November 12, 2003

• The answer to yesterday’s “Dirty Minds” was TOOTH.  Here are today’s clues…

  
  

  
  
  1. My hands are on my Wang.
     
  2. I love to fondle my Apples.
     
  3. I can use it floppy or hard.

  
  

  As always…think cleanly…and happy guessing!

  
  

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  MUST… WORK…ON…SPEECH….

  
  

   

  
  

  ::TEACHER::  Eric, Please define P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N…

  
  

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        “Procrastination is like masturbation…when you’re doing it it feels GREAT, but at the end you realize that all you’re doin is JUST FUCKING YOURSELF…”

  
  

   

  
  

  God…i love that line… and no, i didnt say that to a teacher…haha…

  
  

   

  
  

        GOSH DARN MYSELF…  WHY THE FUCK DID I DECIDE TO VOLUNTEER MY ASS TO PRESENT ON THE FIRST DAY?!?!  Oh yeah, now i remember…nobody else would volunteer…so i was like…”Well, if i do it on the first day, i can get it over with and enjoy the next 5 class sessions..”  TWO WASTED WEEKS… GETTING DOWN TO THE WIRE NOW…  Despite what i’ve told you guys..mainly Jon and Meredith, i have most of my info…now for reals i must start WRITING the actual speech…well…looked on the paper… its actually 7-8 minutes [instead of the 8-9 i thought it was]…so you know what that means…haha  gosh…such a slacker…

  
  

   

  
  

  But, i have all of the rest of tonight…[i dont care...im sleepin at 12:30...and ill wake up at pre-6:30] and a few hours of tomorrow morning.. (first class cancelled so speech is my only class @ 1:10).  So i still gots a few hours to go…but that still doenst give me the right to procrastinate…right?

  
  

   

  
  

  haha…jsut a few more minutes, im promising myself….  damn…and like mz meredith said…we both dont seem to know what DEADLINES are…hehe… either that or we’re just running on CHINAMAN TIME!   I think its both…

  
  

   

  
  

  I THINK I SHOULD HIGHLY RECONSIDER DOING BUSINESS AS MY MAJOR…

  
  

        Yeah, i never liked math…AT ALL…  And i got to add to my collection of F quiz papers…haha…i know its not something to be proud of, but yeah…  I prolle should try HARDER in that class, eh?  just got back our last quiz..thought id get at least 3 points (outta 25)…guess what? ZERO’S THE HERO!  haha…yeah, i used the wrong formula for two problems and one i flat out didnt know how to do..FUCK ME… BLAH~!!

  
  

   

  
  

        Then in FYE Biz class we were assigned INDIVIDUAL PROJECT… got 2 weeks to do it..sheit… looks like im gonna have to pull an all nighter two mondays from now…haha… hey, janie gave me that idea…  And then we got our 1st group project back.. Chris/Janie and I did it together…shit.. 3 points out of 5 possible… so yeah, it wasnt a passing grade..but then again, other groups had 3 points too…MY BAD YA GUYS.. I FUCKED UP THE PRECISION TREE… btw… that software is CRAP…only 10 day trial and the fullware is like totally out of my budget… (for the price of it i could get a new MD player…hum…a new one…haha…nah, i already got 3…hum…a new clie would be good…::DAMN!! NO ERIC NO!! haha::)

  
  

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  anyways, i probably should be working on my speech now… feel free to harass me if ya need me… i like to be distracted when doing hw…it just makes things more interesting…haha 

  
  

   

  
  

  btw…if i got anything interestin to say, ill update tomorrow mornin or somethign…alright done for now…

  
  

   

  
  

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