FRIDAY! [you know what that means] This song is called “Broken Dreams” by As One  Damn, it comes from their new cd that just came out two days ago, and kent just HAD to tell me about it.  fruck, hooked on this song.  Yes, i like ballads, especially ones i can’t understand.  I’m sappy, so what?
  
  Thoughts of the Day:
  1. BATTLE SCARS? (AKA DARWINISM AT WORK [OR NOT])
  GENERIC PUDDING

  
  

  VS.

  
  

  DUMBASS

  
  

  WHO WON THE COMPETITION?

  
  

  ANSWER….

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  …WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

  
  

  I didn’t even notice I got those stupid cuts until i was washing my hands and it STUNG like a MOFO.  Damn, how retarded is that?  Yeah, yeah, i know you sadistic people want to mock me for it, so i was thinking a step ahead of you guys.  click THIS

  
  

  2.  SPEAKING OF DORK, SORRY SHAWN, JENNY
        Like the headline states, sorry Shawn and sorry Pimptress.  I made fun of shawn for his entry about getting his ass stuck on a ladder.  Capped on Jenny for walking into a door.  Well, KARMA is made me fall on my ass.  Literally.  After work i wasn’t too careful while getting on the 43.  As i was walking up the stairs missed one step (MUNI RIDERS:  YES I KNOW THERE ARE ONLY LIKE 3 STEPS…aiyah) and i tripped, sorta falling face forward.  And it was around 5:15ish, when the bus was already crowded.  So that 5-10 minute busride from UCSF to Forest Hill Station felt very loooonnnnnngggg.  Twas hecka embarassing :-[

  
  

  3.  DAMN YOU KENT.
        Just HAD to tell me about As One’s newest compilation CD, THIS for those of you who missed it in yesterday’s entry.  I wanted one, you wanted one.  Now, because of helpin you to get this i CHECKED OUT WITH YESASIA cart being FULL.  Take a lookie (CLICK ON PIC TO ENLARGE):
  

  
  

  I have a reason behind this craziness i tell you.  If i spent at least $50 i could get free shipping.  So instead of buying next time i can buy all at once, so i dont have to pay for delivery.  Then, theres the whole “3 for $8.45″ on selected Kpop stuff.  So got one of them, so found two more that i liked so then i could get each one of those three for $8.45.  and then you KNOW i needed the whole collection of BoA kpop cds, so then i bought the whole thing.  I was really ITCHIN to get all of Utada’s CDs, but i really cant…maybe next time.

  
  

  4.  LAURIE + ERIC + ASIA EXPRESS = NEVER AGAIN!!!
        Wow.  That was a very easy to follow through math equation.  Nobody showed up for the break, so it was just me and Laurie.  So then we went to Asia Express (btw, its not that great, could have walked our ass over to STONESTOWN or taken bus to IRVING or TARAVAL, but didn’t).  We order tapioca drinks and a breakfast/lunch thingy to share.  That woman was giving us hella ATTITUDE.  Seriously.  She, having a thick chinese accent, and me having bad ears didnt quite hear what she said, which laurie later told me was basically if we wanted Special #1 (small plate w/ 1 combo) or Special #2 (large plate w/ 2 combos).  So we got large noodles, some brocolli chicken and hunan <something>.  We sat and ate and had a hella funny convo.  Brought out campus newspaper, turned to “campus crimes” to show her of 3 reported cases of public masturbation on campus.  gosh, we both have pretty sick minds.  But, we had a BLAST talking about nonsense and what not.  ::only two more shots to go , hope you dont <ahem> next time ::

  
  

  5.  WE FINALLY FOUND THE WAY HOW SFSU MAKES THEIR MONEY…
        Laurie had to make photocopies of her immunization documents or else she’d have a hold and cant register for spring semester classes.  We put in money into the machine and made two copies.  $0.15 magically disappears.  So the balance was 5 cents, and laurie puts in another quarter.  I told her, “I wouldn’t do that if i were you.”  made another copy, then pressed coin release, NOTHING CAME OUT.  Acted as if it did though.  So we lost another 20 cents.  Total loss: $0.35. 
  MORAL OF STORY: USE EXACT CHANGE .

  
  

  EDIT @ 10:55AM on 11/22:
        Well, was talkin on the phone last night w/ jon and he told me that the student services actually does the photocopying for you.  So you know what that means…we wasted $0.35 PLUS another $0.40.  NET LOSS: $0.75 

  
  

  Nothing else strikes my mind at this time.  until tomorrow…
  LATERS GATORS!

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