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The answer to Thursday’s “More Dirty Minds” were MARACAS.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I have to score to get in.
   
2. I have to carry a full load in order to finish.
   
3. When I bone up, I’m near the end.

haha, anyways..

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

AYE, WHAT A MORNING… (@_@)

Friday morning was such a beotch..
I wanted to wake up extra early to study for my geography 102 midterm.

I thought my dad would be home around 5:30ish, so I left him this note.  I hopped into bed that mornin at 1AM.

…He came home at the GODLY hour of 3:45AM.  He saw my note and woke me up ASAP, thinkin’ I had something like HELLA important to tell him that it couldn’t wait til in the afternoon when I see him.. O_o
  After tossin and turnin for a whole 20 minutes, I got up, put on my contacts, boiled some hot water, and cracked the books open.

I haven’t had time to make coffee in the morning for the past 2 months, so it was pretty nice.  A nice mix of cocoa mix with fake sugar “anthrax”, and two spoonfuls of folger’s instant coffee.

Had my cup of coffee at 4:30ish…

Had another cup around 5:30ish.

And then yet another one at 7:30, while getting ready for school.

To top it off, I had spicy noodles for breakfast too.  No cereal, oatmeal or any other of the “white” breakfast foods.  I was craving my spicy shrimp flavored bowl noodles.  So spicy shrimp flavored bowl noodles I had =p .

Yes, WITH my coffee.. -_-

I told you’ll that I eat weird.. @_@
I guess the 8 years of public school cafeteria food DOES build immunity to harmful mixes..

LESSON LEARNED:  When you consume very little caffeine for a while, and then bust out with HELLA, your body’s not gonna like it.  I felt like total shit for the greater part of the day.  Was yawning, yet I was feeling very jittery.  At times i felt that I was seriously gonna throw up.. @_@

Come monday morning, when I wake up early to study for my accounting miterm, I think i’ll just have ONE cup instead of 3. -_-
and no spicy noodles either.

As for the midterm itself.. I rather not talk about it.. =X
haha..

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” were RUBBER GLOVES.  Here are the clues for today:

1. When I go up and down, I make noise.
   
2. You use rhythm when you do me.
   
3. When you grab my handle, you make me shake.

anyways..

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

FREE FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

I was checking out the Free section of Craigslist and I found a very interesting find.  Heads up to those of ya who like oatmeal.

Free: 9 packets of regular flavor

 Quaker Instant Oatmeal (north beach / telegraph hill)

Reply to: anon-45804131@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-10-16, 3:28PM PDT


I went to Costco and bought a huge variety pack of Quaker Instant Oatmeal. I’ll eat almost all of it, except the regular flavor packets. I mean, they have no flavor whatsoever. I like my sugar rush in the morning!

However, I hate to throw them away. I really, really do. But since I’m not going to eat them, I’m going to give them away to the first person who wants them! In fact, I’ll even throw in a Safeway OR Cala (your choice) plastic bag to tote them back to your home.

I looked for a pink bag from Chinatown but I couldn’t find one.

Oatmeal helps reduce cholesterol, you know. Plus it’s a hot, tasty, nutritious way to start your day. It’s part of a complete breakfast. I’ve even included some pictures of the oatmeal packets, one of them is even a serving suggestion.*

I live in North Beach, on Romolo Place at Fresno Alley, right across the street from Hotel Basque by Columbus and Broadway. Come and get ‘em.

*always follow the instructions. Do not eat the paper packet. Photos for illustration purposes only.

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LOL, I love how the seller had a disclaimer to tell you to not eat the paper packet.
While he was at it, he should have also put a legal disclaimer too!

JUST CRAZY…..

TORONTO (Reuters) – A fan hungry for a piece of baseball history paid $2,605 Wednesday for what ballpark vendors said was the last hot dog sold during the Montreal Expos’s final home game before being relocated to Washington D.C.

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Even if i was hella rich and was a total fanboy, I don’t think I would *EVER* pay $2605 for one hotdog, even if it was for an end of an era…
but that’s just me.. -_-

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a LAUNDRY BAG.  Here are the clues for today:

1. It’s safer when you put your fingers inside of me.
   
2. If you stay in me to long, your skin gets wrinkled.
   
3. You have to pull on me to get me off.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING xD

OH… MY.. GOD… (>_<)

WHAT PEOPLE WOULD DO FOR BEAUTY (@_@).

I guess I havn’t been desensatized by morbid pictures yet, despite the fact that I belive that I have.
anyways…

One of my friends was crusing around on a forum and linked me to a chain of pics of the process or getting a double eye lid.  Click the link if you wanna take a lookie..

      =  >       

solid07 forums -> Double Eye Lid       

ouch.  I would *never* go though something like that.. O_O

anyways.. that was basically it.  LOL
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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was an ADDRESS.  Here are the clues for today:

1. You stuff your dirty thing inside of me.
   
2. After your thing’s been in me a while, it’s wrinkled.
   
3. What comes out of me is usually smelly.

anyways..

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING xD

HA HA </ Nelson Mutts Voice>

MONTEREY, Calif. (Reuters) – California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (news – web sites) said on Monday that his speech backing President Bush (news – web sites) at the Republican Convention in August resulted in a dramatic cold shoulder from his wife Maria Shriver, a member of the very Democratic Kennedy family.

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I’M SAVED!  

Lol.. I like doing that smile cuz when I see it, it makes me laugh.  And then when I laugh, I reproduce that expression. 
It’s a vicious cycle, really.. =

anyways..
so the mofo FINALLY decided to come today..  But I’m quite unhappy about it.  Here’s why:

the DVD release button broke off during shipping.  Because of this, the DVD was free-flowing around in the case, somewhat scratching up the back of the DVD.  That majorly blows..

I coulda sworn ALL [err most] DVDs come with some sort of side info panel thingermabob on the left hand side to talk about the movie and what not.  I don’t know if it’s because it’s from the Columbia House DVD club or if the dvd itself is like that.. =

- IT TOOK 2 WEEKS FOR IT TO COME.

that is just UNACCEPTABLE.

Why?
  When I first joined Columbia House DVD club via chris for the freeipods thing, my first selection came in a matter of DAYS.

now, i order this and it takes them an eternity to ship it.
And it comes damaged.  Those of you that really know me know how anal I am about the condition of my DVDs and CDs.. O__O

and if the first picture kinda reminded you of something you’ve seen before, you probably have..

well, add a chinaman and subtract a white man
and add a DVD and subtract a white picket fence

IT’S BASICALLY THE SAME THING!

anyways….

don’t mind me.. it’s jsut the red bull talking.
had the first one ever today.  Didn’t taste too good.
But me thinks the effects are still there. =]

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was RICHARD NIXON.  Here are the clues for today:

1. When I stick out in front, you come easier.
   
2. Coming depends on the zip at the end.
   
3. Sometimes, I’m on your box.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

HAVE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE?

If you havn’t, sucks to be you!
today was the last day to register for the November 2nd elections.

on a similar but “not really” note:

You preferred Kerry’s statements 78% of the time You preferred Bush’s statements 22% of the time Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues? Find out now!

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this quiz was pretty cool, since you choose which statement you believe in more, without knowing which president-elect said it.

So after taking two of these diddilies, I can now say that I am no doubt a liberal in mind, a liberal at heart @_@

I FEEL SO STUPID..

[aka: THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T...

GIVE ERIC SUGAR PACKETS AND MARKERS...]

I was kinda bored, so I decided to do something creative.

Lookie what I did..

I made a few of these, and I dumped em into a few packages that I was sending out.

I hope my friends have as twisted of humor as I do. @_@

sorry in advance to the people who will get offended by my stupid prank.

I would take em out, but it’s kinda hard once you duct tape the envelope closed and slap a stamp on it.

too lazy to redo that just to take out the splenda.. O_O

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The answer to Thursday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a NECKLINE.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I tried to cover up my boner.
   
2. Gerald Ford got me off.
   
3. I got in during ’69.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

WOW..

Look what my san francisco education did to me ..

Where do you fall on the liberal – conservative political spectrum? (United States)

I seriously wasn’t too surprised about the results.  I know I wouldn’t have fit into the conservative category, and I was kinda afraid that i might be one of those FAR-LEFT [LIBERAL NUTJOBS]

but as the quiz shows, I am NOT a far left KKKrazy liberal. yay for me

A VERY PRODUCTIVE DAY…

- woke up @ 8 because of the rain/ family noise

- lounged around, did nothing during the first half of the day

- Did my absentee ballot.

THREE PAGES! @_@

what I like about voting absentee is that I don’t actually have to go to the voting center [even though it's only 3 blocks from my house].
but what I also like about it is that I can have my voting information literature with me and read about a person/initive before deciding who to vote for or how to vote.
and I was in my PJs and in bed while doing it.

If i were to have went to vote on election day (Nov. 2nd) I’d have to wake up earlier to vote before going to school, wait in line, and then vote under pressure.

Permanent Absentee Voting rocks!

- and did three letters.

I’ve been meaning to write to jenny during her basic training.  But i havnt found the time to, or I didn’t know that to write.  So today I finally decided to write to her.  I rarely go check out my friendster, but I’m glad I did.  Her friend had posted a BBS message about her graduating from her basic training and now is somewhere else.  good thing I didnt mail the letter out yet, or else she wouldn’t have recieved it.

also mailed out a livestrong wristband to a friend, and some cell phone antenna boosters up to some friends up at Davis.

dayum, if i was smart I could have saved an envelope by mailing all of it to one central place for em to pick up.  That would be cheaper for postal cost!

oh well..

P.S. I still got a few livestrongs (3) if anybody wants one.

yeah, that pretty much highlights my accomplishments of the day.  Compared to most sundays, that’s quite a lot.

and that’s quite pathetic, eh? @_@

OoOoO..

WONDERFUL WEATHER’S ACOMIN’ MY WAY

and I wasn’t being sarcastic either.

ONE UPPIN’ THEMSELVES YET AGAIN…

Wild 94.9 always has funny little commercials to promote upcoming concerts, and BOO BOMB 2004 does not disappoint.  In this 58 second soundclip, they target Wacko Jacko [michael jackson], which in my opinion is just perfect for halloween.. haha

but anyways, have a listen.

link #1 [~500kb, 58 seconds]

link #2 [mirror of link #1]

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ONE UPPIN’ THEMSELVES YET AGAIN…

Wild 94.9 always has funny little commercials to promote upcoming concerts, and BOO BOMB 2004 does not disappoint.  In this 58 second soundclip, they target Wacko Jacko [michael jackson], which in my opinion is just perfect for halloween.. haha

but anyways, have a listen.

link #1 [~500kb, 58 seconds]

link #2 [mirror of link #1]

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a FONDUE.  Here are the clues for today:

1. If I go down on you too much, you could get arrested.
   
2. When I’m plunging, I’m usually sexy.
   
3. When I’m too high, I don’t turn anyone on.

anyways..
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

ONLY IN CALIFORNIA…

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Nineteen firefighters in Sacramento, California have been disciplined for using city fire engines to meet women, including at a local event in which people dressed as porn stars, an official said on Wednesday.

Six firefighters have been fired and 13 others have been suspended or reprimanded following the largest internal probe ever by the Sacramento Fire Department, said Captain Niko King, the department’s spokesman.

The misconduct investigation began in early July after reports of firefighters using city vehicles to cruise bars in the often sleepy state capital.

Later six firefighters were caught taking three city vehicles to a “Porn Star Costume Ball.”

A woman at the event accused one of the firefighters of sexual assault aboard a fire engine. Prosecutors dropped the charges after determining the sexual encounter was consensual, King said.

“It’s an inappropriate use of city equipment, obviously,” King said.

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ONLY IN GERMANY…

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German man tried to fight off a repossessor with a chainsaw and gasoline bombs before being arrested by police special forces, authorities said Thursday.

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CHECK THIS OUT..

http://www.mydd.com/files/admin/TimRyan_Medium.mov

something about the rumors of reinstating the draft.

TIME TO START PLANNING…

…MY FUNERAL.. =

lookie what I recieved in my email today..

ah crap.  i’m doomed.
DOOOOOOMMED I TELL YA!

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” were CHOPSTICKS.  Here are the clues for today:

1. Everyone sticks their meat in me.
   
2. Sticking it inside of me can leave cheese on your piece.
   
3. You could use Mazola to get your meat hot.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

WOW.. SO THAT’S WHY IT’S CONSIDERED..

..A ROMANCE LANGUAGE..

By Kate Kelland

LONDON (Reuters) – France is well positioned as the world’s sexiest state, according to a global survey of lovemaking published on Tuesday.

In a poll of more than 350,000 people, condom maker Durex found that lovers across the globe are having sex an average of 103 times per year, but the French are living up to their romantic reputation with an average of 137 times.

Greeks and Hungarians followed close behind, with averages of 133 and 131 times a year.

Asian countries lag behind in the love stakes with the Japanese managing just 46 times per year and those in Hong Kong and Singapore just 79 times.

“As it was a Web-based survey, people could be very frank about their sex lives — possibly even more so than with their partners,” said Rosie Lodge, a spokeswoman for Durex.

“The results show the wide spectrum of sexual experience and attitudes across the globe and the high number of respondents … shows that people are growing increasingly willing to talk about sex and their particular likes and dislikes.” Britons lead the pack when it comes to foreplay, devoting an average of 22.5 minutes compared to a global average of 19.7. The fastest lovers were the Thais with just 11.5 minutes.

But despite their efforts on foreplay, Britons appear to be among the least satisfied by their sexual experiences, with a third saying they had faked an orgasm in the last year.

The Macedonians were the most satisfied with only 13 percent saying they had faked an orgasm and the Japanese are the least satisfied at 40 percent.

When it comes to spicing up sex lives, pornography emerged as the most popular choice, with more than a third of lovers worldwide admitting to having used porn.

Pleasure-enhancing condoms were second and bondage equipment such as blindfolds and handcuffs third.

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whatta difference between Japan and France..
very interesting statistics, no?

WHAT.  THE.  FRUCK.

SHANGHAI (Reuters) – Breast implants are becoming more and more popular with a surprising group of Shanghai citizens — men.

Reuters Photo

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oh my…

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a “V“.  Here are the clues for today:

1. The first time you try to use me, it keeps falling out.
   
2. GI’s picked me up in Viet Nam.
   
3. You have to use your fingers to stick me in your mouth.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

BANDWAGON HOPPIN’…

i’ve seen this on at least 5 people’s xanga’s so i too, decided to take the test.
not out of curiosity, but out of sheer procrastination
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eXpressive: 2/10
Practical: 4/10
Physical: 1/10
Giver: 5/10

You are a RSIT–Reserved Sentimental Intellectual Taker. This makes you a Archetypal Older Child.

You are a hard nut to crack. You have a wicked sense of humor. Despite your reserved nature, you are more comfortable (and successful) in the meeting and courting mode than you are in a long term relationship. You feel misunderstood, and usually you are.

When you’re in a good mood, you’re funny, fascinating and a sexy firecracker, but when you’re in a bad mood you are moody, broody and impatient. In courtship mode, you don’t have to let anyone see your moody side. If you had your way, even in a long term relationship you would have enough time apart to deal with your bad moods yourself; unfortunately, it rarely works that way.

You stifle *a lot* of anger and frustration — from all areas of your life — so when it comes out it comes out nasty. More than any other type, your conflicts tend to turn on one tiny thing — the dishes, the laundry — that’s really a scapegoat for your larger dissatisfactions with your relationship. You’re baffled that your partner just can’t do the dishes — your partner is baffled that it’s such a big deal. The only way around it is to let the dishes go entirely and try to get at the real root of what’s bothering you.

I’m making you sound like a bear, but the fact is that you’re so warm and charming most of the time that it effectively offsets the times you’re unhappy.

You will make a weirdly good parent.

Don’t pair up with someone who’ll make sexual demands of you. That’s just not going to fly at all.

Of the 129205 people who have taken this quiz, 5.2 % are this type.

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WELL I’LL BE DAMNED…

I dunno, I guess being born and raised in the city doesn’t help me realize how good this place is..
to me, its just another place on Earth..
But then again, I’ve never really gone to all the touristy locals, so i wouldnt know.. @_@

SPEAKING OF WHICH…

Back to accounting homework..  ::sigh::
anybody wanna help?!?

didn’t think so..

EVER..