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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was DANCING.  Here are the clues for today:

1. A little sucking and I can start your flow.
   
2. Sometimes, when you use me, you’ve got hair in your throat.
   
3. You have to pull my stick to get it to come up.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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SOME PEOPLE ARE SUCH XANGA FREAKS…

So I subscribed to my friend’s sister’s xanga, and as you know I’m accustomed to commenting on all of the entries.  Well, lately, I havn’t gone to her site for a while, because she’s been having the same crap on there for a while now…  then she IMs me outta nowhere, and yeah…

omFg dudeeeeeeee (11:20:19 PM): u havent commented on my xanga recently

omFg dudeeeeeeee (11:20:22 PM): are u sick!?!?!?

coolguy885 (11:20:39 PM): lol

coolguy885 (11:20:46 PM): HAPPY BIRTHDAY?

coolguy885 (11:20:47 PM): lol..

coolguy885 (11:20:55 PM): my bad.. >_<

omFg dudeeeeeeee (11:22:07 PM): ai yah

omFg dudeeeeeeee (11:22:08 PM): lol

aye… @_@
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WHY I WANNA GO TO JAPAN, PART [?]

I’ve lost count already.. @_@

 

GREEN TEA KIT-KATS!

I’m guessing nestle won’t bring these to America…

Green tea is the sheit!

 

 

AYE…. @_@

SYDNEY (Reuters) – Australian police apologized on Thursday after inadvertently sending Internet images of child pornography to 1,800 schools while trying to warn principals about children at risk of abuse.

The mistake came during a police crackdown on child pornography that has so far resulted in more than 200 arrests, including police, teachers, clergy and the owner of a child-care center, after more than 400 raids.

Police assistant commissioner Graeme Morgan said human error had resulted in “partial images” of child pornography being sent to 1,800 government-run schools across New South Wales, Australia’s most populous state.

“This is a very unfortunate incident and we deeply regret it happened. A full internal investigation is underway,” Morgan said in a statement.

Morgan said the images of three young girls had been sent to the state’s Department of Education (news – web sites). The photographs sent by police and found during the arrest of a man suspected of possessing child pornography, had been cropped to show only the girls’ faces.

However, inadequate software had been used in the cropping process and the full images remained embedded in some files, which were later opened by a handful of recipients, he said.

“This resulted in pornographic material being accidentally sent to the department for distribution to school principals in an effort to identify the children at risk,” Morgan said.

He said police have made an urgent request for all unopened files to be deleted and for printed images to be destroyed. About 80 percent of the e-mails have had already been opened, he said.

Morgan said police have so far been unable to locate the girls who were in the photographs.

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anyways…
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Enough of my craziness. til tomorrow..
LATERS GATORS!

 

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The answer to Monday’s  “More Dirty Minds” was COFFEE.  Here are the clues for today:

1. The best position is belly to belly.
   
2. Most use rhythm to do me.
   
3. After you do me for a while, I leave you breathing heavy.

anyways..

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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sorry for my 5 day hiatus.. it was not well spent, but was good anyways..
anyways…

 

THANKSGIVING….

was about two days ago, and judging from most of ya’ll ‘s entries ya’ll had a pretty good time.

Good to say, I had a pretty good one as well..

Unfortunately…

- My parents had to work on the day of Thanksgiving, so we decided to have our [non]traditional Thanksgiving dinner on wednesday (instead of thursday). 

- My sister couldn’t get back to frisco on wednesday night, so she missed out on our feist.

- I had reminded Desiree to bring her camera, but I had forgotten to check the batteries on mines, so i ended up using my cell phone as a camera.  And, this year was much more solemn than years past [for personal reasons], so I didn’t get too many pics taken either [from the parentals at least] …

But..

Thankfully…

- Since my sister wasn’t there, I got to be in charge of the little hooligans.

HOW FUN IS THAT?!? :

no.. seriously…

Let’s meet them, shall we?

The little kiddios watching Spongebob Squarepants.

Man, ya’ll don’t know how much I loathe the sponge.  What I’d do to get my hands around him and wring his arse… @_@

anyways… Here’s a half assed bio about all of ‘em.

Raymond, 12
I swear to god he’s almost at my eyes.  Dayum, by the time he goes through puberty, he’ll be 6’3″ or even more @_@
i feel short already… =

Sandy, 9
Sister of Raymond, has the best smile of in the world.
Can’t you tell?

Annette, 5
Too busy watching TV to give me any of her time.
I feel so hurt =

Jeanette, 5.
Twin sister of Annette.  Not identical, but fraternal.
She’s very timid around me, but after 5 minutes of tickling her, she’s all mines..

well, not in THAT way, ya freaks! @_@

The little ones assembling a Barbie puzzle after dinner..

They look so cute and innocent, but once you have them out of sight for a few minutes, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

Showing me pictures of them being flamingos on Halloween..

Wanting me to be in a pic with them..

 

So yeah, Thanksgiving dinner was pretty simple i guess.. Good food and got to hang with the kiddies that I rarely get to see. 
I woulndn’t have it any other way..

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OMG, I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED…

So yesterday around 9:30PM while I was in the shower [xangans: ewww... THANKS for the IMAGERY! o_o .. </sarcasm>  ] my sister busts into the restroom [we rarely lock the restroom door while in it (except for my sister) ]

“CRYSTAL IS COMING OVER WE’RE GOING TO BLOCKBUSTER GO PRINT OUT YOUR FREE VOUCHERS SHE’LL BE HERE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES“

After taking about 10 seconds for my slow and feeble brain to fully comprehend and process the data, I ended my shower as abruptly as I could, changed and printed the coupons.  Crystal was waiting outside for all of about 5 minutes.

I’ve never met this girl before, but she’s alright with my sis.  they were supposed to hang out earlier yesterday, but didn’t get a chance to, so they decided to go get some movies to watch.

I think i’ve never been that ackward in my life before.  We hop into crystal’s car.  Right then my sister’s cell rings. She answers.  Crystal was already on the cell, and in a few moments, she had ended her phone call.  She gave me this weird look..

Me: Hi, I’m Eric ::brings hand out to shake her hand::

Crystal:  Wow, when Cathleen said younger bro I didn’t expect you ::shakes hand slightly::

we kinda talked a little, and I couldn’t wait for my sister to get off the phone, so she could talk to HER friend…

We got to blockbuster and we looked around.. we finally ended up getting Fahrenheit 9/11 and Dopamine..

While standing in line, I remember that I had a coupon off of my blockbuster-online flap for a bucket of popcorn and a 2-liter soda for $2.49. 

Me:  ::looks at crystal:: would ya gals like popcorn or soda?

Crystal:  I don’t eat popcorn.. I’m more of a tofu person.. yeah..

Flabbergasted, I decided not to say anything else.  I let my sister and her do all the talking with each other.. @_@

 

When we get back to the house, we started to watch Fahrenheit 9/11..

About 10 minutes into the movie…

Crystal:  Wait a sec… this movie is a bush-basher?!?

Me: Yeah..

Crystal: OMG…

Sister: You’re a republican?

Crystal: Yeah.. I like Bush, I hate democrats.. spend too much money, too many taxes… [some other stuff but i forgot]

Sister: When’d you become a republican?

Crystal: I’ve always been a republican..But both my parents are democrats..

Sister and Me:  ::thinking in head:: oh crap…

Me:  I have SuperSize Me, if you want to see that instead..

Crystal and Sister:  sure…

 

Oh my god, I didn’t expect that to have occurred.  She herself thought it would have been a good movie, since she heard a lot of good things about it.  Appearantly, she didn’t look at the box, and just went blindly to go rent it because everybody said it was a good movie..

2 Libs + 1 Rep + watch Fahrenheit 9/11 = big Uh Oh.. @_@

Thank goodness I had substitutes at home, or else it have not been a good night…

Ended up watching SuperSize Me

Was pretty good for them, because both seemed pretty Anti-Fast Food, and after watching it, it made them both even more anti-fast food…

 

And as for the bucket of popcorn, I had it all to myself..

 

Yeah, didn’t really do anything worthwhile this weekend, but that’s okay. 
Twas liberating to have taken all my exams before break, so I don’t have a care in the world…

 

…til monday/tuesday, when I get my results back..

oh man.. @_@

anyways..

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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
LATERS GATORS!

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The answer to SATURDAY’s “More Dirty Minds” was a SHOE SALESMAN.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I can come with a little pot.
   
2. When I’m almost ready, I start to drip.
   
3. I can keep you erect all night.

O.o
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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I’M HOOOOOOKKKKED @_@

[aka.  I'VE FOUND MY WEAKNESS...]

 

Superman has kryptonite, men have women, women have chocolate, and I have this….

 

While studying for my accounting exam yesterday, i LITERALLY ate HALF the box.

I guess the only downside was that the crunchiness drowned out the words that I was reading silently to myself, so i think because of my little addiction it took me twice as long as it should have for me to do my readings.. =X

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MoOoOoOoOo…

if you have no idea what I’m talking about, check the last section of previous entry, if you are curious.. xD

 

self portraits [and self taken photos] never turn out right..

As expected, my dad had a major cow.
“Blah blah too short blah blah blah..”

Frankly, I thought it wasn’t short enough.  I personally wanted to go “The Full Monty” on my arse…
err… head…
haha..

I was persistant in trying to get it all skinned, but the barber was on my dad’s side.  She was not willing to cut it all off. =
We had a compromise.  I wanted all off, my dad wanted at least 1/4in. left.  We finally came to the middle ground of 3/8inch.

I tried to reason with the woman, to cut it even shorter, but she wanted none of it.

I decided not to tip her. 

 

Nor did I pay her @_@

 

But then again, she was my mother xD

HAHA.

Yesterday morning i woke up at the gawd awful time of 8AM to have my hair cut.  My mom claimed if i didn’t wake at that time, she would have been too busy and would have made me wait until next weekend.  I sadly obliged.

Hell, i few hours lost sleep for untangled unmessy hair for all of two months, it was hella worth it! xD

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PURE RANDOMNESS…

From my friend Laurie.

LaUrIe21385 (8:01:44 PM): hahaha i’m a man trapped in a girls body

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coolguy885 (8:11:01 PM): http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-11-19/1011124.html

LaUrIe21385 (8:11:23 PM): HAHAHAHAH

LaUrIe21385 (8:11:28 PM): seduce women?

LaUrIe21385 (8:11:35 PM): just tell them u have a 10 inch penis

LaUrIe21385 (8:11:41 PM): works everytime

coolguy885 (8:11:43 PM): haha

LaUrIe21385 (8:11:45 PM): LOL

coolguy885 (8:11:58 PM): ill take a mental note of that xD

LaUrIe21385 (8:12:02 PM): hahahaha!!!

LaUrIe21385 (8:12:06 PM): oh god

LaUrIe21385 (8:12:12 PM): nevermind i said that

LaUrIe21385 (8:12:16 PM): cause u’ll get slapped

haha..

So the truth is out.. size DOES matter.. @_@

>____<

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FOR SOME REASON…

After reading Chris‘ entry last night, I felt compelled to do this..

It’s official.. I’ve lost my mind..

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I’M FEELING NICE TODAY…

I got my arse severely raped by my accounting exam today, so I thought I’d make myself feel better by doing something good for somebody else.

So here it is.

I know that most people and their mothers already have a google e-mail account, but for those who don’t have one, here is your chance to get one.  Just drop me a e-mail at

coolguy885@gmail.com

and I’ll send an invite to you.
For the time being, it’s still in beta, and I have no idea when they’ll come public.  But who doesn’t want one? it’s the LATEST RAGE…

… well, maybe like a month or two ago it was, but anyways…

so yeah, if you want one, just e-mail me and I’ll be more than happy to send one to you, assuming i have any left.

FCFS!
[First Come First Served!]

 

wow, this was an uber-long entry.
whatta shame i’ve been doing this than my actual STUDYING for my two EXAMS TOMORROW =[

anyways…
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Enough of my craziness… til tomorrow..
LATERS GATORS!

 

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The answer to TUESDAY’s “More Dirty Minds” was a DIET.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I’m there to help you get it on.
   
2. I can send you home with a better pair.
   
3. I have to get on my knees to service you.

lol, anyways…

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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A LITTLE OVERKILL?

Just a tad..

It doens’t look like that much, but it IS.

33 “coaster” burns; 33 trials of pirating that failed.  I hope it’s just the media.

I was on my last box of 25 Sony DVD+Rs, and I knew that I better replenish, because I’ll be out hella soon.

I hopped online, and decided that I would AVOID e-bay for once..  [xangans: ::GASPS:: ]

I went to best buy, and found a nice little deal on 50-pack Memorexes, Buy One Get one Free.  Twas a good deal.  I bought three sets.

That was friday of last week.

Yesterday, when I got home, I was surprised at what I had gotten in the mail:

Six HUMUNGO boxes.

One Cake-Box of DVDs per box.

hardee har har.  It in all of it’s glory!

Hopefully, these 300 DVDs will last me for at LEAST half a year.  I dont want to purchase any more of them until at least summer….

But dayum, I have dis-proportionated my DVD to DVD box ratio, me thinks that when i have replenished my accounts i need to go buy like 200 more boxes for my DVDs =

 

P.S. 

I was referring to the SHIPPING [NOT the amount of DVDs i got myself ] being overkill.  Having SIX humungo boxes with all the air pocket pillow thingamabobbers.  Sheit, they could have reduced costs by sending it out in two boxes with three each, or one larger box.  That produced a LOT of waste…  shame on thy corporations.. haha..

Or if it was more expensive to mail, at least they could have thought about the environment!  lol, anyways…

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AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS BAD..

 

A VCD set that I helped my friend purchase off e-bay..

 

All I had to do was…

Rip open and take off 5 DHL shipping baggies, with the openings of each on opposite sides… O_O

 

 And take off THREE layers of BUBBLE WRAP @_@

and POOF

Instant Gratification

actually, not for me though, I dont watch this stuff.. =

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On a completely different subject…

OFF WITH MY HEAD!!

err… actually..

OFF WITH MY HAIR!

 

bad pic #1:
6:30AM
no glasses / contacts – looking blindly into mirror like an idiot
just woke up.
Hair is too all over the place..  It’s like a helmet head / Chia-pet diddily.

 

Bad pic #2:
7:15AM, fully able to see but still a kinda picture
The reason why I’ve been jellin’ up my hair everyday, whether I want to or not. =

 

If I get my way tomorrow, imma shave it ALL off.
Nice and nothing to maintain.  Oh boy, I can’t wait!

hopefully my dad won’t have a cow.. Last time when I got it pretty short, he had a COW about it.

Hey, it ain’t my fault that I’m the only Wong male that doesn’t have hair that splits in the middle and can comb it over and what not.  It just sticks up.  Chiapet-ish.  I love it.. haha

maybe I’m adopted?

lol, kidding…

I hope…

 

anyways, no more ramblings..
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LATERS GATORS!

again, pokemon for my cousin..

no, i will NOT admit that i was watching it, cuz i was NOT watching it.

I’d rather admit to claiming that sack of mari-juana sitting over there in that corner..

man, i put so many of these darn pokemons in my queue list for blockbuster/netflix and i forgot to move around the priorites.  They’re coming in waves, i think between the two services i have all of the pokemon movies on me right now.

PATHETIC.

 

in other news I was supposed to have started my econ homework like an hour ago, but to my dismay, im still stuck on problem numbero uno.

aye…  thanks friend who got help from another friend and forgot to bring your answers to class to “enlighten” me…

well, me thinks that’s all….

a regularly scheduled update will be tomorrow…

..maybe.. depending on other uncomplete homeworks…

aiyah… O_O

coming down to the wire and starting to do UBER last minute.. not good.. not good at all….

i need somebody to come kick me in the arse to get me to get goin’.

oh well, tough noogies…

 

 

 

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was CHAT.  Here are the clues for today:

1. If you stick it in your mouth, you’re cheating.
   
2. I can make your thighs go up and down.
   
3. The bigger you are, the harder I am.

lol, anyways…

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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first off…

lemme expain myself..

I netflexed the 3rd pokemon movie for my 10 year old cousin, and not for me.  Honest to [insert your god here].  with that said..

OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE I WASTED MY TIME WATCHING THIS CRAP! @_@

sorry if i offended any Pokemon fans out there. 
I was skimming through it to see the quality of a copy, and man, it was quite unbearable.

“pika peek!”

man, if i hear that one more time im gonna go shove a shotgun up pikachu’s ass…


Speaking of ass…

 

I’M GONNA GET ANAL RAPED…

IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE…

from midterms, i meant, lol…

Friday: November 19th, Geography midterm #3 [Currently B+]

Monday: November 22nd, Accounting midterm #3 [Currently D+]

Tuesday: November 23rd, Business Calculus midterm #2 [Currently B]
                                         Microeconomics Midterm #2 [Currently D+]

4 midterms in 3 days.

BOY OH BOY OH BOY, FUN FUN FUN!!

yes, i WAS being sarcastic, if you didn’t notice..

I can’t afford to go any lower in accounting or econ… =

lol..

 

“NO MEANS NO”, BEOTCH!

So, today, being a tuesday, I thought that my friend would be at work today.  And, since he always asks me if I have a sandwich for him, I had brought an extra ham/cheese/lettuce sandwich. 

well, he calls me up while going to work that he wasn’t going in today, and wanted me to turn in his timesheet.  anyways…

well, I had the extra sandwich, and, being the nice mofo that I am, I decided that I would offer it to one of the nurses or the floor manager. 

Me: Hey Jenny, would you like a ham and cheese sandwich to go with your soup?

Jenny: No, I try really hard not to cheat.

Me: C’mon, it’s not like it’s gonna kill you.. you know you want it..

Jenny: No, im alright.

Me: You sure, you don’t want it?    :waves sandwich around like an idiot::

Jenny:  Um, I’ll be frank.  I’M JEWISH.  I don’t eat ham, it isn’t kosher.

Me: Oh, okay..

@_@

i felt soo stupid.  I *knew* she was jewish (with like 60% of the rest of them I work with), but my slow azz brain failed to register that [her + jewish + kosher= NO HAM SANDWICH] before asking her if she wanted it.

Note to self: Just stick to the M&Ms and the Diet Cokes w/ Lime.. 

I felt kinda bad later when she walked in to forward the phones and she was like “thanks for the ham sandwich”.  She meant it jokingly, but i still felt pretty bad about it…

I apologized profusely..

“no, it’s alright.  I love going to Safeway during the holidays and them saying “Happy Easter” to me.  I reply, “Thanks, but i don’t celebrate easter, I’M A JEW.“

lol…

 

ANOTHER CRAIGSLIST FUNNIES….

Dear guy peeing while holding an ice cream cone – m4m – 23

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Reply to: anon-46675938@craigslist.org Date: Sun Oct 24 20:49:26 2004 Dear guy who was peeing in the stall I was waiting for in the bathroom who successfully peed, flushed, zipped (no wash), and took a lick of the ice cream cone he had been holding the whole before even leaving the stall: 1. I would like to know how you did that. 2. I would like you never to do that again. this is in or around Cambridge it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Copyright © 2004 craigslist

ROFL.. them crajee people in Boston… @_@

and gotta love craigslist, eh, chris?

 

anyways…
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enough of my craziness… til tomorrow…
LATERS GATORS!

moving it up because:

1. I wanted more people to see this entry.
2. too lazy to prepare a new entry for today.
3. xanga was down TWICE today.  jeebus! X_x
4. gotta do cal-cal-calculus hw = [why do i procrastinate til the last day to do things? ]
5. CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT. =D

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The answer to Thursday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a TRUCK.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I’m a four letter word that starts with a “C” and ends with a “T.”
   
2. Roosevelt used to do me by the fire.
   
3. You can have me by using your mouth.

anyways..

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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im back from my 2 day hiatus… miss me?
course not.

anyways…

SOoOoOoO…

HOW DO YOU KEEP

AN IDIOT [LIKE ME] OCCUPIED?

Answer:  Send him to stupid websites.

No, seriously.

While keeping up with my daily dosage of yahoo news, I checked a “user forum” for one of the articles, which linked me to two sites. 

http://www.werenotsorry.com   and    http://www.sorryeverybody.com

I must have spent at LEAST 5 hours just scrolling through all the pictures that were “sent into”<~ [ill get to that part later] those sites.

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At first, I was checking through the SORRY EVERYBODY, and here are a handful of images I found:

 

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THEN..

I went and checked out the WERE NOT SORRY site, and here’s a handful of what i saw over there…

 

 

Both sites claim that all the pictures are “sent in by individuals,” but for some reason, when I look at the sites, the pro-Bush [We're Not Sorry] seemed to have more pics that looked like they took any ole pic and used paint to edit “NOT SORRY” into the pics.  And when i first checked the site out, most of the pics seemed pretty “hawk-ish”, but now there’s more of the “run of the mill” kind, with the aforementioned “NOT SORRY” edits.

On the other hand, the sorry everybody site seemed to have a lot of pictures that had hand written notes that people took pics with.  I also found that the users of this site also seemed to exploit their children in the pics as well, at least more than the other site did.

The sorry everybody site also had messages from people around the world, apologizing as well, or acknowledging the sorrys and then “forgiving” us…

 

 

I’ll end with this:

 

anyways…

DO YOU HAVE FREE TIME?

Feel free to check out sorryeverybody and view all FOUR THOUSAND EIGHTEEN [and counting] PICTURES..

At the time I was viewing, there must have been at least 60 pictures that were added in that 5 hour time-frame.

and the WERENOTSORRY site has at least FIVE HUNDRED [500] pictures [and counting] as well.

 

boy, i sure wasted a hell a lot of time doing nothing today…

Hope ya’ll in xangaland did something more productive.. @_@

 

Anyways……

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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow.
LATERS GATORS!

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a LUNCH.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I end in “U-C-K.”
   
2. When I come, I deliver a BIG load.
   
3. You have to touch my stick to get me going.

anyways… haha

As always kiddios, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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OH MY FRUCKIN’ GAWD…

[AKA. OH NO! NOT AGAIN...]

Remember this? [crazy entry worth the read! ]

just in case, and if you’re too lazy to click the link, here’s a pic that I’m pretty sure will refresh all ya’ll memories…

 

well…

Anyways, so here’s the story:

My mom had washed a bunch of grapes like four or five days ago, and seeing that the weather didn’t seem too warm, we thought that it would be alright it we just left them outside, since we felt that it was cold enough.  So these grapes have been sitting in this container, washed, and just lounging around on the kitchen table…

now, fast forward to four or five days later:
Today.

I was itchin’ for a quick little snack before dinner.

“hum.. grapes.. yum…”

::grabs some and starts to eat em::

after the third handful, i was totally HORRIFIED.

at what, you may ask?

Yes, them grapes were going bad.

and yes, those arrows are CLEARLY pointing into the direction of some furry sheits that’s growing on em.

gross.

Note to self: inspect stuff carefully before eating.

 

Hey, at least I didn’t jump right into it like last time with the pudding.. @_@
err.. licking the lid that is.. =P

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MAD ABOUT THE ELECTIONS?

LET’S MOVE OVER TO THE..

UNITED STATES OF CANADA!

haha, clever little image diddily i found on the web..

 

anyways…
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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
LATERS GATORS!

 

while you do, I can’t say that I can agree with you…

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a DAM.  Here are the clues for today:

1. You usually do me at noon.
   
2. If you skip eating me, you have to make up for it later.
   
3. I can come in a box.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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PROCRASTINATION TACTICS =

THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST..

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Straight male seeks Bush

supporter for fair, physical fight – m4m

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Reply to: anon-47785163@craigslist.org Date: Wed Nov 03 19:11:50 2004 I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger. If you are one, have a fiery streek, please contact me so we can meet and physically fight. I would like to beat the shit out of you. it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Jaded Hag Seeks Ugly Bastard

for Breeding Feral Children – 31

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Reply to: anon-46499690@craigslist.org Date: Fri Oct 22 19:44:45 2004 Loathsome, bitter wretch seeking repulsive mate for creation of ugly brood of offspring. I’m not really looking for plain, unattractive mates, but more two-ply brown bag, can’t leave the house hideous (but virile!) to assist with conception of world’s most foul, deformed, dog-faced children. Disfigurements should be genetic as opposed to accidental. I have no outside interests or likes. I am hated, alone and thoroughly disliked. UB2. it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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WANTED: free ox

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Reply to: mpegan@gmail.com Date: Fri Oct 29 10:39:57 2004 Hello. I would like an ox. I need a pet to keep away burglars and to keep the neighborhood kids off my lawn. I figure an ox should do the trick. If anyone has an extra ox please let me know. Preferably one that looks like this. this is in or around 40th st and Indian School it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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anyways,

a real post tomororw
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Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
LATERS GATORS!

Current AIM Status: 
click HERE to IM me

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a JOGGER.  Here are the clues for today:

1. You stick me in your valley to help you stop the flow.
   
2. The flow through my hole can give you a real charge.
   
3. A cute beaver can get me up in no time.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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WHAT THE FRUCK?!?

While I was talking with my work supervisor earlier today, she reminded me of Veteran’s Day, which is to be observed on Thursday of this week…

Notanamgirl (5:12:44 PM): remember that thursday is a holiday!

coolguy885 (5:13:31 PM): this thursday?

Notanamgirl (5:13:36 PM): yes, veterans day

coolguy885 (5:13:49 PM): hehe, i totally forgot about it

coolguy885 (5:13:51 PM): THANKS! =]

Notanamgirl (5:14:03 PM): welcome!

Notanamgirl (5:14:10 PM): you know me…i know ALL of my holidays!

coolguy885 (5:14:26 PM): hehe

 

but appearantly, I DON’T GET IT OFF >_<

i checked the school website for the semester’s calender, and to my horror, SF State doesn’t have Veterans Day as a holiday.

The University of California, San Francisco.

 

City College of San Francisco

San Francisco State University.

Man, I feel gyped.
All of SFUSD gets Thursday off.

And San Francisco’s Graduate school UCSF gets it off on Thursday [and im assuming all the other campuses are getting it off too.] And SF’s Community College get’s it off on Friday.

man, I feel like the middle child, getting the short end of the deal.

But I better stop before I get a thrashing from my CCSF friends, bitching that I get a longer WINTER BREAK.

Hey, it ain’t my fault that I get close to six weeks off for winter break!

well, on the up side, as my supervisor had emphasized.. NO WORK! =P

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anyways…

Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
LATERS GATORS!