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  • like my new colors? :-p

     

    omg. i got PWNED. :(

    geez...you would think by now you'd change your passsword...:-p...

    what else has been changed???

    slurpin' out

    what's distant cousins by 2 marriages for, eh eric? :-p

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    The answer to the "More Dirty Minds" from HELLA LONG AGO was FANGS.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. You need rest after you've had a long one.
    2. I come every night at midnight.
    3. You have to ask your boss for permission to get me off.

    xD
    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING!

    A NEW PLAYLIST..


    Going back to my roots... Much <3 to ballads


    ...too late to proclaim this as a playlist for April, too early to proclaim this to be a playlist of May, so anyway...
    Here's what's spinning on this site for the rest of this month, and for all of May =D


    ·Crystal Kay - A Song For You


    ·Crystal Kay - Flowers


    ·Ctystal Kay - Lead Me To The End


    ·Crystal Kay - Tears


    ·Crystal Kay - Think of U


    ·Koda Kumi - 1000 Words


    ·Koda Kumi - Come Back


    ·Koda Kumi - Hands


    ·Koda Kumi - Kiseki


    ·Koda Kumi - Pearl Moon


     



    Koda Kumi


     


     


    Crystal Kay


     


    These are the two Japanese artists that are dominating most of the playtime on my MD player. 


    ... not that it's a bad thing  


    Anyway...


    If you like what you hear, downloads are available HERE.  Music sorted by month and year. All archived music should be of "CD quality", NOT the shit quality played here.



    Thoughts of the Day...


    UNCLE SAM ROBBED ME!!  >_<


    April 15th.  The dreaded deadline to either cut Uncle Sam a check for not giving out enough in taxes throughout the year, or for submitting to receive a refund for overpaying for taxes throughout the year.  Thankfully, I did mines online/over the phone, and did it two months ago, so I wasn't one of the uber-procrastinators outside waiting to get your IRS stuff postmarked by 11:59PM on Friday =D.


    However, I was one of them unlucky ones that had to give more to Uncle Sam =/
    - $39 to California's Franchise Tax Board
    - $65 to the Federal Government


    But then again, I have nothing to complain about... Through the entire year of 2004, for CA state, I only paid out $0.48 in state taxes.  So when you're supposed to round up to the nearest dollar, $0.48 ==> $0. 
    that looks pretty bad, doesn't it =/


    well, they got their money now, and I'm broke again =/



    It's official.. my bank hates me



    WHY CAN'T IT BE SUMMER ALREADY?!?


    Cuz life isn't that simple. =/
         Jeebus, another four weeks until finals, and then I'll be free til late August. HOT-DIG-A-DEE-DAMN!


    One of the primary reasons for me being dormant for a while, aside from some personal reasons that some of you may know about, has been because of school.  With all the work given to me by my professors, I couldn't get myself to write something here.  After reading 70+ pages almost nightly and doing a write up of sorts, who has the time to do creative writing? @_@
    [shuddup, I'm a slow reader >_< ]


    Anyway, I'm feeling less lazy now, so hopefully I'll be back for good =D


    Unless, I go away again until May 27th -_-
    haha


    anyway... we'll see  ;]



    NOW I REMEMBER WHY...


    ...I DISLIKE GOING TO...


     THE DOC'S OFFICE  @__@


         So, last time when I went to Kaiser, while trying to make an appointment to see my doctor, they said that I was too old to be seen by Pediatrics, so they bumped me into the adult services.  My mom had suggested me to get her doc as my primary physician, since she said that he was really nice and cool and such.  So, I did.  I had the option of getting an initial physical, and since I havn't had one in two years, I agreed to one.  Part of me wishes that I hadn't done so.. @_@
        All I went in for was a "check-up," and what I left with was like a complete diagnostic test... >_<


    - EKG
    - Chest X-Ray
    - 7 vials of blood totaling about ~44cc of blood
    - stool sample galore >_<
    - The standard "piss in cup" deedily
    - A 24 hour piss collection [For 24 hours, every time I had to take a piss, I'd have to do it in the provided container @_@ ]


    WHAT FUN! =D


    [note the sarcasm ]


    But I got to admit, he was very thorough.  He had studied my chart meticulously and found shit that I had back when I was in the 4th/5th grade, and drew blood samples to test for them, as well as everything else.


    I've ALWAYS hated Kaiser care.  But after such a nice experience with their adult service, it's actually not so bad.


    And I thought that the kid's experience was supposed to be good. @_@


    TMI, eh kiddies?


    anyway...
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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a SHEPARD.  Hear are the clues for today:



    1. I am a four letter word that starts with "F."
    2. Once I'm stuck in you, I eject a milky fluid.
    3. I grow in your mouth.

    @_@
    anyways...


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    RANDOM JIBBA JABBA....


    [a.k.a: "Insert your own wacky title here]


    I think i'm going senile:


                While sitting on the pot today after dinner [mMmMmMm... what a nice image, eh?   LMAO, anyways...] I was thinking about stuff, and then all of the sudden I was thinking about my anti-fungal pills.  I was concentrating on it for a great deal, and i couldn't remember if i had taken a dose while eating dinner.  I sat there, for the remainder of the ten minutes, just pondering about that.


    So you know what i did?


    After i did my dooodie, i went outside and poured all my pills into the table.  I paired em up and put em back into the bottle.


    It matched up.  So i guess i did take my pill today after dinner...


    ...though I have no recollection of ever doing so..


    ...aiyah.. @_@


     


    If I didn't have diabetes, i probably do now.. @_@


            Today was the last day of work for one of the temporary nurses.  Since she was leaving, we decided to throw her a good-bye party.  The catering was done by UCSF's cafeteria themself, and quite frankly, the food wasn't as bad as I had anticipated ! it was actually pretty good..
    But anyways, keeping to tradition, the head doctor bought a cake from his favorite restaurant, "I Love Chocolate".  It was a thick-azz moist chocolate cake with thick fudge frosting and even more chocolate on the top.  It costed a bundle, but then again, head doctors make bank, so it's all good.

    When i got into work, I had the catered food, and then my supervisor insisted that I have a piece of the cake, since the rest of faculty didn't have that much of it, since they were mostly older women who were "watching their weight" or were "on a diet".  My supervisor cuts me a 4in x 4in piece of the cake.  Dayum that sheit was heavy.  and THICK!  And even worse, no milk.  WTF?!?!
    And with my lunch i had a coke, so I was washing down the cake with coke.  what fun...


    .>___<


     


    You know what's sad...?


           I was sitting here at 10PM, with just the introductory paragraph of a essay done.  My minds non-functional anymore.  And rightly so; I havn't used it in about a month.  @_@
    The essay is about the importance of proofreading and rewriting.  The ironic part about it is that i have no intentions to rewrite it or proofread it a few times.  Once is enough.  period.


     


    OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT.. @_@


           On MWFs, I have back to back classes from 8:10AM to 12 noon.  From my 10o'clock to my 11o'clock class, i have to get from one end of campus to the other end of campus in 10 minutes or less.  For this reason, I speedwalk. 


    I DESPISE people that take their sweetazz time, as well as people that walk in groups and feel the need to block up a whole pathway.  By the time i got to Burk Hall, I was tired as a mofo and irritated by all the inconsiderate people that I had to pass up.


    By the time i got to the second floor, I was still walking hella fast to class, in order to get there on time.  there was this girl who was walking hella slow, kinda like as if she was just gliding to class.  I was walking behind her and she was going pretty slow.  So I decided that i would cut her off.  As I was passing her up, I kinda let out a sigh of irritation. 


    When I looked at her, i REALIZED THAT SHE WAS THE INSTRUCTOR OF MY CLASS. @___@


    whoops... >________<


    Since I got to the class a few steps before her, I opened the door and let her go in first.  As she went in, she let out a smile and a friendly "hi." I recipocated her friendly gesture.


    Hopefully she didn't fully comprehend the whole situation... =X


    dayum... i hate having teachers that look like they can be students... you can make a bad impression, and totally screw things up.


    aye.... what a day.  what a day...


     


    anyways...
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    The answer to LAST SUNDAY'S "More Dirty Minds" was a MOUTH.  Here are the clues for today:


    1. I do it with sheep.
    2. I use my staff for poking.
    3. My business is ram 'n ewe. [sidenote.. sound that aloud.. :-p ]

    anyways...
    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    A NEW MONTH...


    .... A NEW PLAYLIST..


    [and yes, i do realize it's 6 days late, but better late than never xD]


    Since this month contains our favorite </sarcasm> Hallmark holiday, the music selection that I chose for this month i think can be "felt" by everybody...


    For all the lovers, and the people in relationships, I've got the lovey dovey ballads.. =]
    And for all the people who are feeling much hatred towards their ex's, i got stuff for you too. xD


     


    anyways..so here's what's spinnin on this hurr site for this month.. xD


    The Ballads:



    • Aaliyah - One In A Million



    • As One - Loving You



    • Jon B. - Pretty Girl



    • Nu Flavor - 3 Little Words



    • Utada Hikaru - First Love


    And For the haters out there:



    • Backstreet Boys - Don't Want You Back



    • Eamon - I Don't Want You Back



    • Fly to the Sky - No More Games



    • Frankee - Fuck You Right Back



    • Willa Ford - Joke's On You

    If you like what you hear, downloads are available HERE.  Music sorted by month and year. All archived music should be of "CD quality", NOT the shit quality played here

    SUMMER BREAK COUNTDOWN:


    15 MORE WEEKS!


    ::sigh::


    dayum, that's a hella large number. =/


    and isn't that very sad.  One week into the new school semester, and I'm already concerning myself with when the semester is over.


    I'm not a rocket scientist (no shit, eh? @_@), but i reckon that's never a good sign, when you're counting down to summer so early in the semester.... =[


     


    I know at the beginning of the semester I always say that im going to get raped in the arse by my schedule/classes, but this time around, i SERIOUSLY believe this will be the case.  After failing my Business Calculus math in freshman year, I was off by three units, and wasn't considered a true "sophomore" until after this semester ended.  So, i was thinking that I would catch up by taking an extra class this semester.


    BUT...


    not only are all my classes either CORE CLASSES for my major, or GEs needed to be finished before junior year, but there is a lot of reading this semester...



    I bet for some of you out there in xangaland don't think that's a lot, but for a person who never really enjoyed reading "literature", this is a whole shitload... and it's just for one class.  I would show you my reading schedule for my english and asian american culture classes, but that's just way too many pages to scan to show... @_@


    I would skim or skip the readings, except... I can't


    I've got some classes that are in "study group" format, and we have to do activities pertaining to the readings and stuff... It's not like i can just sit there and absorb information from the professor ::shakes fist at college of humanities::.  Instead, it's group discussions and what not.  I don't know about you, but i would hate to be the idiot of the group who just sits there and has a dumb look on their face.. (not that mines doesnt do that naturally, but still.. xD )


    how nice.. 2nd year english [shitload of reading and writing], managerial accounting [@_@], and business statistics [i suck at math] all in the same semester... aye...
    please excuse me while i make an appointment to see a dr...


    humm..... maybe a doc like dr. kevorkian
    haha, kidding... i think.. @_@


     


    GHETTO AZZ BANKS... @_@


    The other day, I was just surfing the web, and I found a bank that really caught my attention...  Emigrant Direct [or "supposedly" it's a subsiderary of Emigrant Savings Bank in the NYC area], have savings accounts that are going at 3.0APY, that's being compounded daily.  I had asked a friend living in NYC to see if he had ever heard of that bank before, seeing that they claim to have been in business since 1850.  But to my dismay, he wasn't sure if he's ever heard of it or not..


    @_@


    But at the end, i jumped the gun, and i decided to enroll.  I mean, it shouldn't be too bad, seeing that it's FDIC insured... haha..


    you know how to confirm bank accounts, they deposit two small amounts into your account, for you to enter in to validate that you do own that account?
    well, most companies after they deposit it, they let you keep it.  But no, Emigrant TOOK IT BACK! @_@



    @_@


    oh well, i'm not going to complain..


    but i WILL complain about this:


    gotta love banks with their fees.. >_<


    I found out the hard way what happens when you don't have $2500 in your account and make two too many withdrawals in the course of one month...




    @_@


    how sad is that? they're penalizing you for being a broke mofo.  I had to review my account's info to find out that if you have less than $2500 in your account, you are only limited to 2 withdrawals within the month.  and i realized it wasn't "the statement ending" months, but actual calender months...=/



    moral of the story: 
    1. Read your account details before getting mad.
    2. Instead of withdrawing 4 times @ $20ish each time, you should do ONE large withdrawal.  That way, you'll get the same amount of money, and won't get slamed by them lovely fees that the banks love to charge.


    what novel ideas, eh?


     


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    The answer to THURSDAY'S "More Dirty Minds" was a BOUQUET.  Here are the clues for today:


    1. I'm stuck between your cheeks.
    2. Occasionally, unwanted noise comes out of me.
    3. After I get used, you have to wipe me.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD


    NoOoOoOoOoOo...



    starting school tomorrow.. im DOOMED i tell ya.. DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMED! >_<


    i bet most of you must be thinking.. "DAYUM IT, QUIT COMPLAINING, YOU HAD A WHOLE FREGGIN MONTH OFF FOR WINTER BREAK!!! "


    i know.. but still.  I don't think i've used my brain much during break, and it'll be one hell of a hard time to readjust.


    On saturday, i did a practice run, where i tried to wake up at 6:05AM.


    I failed.  Miserably.  @_@


    i didn't wake until 10AM.  My clock radio was blaring music for a good two hours, and i did not even wake from that. 


    jeebus.


    I did somewhat better today, but i woke up at 8, which would NOT be early enough even to do a mad dash to class.. =[


    oh well.. another stab tomorrow.. but it's not a practice run... @_@


    oh well.. =X



    OH... HOW NICE...


    I get this friendly little IM from my friend's sister...


    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:18 PM): did u buy the bio book
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:19 PM): if u did
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:21 PM): ima kick your ass
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:23 PM): fyi


    then..

    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:59 PM): buy from lee/janis or else.
    coolguy885 (8:36:41 PM): can i borrow, or do i have to buy?
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:36:45 PM): hmmmmm
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:36:47 PM): ive decided.
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:36:49 PM): we need money
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:36:51 PM): so BUYYYYYYYY
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:37:11 PM): we accept checks
    omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:37:13 PM): and CASH


    jeebus.. @_@
    I had already purchased a copy of the biology book, but since she claims that she'll kick my ass, i was forced into buying their copy of it.  I guess i'll just return my biology book back to state for a refund...


     



    WHEN GOOD IDEAS GO BAD...


    [aka.. MOMMA KNOWS BEST]



    dayum, it's still so muther-effin noticable.. =X



    mMmMmMmMmM... tasty...



    anyways...


     


    I was thinking of ways to conceal it.  The first [and only thought] that came to mind was to shave my head again.  My thinking was..
    "Since i have so much hair, the big patch of yellow stands out.  If i were to shave my head, there would be less black on the scalp, and it shouldn't be as noticable.."


    I asked my mom if i could do that, and she was pressuring me into not doing it.  She said that it would make it look even worse.
    being the stubborn person i am, i didn't listen, and decided that i'd do it myself.  It's not really that hard...



    shavey shavey.. xD


     



    um... no commenT.. >_<
    haha..



    dayum.. it's just as noticable.. =[


    When my mom came home, not only was she unhappy about it, but she started laughin at it.


    ouch.  a double-whammy.... @_@


    not cool at all.. not cool at all.. =X


     


    aye...
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    The answer to LAST FRIDAY's [jeebus.. have i really been away for that long? @_@ ] "More Dirty Minds" was a PRIVATE DETECTIVE.  Here are the clues for today


    1. If you're single, there's a chance you could catch it.
    2. The bride gives it up on her wedding night.
    3. Men sometimes give it to women.

    @_@
    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    im backkkkk...


    and the looney hospital thought that they could keep me locked up there like a caged animal..
    boy were they wrong.. @_@


    lesson learned: There are always trick exits at a mental asylum.  


     


    Xangans :


    haha, just kidding about the looney hospital...


    i think... @_@


     


    The Porn Tape on the Bus Goes Round and Round...


    ATHENS (Reuters) - A bus driver shuttling pupils to school in northern Greece shocked their parents when he put on a porn tape, officials said on Thursday.







     

    The incident on Tuesday in the town of Kilkis prompted dozens of complaints by parents who have asked the bus company to fire him.


    "The driver said 'kids we've got porn, do you want to watch it'," one of the pupils told reporters. "Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on the bus."


    The children were aged 12 to 15.


    The bus company will meet on Friday to decide what action to take against the driver, local government officials said.


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    CAN YOU IMAGING YOUR PARENTS...


    ...DOIN' IT? @_@


    MAYBE THIS WILL HELP...


     


    Secret Ingredient for Elderly Romance


    LONDON (Reuters) - A mystery chemical isolated from the sweat of young women seems to act as a romance booster for their older counterparts.







     

    When the researchers added the compound, Pheromone 10:13, to a perfume and gave it to older women, it made their partners more affectionate.


    "In diaries kept by the women for 6 weeks, 41 percent of pheromone users reported more petting, kissing and affection with partners," New Scientist magazine said Wednesday.


    Pheromones are airborne chemicals secreted from the body and recognized by their smell. Humans and animals emit pheromones.


    Joan Friebely of Harvard University and Susan Rako, a doctor from Newton, Massachusetts, studied the behavior of 44 post-menopausal women. Half were given a perfume with the compound while the remainder used a fragrance with a placebo or dummy chemical.


    Only 14 percent of women using the perfume with the placebo reported an increase in affection from their partners.


    Biologist Winnifred Cutler, the discoverer of the mystery pheromone, is keeping the identify of the compound a secret until patents have been granted to her organization, the Athena Institute for Women's Wellness Research in Chester Springs, Pennsylvania, according to the magazine.


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    mMmMmm.. tasty..


     


    anyways... a better update next time.
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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was THEATER.  Here are the clues for today:


    1. If I expose the bulge under my coat, you're in trouble.
    2. I'm a dick for hire.
    3. When you're having intercourse, I bug you.

    @_@
    anyways..


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    WHATTA RIP...


    I decided that i would try to clean my pigsty of a room a little today..


    One of the things i decided to do was round up all the text books that I had lying around and bring em back to sfstate to sell em back to the bookstore.  I COULD have sold em online, but i didn't want to go through all the hassle, plus the wait time to get your book sold.  I'd rather have instant gratification.


    But now im wondering if i made the right choice.



    On Sfsubookstore's website, it clearly states that you will get the current market value when you go try to sell your books when it's not book buyback, and you can get up to 50% when you sell em back during the buyback.


    I'm thinking... usually "current market value" is typically MORE than 50%, right?


    When I went, the cashier told me that I would only get 30%.  He told me that if i were to come back during book buyback [in 3 days], i could get up to 50%. 


    Bullshit.


    I've been to the buybacks before, and they still don't give you that much back. 


    but i decided I'd sell em all today, so i don't have to come back on monday to sell em again.



    about $300 worth of books when I went to buy them last semester and during the previous semester [spring 04 and fall 04].


    I got back...


     


     


    $58 DOLLARS!


    I'M EFFIN RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    </Ends Sarcasm>


     


    seriously.. i wonder if i would have come back in three days, how the outcome would have been different...


    oh well, too late now.. =


    i'll try that next time...


    or not.


     


    anyways...
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    -sidenote-
    sorry for the no music [though im pretty sure there are quite a few of you out there that would prefer not to hear anything.. xD ]
    i think my file hosting is down.  either that or they hate me and won't let me access my account =
    dayum effers... i actually PAID for hosting too!
    i guess if they're hatin' because i host music files then i guess i'll go back to my OG way of hosting on 5 different yahoo geocities free accts..

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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a PHONE BOOK.  Here are the clues for today:


    1. You can rent my box for a price.
    2. When you pay to come inside me, it's an event.
    3. You can see "Hair" inside of me.

    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    THE PERKS AND DOWNFALL OF...


    ...WORKING WITH DOCTORS


      One of the perks [or shall i say, the only perk] of working at a doctor's office is getting free medical advice.  About two weeks ago, after i had shaved my head, the nurses [all 4 of them] quickly picked up on a slight bald spot on my scalp.  All of them didn't communicate with each other about it, but they all had diagnosed it as Tinea Capitis, or better known as RINGWORM.


     Tinea Capitis or "ring worm of the scalp" refers to an itchy, scaly rash of the scalp. There are many causes of an itchy scalp; however, when it is caused by a fungus, the rash is known as tinea capitis. The fungus causing tinea capitis prefers hair follicles. This is why tinea capitis favors the scalp area. The affected hairs can harbor the fungus for a year or more. As these affected hairs are shed, other family members' scalps can become infected with the same fungus.



    yum... @____@


     thank goodness that I only have one small patch.



    sidenote:  Ringworm is "common" in pre-schoolers and in kids up to the age of 10.
    so some of you might be wondering how the hell this nine-TEEN year old got into contact with this. 
    I HAVE NO FREGGIN IDEA..   >__<


     


    Anyways, back to my story...


    they were more than willing to write up a prescription for me, and to do bloodwork to check my liver levels, but my insurance doesn't work for care at UCSF, so the only thing they could do was tell me to go to my primary care.


    So i called up Kaiser, and made my appointment.  Got my pills and am takin em.


    so i guess you can say that i'm a pill poppa for the next 8 weeks


    The nurses that I work with were completely flabbergasted that my doctor gave me the pills without even checking my liver enzyme levels.


    "That's standard patient care!" they shrieked.


    It's now been two weeks. 


    The nurses are still buggin me about that bloodtest. They're even telling me i should call up Kaiser and lie to them, saying i feel my skin turning yellow, me feeling like shit, having bad headaches, etc..  in order to have them check.


    I really want to lie to them and say that i did get them done, but knowing them they'll have no qualms calling up the kaiser labs and have em fax it to them.  And they're more than qualified to interpret them.. i mean.. they are GI/Liver doctors and nurses... 


    jeebus @_@


    I hate seeing my own blood and i hate needles jabbin into me even more.  My doctor didn't request for a bloodtest, so why should i beg for one? @_@


    Should I just get the damn labs done, to get them off my back?


    WHAT THE FARK?!? @_@


    Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll


    MILAN (Reuters) - He shouldn't be hard to spot.


    Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.


    The clerk at the "Night Shop" speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros ($78).


    "There was just a little cash," the clerk, who declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone.


    "Then he took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman," he said.




    LMAO..


    anyways....


     


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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a SPIDER.  Here are the clues for today:


    1. When I come, I can be white or yellow.
    2. You can find the Grand Canyon under my G-spot.
    3. I can help you find your Johnson.


    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    THANKS... @_@


    I'm a self-proclaimed Electronics Whore. 


    I know that.


    and so do my friends.


    The other day, my friend decided that it was his civil duty to show this little comic to me.  He claims he didn't send it to mock me, but ::shrugs::


    It incorporates two of my loves -  technology, and Sony.





    * RANDOM THOUGHT *
    while taking a leak at the urinal today I was thinking about how cool it would be to have a urinal at your house.  Can people actually install them in their homes? 


    It'd be hella cool...no more having to deal with the whole toilet seat down/up dilemma..lol


    anyways....


     


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    The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" was a LIMOUSINE.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. If you see me in bed, you whack me off.
    2. The bigger I am, the more you scream.
    3. Seeing what's between my hairy legs can make your skin crawl.

    @_@ >_<
    ::clears throat::
    anyways... As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

    WHAT THE HELL? (@_@)



    This was what I saw when I tried logging into Xanga around 7o'clock PST. 


    What kind of lame excuse is it to blame xanga's infrastructure going down on "the surge of holiday traffic".  @_@


    We went through many "holidays" without that ever happening.  I betcha they screwed up and they used that as their scapegoat.


     


     


    DAYUM.. I'D HATE TO BE THAT COUPLE.. =X


    Woman Pregnant with Wrong Sperm Gives Birth


    BOSTON (Reuters) - A Connecticut woman who was artificially inseminated with the wrong sperm gave birth to a healthy baby boy, her attorney said on Wednesday.







     

    Laura Howard last year sued an infertility clinic in Bridgeport, Connecticut, after her doctor informed her that she had mistakenly been injected with sperm from a man who is not her fiance, lawyer Bruce Jacobs said.


    Howard, a 40-year-old nurse, gave birth on Tuesday to a 6-pound, 1-ounce baby boy, and DNA tests are under way to confirm the child's paternity, Jacobs said.


    "While she's thrilled to have this baby, this error has made her life much more complicated in terms of her relationship with her fiance," he told Reuters.


    A lawyer for the infertility clinic was not immediately available for comment.


     


     


    HARDEE HAR HAR...


    Tomorrow marks the day where CCSF students will return back to school for their spring 2005 term.


    A big Nelson Muntz "HAW! ... HAW!" to the following people:


    - Allison
    - Shawn
    - Courtney
    - Anthony
    - Yolanda
    - Jackie
    - Jessie
    - Stephanie


    and to everybody else that I forgot to mention and/or who don't have xangas..


    hope ya'll have a great first day =P


    don't hate us SFState people for starting on January 31st.  We don't make the rules, we just follow them ;]



    anyways...
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