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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a LION TAMER.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. Trump has a long one.
    2. Most people are dressed when they come inside of me.
    3. After you're in me, you can watch TV.

    O_O
    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD


    AIYAH...


    I really had my heart set on cleaning my room today, or at least the computer table.  I'm getting some parts in on tuesday/wednesday, and I need to have my table nice and tidy.


    Unfortunately, being the true procrastinator that I am, I watched all of the 1st season of the Chappelle Show instead.  It was hella funny.  So I guess it was worth it, right? haha...


    Oh well, there's always tomorrow



    when going through the xanga to amazon.com route of linking what I was currently watching, I found something that was quite interesting...



    So im guessing the second season of the chappelle show will be out on the first day of 2010? @_@


    eh, only 5 more years of waiting.. hahaha..


     


    PEOPLE JUST DON'T LET YOU FORGET...


    ...DON'T THEY?  >____<


    So yeah, random visitors whomever you may be, I bet most of you reached this site because of my " bro's " comment of me grubbin on the rotten pudding. 


    and i bet you were curious, eh?


    So yeah, just to make ya'll feel at home, this is the pudding in question:



    jeebus.. it was just a one time incident. @_@



    okay, maybe two.  Here is something with grapes..




    If you want to read about the pudding, refer to THIS post.


    For fun with the furry grapes, refer to THIS post.


    hopefully, it'll be the last time I'll ever have to link to these posts, or even have to relive em.. >_<


     


    $755


    Just $755 in I-O-U's from three friends and then nobody will owe me anything =)


    If you think this is bad, at the beginning of today, four friends had owed me a total amount of $1033. 


    ouch. >_<


    I feel bad, I scrapped one of my friends of all his pocket money ($278) today.  Now he's a REAL starving college student =X


    hum... I wonder if I should charge interest on em... For some of them, it's almost been a year..


     


    WOWZER... @___@



    crazy.. the bird and the squirrel are both dead, and the bird still has the squirrell by the head. 


    Amazing... and somewhat disturbing... @_@


     


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    The answer to WEDNESDAY's "More Dirty Minds" was a TELESCOPE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I can whip a big pussy.
    2. I can stick my head in a pussy.
    3. I let people watch me in the act.


    Anyways... As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    OUCH.  @_@


    Ashlee: All Apologies


     

    By Charlie Amter

    Is it possible 78,000 football fans at Miami's Pro Player stadium simply didn't care for Ashlee Simpson (news)'s vocal stylings when she was rounded booed during the Orange Bowl (news - web sites) halftime show?



















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    Not according to the singer.



    Simpson again tried to spin--if not hoedown--her way out of a national embarrassment this week by telling MTV the many reasons why she believes she was the subject of a hugely negative reaction among the football faithful watching USC and Okalahoma during the Jan. 3 BCS Championship Game.



    The raven-haired popster, who blamed last year's Saturday Night Live lip-synching debacle on (a) her drummer and (b) a bad case of acid reflux, came up with a whole bunch of explanations for the booing this time out, and none had to do with her shrieking, voice-cracking performance.



    "There were no ear monitors when we went on stage," Jessica's little sis told MTV.com.



    "And trying to sing in a stadium where you can't hear yourself is kinda hard," the 21-year old added.



    In the end, though, she did manage to soldier through a live rendition of "La La," a tune off her debut disc Autobiography. But if a bad sound system is at fault for her closing boos, what explains the jeers at the start of her performance?



    "I was facing the Oklahoma Sooners [which had a bigger crowd on hand], and I was rooting for USC, and they played a clip of it, so maybe it was that those people didn't like me," she postulated.



    The singer even offered up a strange sort of apology. "Maybe they were booing at me, maybe they were booing at the halftime show because the whole thing sucked. If they didn't like the performance, and that's what it was about, then sorry to them."



    But apologies are simply not enough for some music fans, who recently started circulating an online petition demanding that Simpson quit her music career posthaste.



    "We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again," the Stop Ashlee Simpson petition reads. "She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic." So far, more than 14,000 people have endorsed the sentiment.



    Last year, an organization called H.O.P.E offered a Ashlee Simpson CD swap, in which former Simpson fans in New York could exchange their Simpson discs for a CD of what the group calls "one of higher entertainment quality."



    Simpson can only hope crowds for her upcoming tour will be more sympathetic--the jaunt kicks off Feb. 18 at Los Angeles' Universal Amphitheater.





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    excuses, excuses, excuses...


    While I don't hate her, i never cared too much for her to begin with.  I think that for her sake, she should just leave the scene before it gets any worse.


     


    I just checked PetitionOnline's website and found the Ashley Simpson Petition.  Here's the link (in case you want to join into the Ashley bashing )


    As of this writing, there are 31,491 signatures.


    JEEBUS. @_@


     


    I FORGOT IF I POSTED THIS


    BEFORE OR NOT BUT...


    If your GF says "don't let me eat ANYTHING this week..."






    Reply to: anon-51976073@craigslist.org
    Date: Sat Dec 11 08:23:13 2004


    ..do yourself a favor, go ahead and call her a liar
    and ignore her plea for assistance. Or get ready for
    Psycho Drama Hour when you take your valuable time to
    render requested aid.

    Last night my girlfriend came tearing into the room
    all jacked up and said "OH! MY! GOD! I! GAINED! THREE!! POUNDS!!!
    Don't let me eat ANYTHING for at least four days, okay?"

    "Sure baby, no prob." I said and went back to ESPN. Seemed silly
    to me because she is a professional model and waifer thin but whatever.
    I quit trying to find rational thinking in female behavior around age seven.

    So this morning she shows up on the couch with a small bowl
    of sliced peaches and fresh strawberries for breakfast, just
    to test me I guess. Almost annoyed me that she wasn't
    making a better effort but I'm a good guy so I didn't react.
    Other than to provide the help she asked for just a few hours before.

    "What's up Pizza Hut," I said "sleep good?"
    She stopped the fork in mid-lift, delicious peach slice dangling.
    Looking over at me with a (fake) confused look, she asks "Wha...what did you just say?"
    "I said, how did you sleep, my sweet tub of cookie dough?"
    She dropped the fork back into the bowl and even I was imnpressed with my skill.

    "Tub of cookie dough!??" she said, looking even more shocked, for effect
    I guess.
    "Look Krispy Kreme, will you pipe down until the Jetsons are over?"
    I mean seriously, I did my job so let me enjoy the crazy space antics of George and Co, in peace.

    But no.
    Now she stands up, facing me, mouth hanging open and eyes wide in
    mock horror. She stood staring at me like I had just dropped in from space too.
    What the hell I thought good-naturedly, I'll play it out.

    "That's nice Jumbotron," I said "but I won't need you until the game comes on this afternoon."

    Her eyes got huge, mouth open wide with a small squeak and then she turned and ran to the bedroom sobbing uncontrollably.

    Oh Jesus. What now, I wondered as I enjoyed the peaches and strawberries.
    But despite my curiosity I respected her privacy and left her alone to cry it out.

    Soon she stormed out of the bedroom with her overnight bag, heading for the door at top speed.
    She REALLY was over-playing it a bit but I relaized it was important to let
    her know I am committed to her happiness and would spare no effort to help her.

    "Hey Amtrak, would ya toss me the paper on your way out of the station?"
    I called out over my shoulder between bites. "Where you off to? Is there
    a cake sale at Sams Club?"

    "I HATE YOU!!!!" she shrieked and I laughed before
    replying "and I love both of you too, Ben & Jerry."

    It was getting hard to keep a straight face and I was starting
    to really enjoy this helpful side of me.

    But it turns out she was really pissed, she leaves, slamming the door
    on her way out. From the driveway I hear a distant "BASTARD!" which
    is when I began to suspect she had gone all sideways on me.

    Apparently she really believes I did something wrong here.
    I called her a few hours later after cartoons were over and she
    just kept hanging up after yelling juvenile, profane insults into the phone.
    Jesus - women, complete nut jobs just waiting to go off.
    And if you don't give them a reason, no problem. They'll happily make one up.

    Guess I'll have to microwave my own cheese dip and chips today.
    No big deal.

    At least it will be quiet.


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    lol, gotta love craigslist xD


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    The answer to SUNDAY's "More Dirty Minds" was a UNICORN.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I can see Uranus.
    2. I can help you to shoot a moon.
    3. You can only stick me out at night.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    THE DODGE COMPANY EXPOSED...


    i aint one to hate , but I felt the need to spread this to everybody that I knew.  And what better way to do that than here?



    lol, i never realized that.  But after seeing this picture, it all makes sense.... HAHA


     


     


    SEE... I'M NOT A NERD.


    only a loser.


    taken from Cheryl, a fellow Xangan.  THANKS!
    [though i never asked for permission in the first place.. @_@ ]


    I am nerdier than 65% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!


    I am 39% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


     


     


    I feel so dirty.
    After watching a movie today with my cuz Jon, we went downtown.
    We went into the Apple Store.


    ::GASPS::


    yes, i know.  I'm ashamed of what i did. 
    After heading over to Compusa, we went to SonyStyle.   We were in there MUCH longer than we were in at the apple store.


    So i guess my faithfulness to sony's still there, right? xD


    haha... anyways...


     


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    The answer to TUESDAY'S "More Dirty Minds" was a BAKER.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I'm a horny stallion.
    2. You can only fantasize about riding me.
    3. No one has ever seen me come.


    lol.. anyways...


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    I'm back from my 5 day hiatus...


    ...didya miss me?


    of course not =X


     


    Anyways...  It's time for...


    SHOW AND TELL


    I just wanted to show ya'll and tell ya'll that...


    MY JUNK IS 5 1/2 INCHES LONG.... @_@


    Here, take a look..


     


     


     


     



    lmao.. what the hell were some of you thinking?
    I can already see the smirks and (O_o) on your faces...


     


    So yeah, I've been recieving HELLA mail from credit card companies, mostly "pre-approved" and a few of those crappy azz ones with the $32 yearly fees and a $15 processing fee and what not.


    So I thought I'd have some fun and collect them, and see how many i get in a specific time frame.


    And experimenting i did do.


    Since August 14th, 2004 through December 31st, 2004 [4.5 months], I have recieved...


    SEVENTY SIX  credit card apps.


     



    In those 76 credit card applications, i got 26 fake cards [shown above].


    Man, it would be hella cool if i carried them around with me and pretended that I had that many cards, eh?


     


    Today is SUNDAY, JANUARY 9th, 2005.
    Since the beginning of the year, there have only been SIX postal delivery days.



    ..and I've already recieved SEVEN apps.


    JEEBUS.


     


    I'm hella paranoid.


    How am I going to dispose of the 76 apps that I have already?
    I don't think there are people that would snoop in our recycling or trash, but I don't feel safe dumping them all into the recycling or in the trash.  It'll just feel hella weird.


    Dayum my dad for giving me his paranoia.  As if I didn't have enough problems as it is already.. @_@
     


    anyways..


     


    WELL.. I CAN HONESTLY THAT...


    ...MY FRIENDS AREN'T THAT BAD... @_@


     


    Ah, Old Friends Are the Best Friends...



    LONDON (Reuters) - A British man was jailed on Friday for repeatedly stabbing a long lost best friend he had traced via the popular "Friends Reunited" Web site, and the victim says he still wants to be buddies.







     

    Brendan Walsh, 27, nearly killed Noel Duff when he stabbed him seven times in a drunken rage because he mistakenly believed his friend had attacked his sister, Karen, whom Duff had started dating.


    However, Walsh immediately became full of remorse, called an ambulance and Duff was rushed to a hospital where doctors said it was a miracle he had survived a stab wound to the heart.


    Walsh, who was sentenced to three years in jail by London's Old Bailey after pleading guilty to wounding with intent, had been a close friend with Duff at school and had met up with him again via the Web site, later introducing him to his sister.


    "The victim is no longer angry at you and the remarkable fact is that (he) even gave evidence on your behalf and said he would like to be friends with you again," Judge David Paget told Walsh, who was cleared of attempted murder.


    "Even the victim later remarked 'I can't believe a stupid fight came to this'."


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    wowzer.. @_@


     


     


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    In my foolish attempts to get my entry timestamped at 12:00AM, I had made the above post as a little "place holder" in which I was to edit a little later.
    Unfortunately, I had accidently left it as a "public" entry and not a "private" entry as it should have been.  My apoplogies, and thanks to Derek and Chris for catching my embarassing error.. @_@


    Anyways, enjoy the half assed entry below.. xD




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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was CAPTAIN AHAB [who the fcuk is that? @_@ ::shrugs:: ]  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I can put a bun in your oven.
    2. Until it rises, I can't finish the job.
    3. I want you to eat my hot loaf.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD




    LOL


    dayum, I wish I saw this before I made my new years resolution list.



    Seriously.  Why do people make new year resolutions anyways?  For the most part, they don't fall through with it.


    I heard something that the most used new year resolution is to "lose weight"


    The first few days/weeks or even month(s) go well. 


    and then you start to stray.


    And then you completely fall off the track to success.


    So what i guess I'm trying to say is...  either DON'T make resolutions, or at least make some that are somewhat reasonable.


    -=[FLASHBACK to January 2nd, 2004 ]=-


    NEW YEARS RES-O-LU-TIONS


    Pronounciation: ; noun.

    Definition:  The resolutions one makes for the new year that one intents to accomplish during the following year.  Unfortunately, most New Years resolutions are unaccomplished, thus carried over to the next year, where they are made yet again for the following year.


    With that said, what are MY New Years Resolutions?



    • Stop Procrastinating  (I can already hear the snickers from ya guys...)
    • Start Working Out (hey, it IS a possibility)
    • Trying harder in school (Okay, I should stop humoring myself like that.  Seriously though, I should do that, but we'll see what happens :-/ )
    • Cleaning/reorganizing my Dirty Azz Room (::sigh::)
    • Cutting down on caffeine (No God No!)
    • Forgiving and Forgetting
    • Writing more "meaningful" entries (haha, whatever that means..)

    Remind me to look back at this list next year, so I can laugh at all the things that I did NOT accomplish...


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    -=[ /End Flashback ]=-


    Looking at that list, I think I can seriously say that I only successfully completed one of em, which was cutting down on the caffeine.  I no longer need my fix of coffee in the morning to go though the day


     


    But then again, compared to last year, I think mines for this year is a LOT more reasonable, don't you think? xD


     


    LET'S ALL HALLUCINATE!


    Check THIS out.  It's pretty trippy xD


     


    yeah, not too much to say, so I guess i'll end here.
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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a JURY.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I dreamed of grabbing a big white Dick.
    2. I wouldn't settle for just a little Sperm.
    3. I didn't want to go down on him.

    @_@
    Anyways...


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD


    first and foremost....


    HAPPY NEW YEAR!


    hope ya'll didn't party too hard on New Year's Eve/Day.


    But if you did, it's alright, there was another day to recover until monday came around =P



    Friend     (10:51:04 PM)    : so u go to any parties?


    coolguy885 (10:51:45 PM): im eric... what do you think?


    Friend (10:51:57 PM): iono..most likely not?


    coolguy885 (10:52:01 PM): lmao


    Friend (10:52:01 PM): thought i'd ask anyways


     


    So.. what did I do to kick off the new year?


    As per requested by my friend "Homer", since I stayed home instead of going out to do something, I made a promise that I would sit around and watch "Baadasssss"


    And watch it I did =)


    it wasn't as bad as I had expected.  I kinda liked it.. @_@


    Sidenote:
    lol, I think talking to you on friday night was the highlight of my day.  Is that sad or what? @_@


    That was a very fun conversation though.  We should do it again sometime.


    But next time with MORE sarcasm and bitchin! xD


    It'll be FUN FUN FUN!


     


    A NEW YEAR...


    A NEW MONTH...


    A NEW PLAYLIST..


    So this is what's spinning on this site for this month:


    ·As One - Beautiful Love


    ·Babyface & Jon B. - Someone To Love


    ·BoA - Mega Step


    ·Bonnie Somerville - Winding Road


    ·Boyz II Men - Thank You


    ·Eugene - Windy


    ·Jay-Z & Linkin Park - Jigga What/Faint


    ·Jon B. & Tupac - Are You Still Down?


    ·Shyne - Speed


    ·T - Soul Flower


     


    If you like what you hear, downloads are available HERE.  Music sorted by month and year. All archived music should be of "CD quality", NOT the shit quality played here.


     


    HOPPIN' ONTO THE BANDWAGON...


    Cuz im a biter like that.. @_@

    My New Year Resolutions for 2005


    1. Eat Healthier
    2. Stop Procrastinating [easier said than done]
    3. Sleep more [er, start going to sleep before 2AM on a school night]
    4. SAVE MONEY [of my $6500 i made last year, i have less than $1000 to show for it.. @_@ ]
    5. Stop wasting money [on stupid shit.  try not to have buyer's remorse anymore.. >_<  ]
    6. Be more serious about my schoolwork [again, easier said than done.. =X  ]
    7. Be more serious in general.  [haha, thats too funny.. @_@ ]
    8. Clean my room before school starts [it's in dire need of a cleaning.. =X ]
    9. Rebuild my computer before school starts [I WANT MY MEDIA CENTER COMPUTER NOW =  ]
    10. Be more friendly..


    I know i make a bijillion resolutions, and i never seem to complete any of them, so I needed to add some stuff into it that I know I'll be able to do.


    Like #9


    but other than that... we'll see.. HAHA



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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a DRAWBRIDGE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. I can fit up to twelve members in my box.
    2. I can be hung.
    3. I can get you off.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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    eep. green grass jelly isn't even worth it. unless you're chinese. [/racism]

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    lol, what are you talking about shaun, that wasn't that racist.... xD










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    eeeeeeeeeeeew. grass jelly??!


    (ya thought i'd be saying eeew to the ass wiping image huh?...nope. not me..i LUV imagining ppl wiping their ass. its wonderful.:yes


    you're a lefty? it's less awkward to wipe your ass and use a mouse (hopefully not at the same time) with your left hand? so you ARE a lefty? or am i just confusing myself?


    asians...always thinkin they have some magic cure that no other culture in the universe figured out. damn them asians!


    Posted 12/31/2004 at 12:02 AM by asanluis1012 - delete - block user


    Allison, allison, allison...


    ::looks at last part of c0mment:: now THAT was racist.. @_@


    glad to know that you get a kick outta imagining people wiping your ass.. i never knew you were like that.. O_O


    haha...


    anyways...



    The very last entry of the year...


    and I have no freggin idea as to what to write about.. @_@


    so i won't write anything.


    I'm letting Time Magazine do the dirty work today.


    enjoy =]



     



     



     


     


    anyways.. hope ya'll have a FUN and SAFE NEW YEARS EVE .


     


    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


     


    signing out,
    -mr. dorko

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a SUBWAY.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. You've got to get off  before I can get it up.
    2. If you've got a short one, it doesn't make me move.
    3. For a big one, I have to open my crack.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING xD



    Warning:  Topic(s) in this particular entry might be a little too graphic for some.  >_<



    GUESS WHAT/WHO'S STUPIDER...


    Exhibit A:



    yes, that would be me. @_@
    and yes, that would be dust in my hair. @_@


     


    or


     


    Exhibit B:



    A can of unsuspecting green grass jelly.


     


    guess....


     


     


     


     


      you're probably correct....


     


     


     


     


     


    THE ANSWER...


     


     


     


     


    .....IS.....


     


     


     


     


     


    EXHIBIT...


     


     


     


     


    A


     


    xangans: 


     


     



    I effin cut myself while trying to open a can of green grass jelly.


    And it wasn't really while opening it either... @_@


    I had opened the lid, and i was stupidly trying to pour it out while walking to the dinner table.  In its can, it has the texture of thick jello.


    I was shaking it out of its can.


    A part of it plopped off.


    I tried to catch it, but in the process moved the lid too close to my left hand.


    slash slash


    @_@


     


    It doesn't look as bad as it did 6 hours ago, when i first cut it.  I don't know how deep it is, all i know is that it hurts like a beehotch and it was GUSHING blood for a few minutes until my mom applied some asian ointment on it.


    ouch. @_@


     


    one thing that i DID learn from this whole ordeal is that I'm more dependent on my left hand than I had originally thought.  


    I learned that it is NOT normal for a right-handed person to wipe their ass with their left hand. 
    I found that out after I tried using my right hand for once.


    Let's just say things didn't go too well.. >_<


    I ended up wrapping my left thumb with some TP and then doing my business.


    I was talking with my parents, and I don't remember how that conversation came along, but then I found out from them that it is NOT "right", since I'm right handed.


     


    What I can do with less awkwardness with my left vs. right:


    - wipe ass
    - Using a computer mouse
    - eating [depends on what] / drinking out of a cup
    - flipping pages of book/magazine


    yes, im weird.  O_O


    As my dad fondly said:
    "I told you, you're not our son.  You were probably switched at the hospital or something"


    @_@


    thanks dad. =X


     


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    The answer to MONDAY'S "More Dirty Minds" was a BANDAGE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. You come in my tunnel.
    2. You can ride me as long as you want.
    3. You get off at just the right time.

    O_o
    anyways...


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD


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    don't talk to that "friend" anymore. she sounds like a bitch. you go out and do somethin nice and send her tech challenged ass xp and what she do?? bitch to you about it...i say send that WHORE some anthrax or a bomb. that'll make her stop her bitchin.


    "beer....the problem and solution to all of life's problems.."


    Posted 12/28/2004 at 3:20 PM by asanluis1012 - delete - block user


    ouch.. that's kinda harsh, dontcha think? [esp. the whore part.. >_<  ]
    She seems like cool beans, and I have no reason to send any anthrax or bomb to her.. @_@
    but not having any access to anthrax or bombs kinda helps in not aiding for your destruction, eh?  xD


    ...unless...


    @_@


    kidding.
    anyways...


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    I finally replaced the stupid flooble chatterbox thingyamajigger.  It kept slowing down the site because of it's own shittiness.


    Now that I replaced it with another [hopefully more reliable] chatterbox, feel free to leave stupid messages and what not in there again. 


     


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    OMG...


    I'VE BEEN SET UP.. (@_@)


    So I got set up at work today...


    Being the nice person i am, when I was about to go downstairs to buy lunch today, I asked a few people in the office if they wanted anything.


    I was able to hook my supervisor up with a diet coke.  I went over to one of the nurses, and asked her if she wanted anything.


    she said no.


    I was very persistant.


    She too was very persistant.


    Then this conversation went down:


    Me: C'mon, I won't leave you alone until you let me get you something.


    Nicole: No, my ass is fat enough as it is.


    Me: No... it's not that fat...


    Supervisor: OMG, WHY ARE YOU STARING AT HER ASS ANYWAYS?


    Nicole: ::evil look::



    I was speechless.
    There was about 5 seconds of silence, with two pairs of eyes on me.


    Nicole: ::hits my forearm::  JUST KIDDING!



    Appearently, they had wanted to mess around with me for a while, and I had walked straight into that little trap of theirs..


    O_O


    Thinking back, it was quite funny.  But at the time, i was skurred shitless. They told me that I was glowing redder than I've ever been, even more so than that time at Burlington Coat Factory and Lingerie Section.


     


    DAYUM, IM PISSED...


    Waiting for grades SUCK.


    I've been done with finals for about a week and a half now, and i STILL havn't gotten all my grades yet.  I'm HELLA anxious, because the two remaining grades are from classes that I am pretty iffy on.  The thing that sucks is that the final that I took first (dec. 10th) I havn't gotten my grade in, but, the LAST final that I took (dec. 17) posted FIRST.  and that test had short answer/multiple choice and fill in. 


    Dayum professors for prolonging their student's misery.


    Dayum them all to hell..  ::shakes fist at professors who havn't posted grades::



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    The answer to FRIDAY'S "More Dirty Minds" was a SMUGGLER.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. When you're bleeding, I cover your gash.
    2. When you get me off, it hurts.
    3. I come in a can.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD




    before I begin...


    i have no idea what you guys are talking about.. there was no private post from me yesterday... @_@
    anyways...


     



    IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED...


    Yes, christmas has come and gone, and as you could tell, christmas is my favorite holiday.  I mean, when else did I take the time to change the colors of my layout to compliment a season or a holiday? @_@


    back to black.  nice and simple


    But i'll keep the holiday music up just for a few more days, until the new month, so i can put up a new playlist xD.
    anyways..


     


    AHHHHH... RAIN... =]


    After weeks of sun, we finally get our first rain of the season.
    and it was GREAT!
    It started on sunday night and it rained non-stop all through monday night until about 8pm, in which it stopped temporaily.


    Now it's just been sprinkling on and off.


    I the rain.  It's rhythemic beat helps me sleep.


     



    NOW THAT'S SOME GREAT PARENTING...



    By First Coast News Staff

    Houston, TX - A texas father is getting nationwide attention for doing something that sounds outrageous. He auctioned off his childrens' christmas presents on E-bay!

    But before you say "what a grinch," listen to the parents' side of the story.

    "This is basic parenting. If your children don't deserve something, they don't get it," says mom.

    The parents, who don't want the family to be identified, bought each of their three sons a Nintendo DS game system, one of the year's hottest christmas gifts.

    But when the boys' foul language and fighting went over the line, their parents decided they didn't deserve the toys.

    So on Christmas morning, the gifts weren't under the tree, they were on E-bay.

    "They had wanted those games you know, and we just told them, this is what you're not getting for Christmas this year," their mom said.

    The games sold for a winning bid of $5,300. The family is donating the money to their church which desperately needs a new heater.

    "What better way to teach the boys than to give back," said mom.

    Lesson learned? At least one of the boys is not holding any grudges against his parents.

    "They are not the grinch who stole Christmas," says the boy.

    The boys still got some presents like clothes and some other toys. And mom says, "they know we love them, and they love us."



    Created: 12/27/2004 6:12:05 PM
    Updated: 12/27/2004 6:13:08 PM
    Edited by  Kevin Ronningen, Producer
    © 2004 First Coast News. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, rewritten, or redistributed.


     


    GIRLS ARE EVIL... (>_<)


    now before i get an ear-full, check this out..


    CASE # 1:


    during the past few days, ive been getting some "bonding" done with my sister.  We watched countless hours of tv together and during the past few days we even watched all of season 7 and 8 of FRIENDS [YAY! A FRIENDS MARATHON... lol.. anyways..]
    and through all our movies and tv together, i kept her sugared and salted up HELLA with chocolate [truffles, hershey's bars, sees, etc.] and chips and ice cream and shit.  we had some real cool times.


    and then i ran out of sweets.


    let's just say she wasn't the nicest person today.  i swear, i think she was PMSin or something...


    "YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST LOOKING AT YOU ANNOYS ME.  GET THE #&$% OUT OF MY ROOM"



    geebus... all i did was go in and ask her a question...
    looks like it's a junk-food run for me tomorrow again.. @_@


     


    CASE #2:


    Trying to be a good friend, I sent a copy of Windows XP over to one of my buddies, because she was practically the only person I knew that was still on windows 98.  Well, she had gotten my package, and went about on installing it.


    Let's just say that things didn't turn out favorably..
     


    Friend: damnn you...youre the problem and solution to all of my life problems


    Friend: dOoOOoooood. shut up. youre not gonna help me and i f you do imma sign off


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    coolguy885 (8:16:21 PM): it's the brand of your soundcard, and if all goes well, it'll fix your probs


    coolguy885 (8:16:55 PM): sound ones, at least


    coolguy885 (8:17:12 PM): it aint no all-in-one micacle file or anything


    Friend: for your sake. dont make me wanna ride a grocery cart on top of your body....but THATS it.im signing off..
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    Friend: OMG. i will fukn run over there and slap you. shut the FUK up. i'll ride a shopping cart in the rain if i have to


     


    Eric: if it still doesnt fix your problems, then ill personally lie down on the floor and let you shopping cartize me


    Friend: good, that makes me feel better.


     


    @_@


     


    WHAT NICE FRIENDS I HAVE...


    oh yeah.. i forgot..


    </sarcasm>


    [end sarcasm, for those who don't understand html]


    yeah... that's all i want to say.


     


    anyways..
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    Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
    LATERS GATORS!