September 9, 2005

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    The answer to the “More Dirty Minds” from HELLA LONG AGO was NAVY.  Here are the clues for today:



    1. When I have 69, it counts.
    2. When you’re on me, you’re playing a round.
    3. I let you know when your period is over.

    xD
    As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING!




    I really need to stop procrastinating…


     


    BUT IN THE MEANTIME…


     


    SEX KILLS! @_@






    Reply to: anon-89995887@craigslist.org
    Date: Tue Aug 09 13:41:59 2005


    So there I am, waiting for the bus as usual… I’m at the Bart station, of course. Pigeon central. I’m bored, as I forgot to bring anything to read, and am entertaining myself by watching the pigeons. The male ones are hooting and cooing at this one females, fluffing their feathers and dragging their tails in that fan-thing they do. One male is particularly focused on a rather clean looking female (she has all her toes, oo la la!), and is so focused in fact that he can’t pay attention to anything else. She must have been hot in pigeon terms, but I’m no judge of pigeon hotness (if I were, um… ew). So he’s cooing and hooting and dragging and then all of a sudden… the 91 rolls by.

    Right over the horny male pigeon. Ahh well. I suppose it’s natural selection at work… poor guy, his brain was frozen by hormones. Oh and as for the girl pigeon? She got hooted and cooed at by a bunch of other males, so I’m sure she’ll move on.



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    Anyway..
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    Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
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Comments (12)

  • Was that female pigeon perhaps a prostitute pigeon?.. :laugh:

    Ah, roadkill!..

  • i’ve seen a pigeon banging another one and then switch positions. o_O

  • pigeons.. haha. they do such crazy things XD

  • poor horny pigeon. i think that happens to a lot of horny males. sad, indeed. haha..

  • yo, thats my dinner right there!…well, pancaked version.

  • lol yes i do like it. i think the dirty minds is some kind of card game…

  • ive seen a bettle fucking another bettle for 2 days straight. horny bug-ers

  • he was blinded by love @_@

  • WAZZ UP????:p     :lookaround::lookaround::lookaround: Quote of the day: “Love is patient and kind; it is not jealous or conceited or prowed; love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; love does not keep a record of wrongs; love is not happy with evil, never gives up; and its faith, hope and patience never fail.” — guess who said it.:giggle:

    Funny Pigieon, ha ha

  • you know you gotta
    stop procrastinating
    so you better do just that!

    and very observative about the pigeons.
    city pigeons are crazy though.
    so he probably deserved it =X

  • Oooh, that’s terrible and hilarious all at the same time.  It was funny when I lived on O’Farrell St next to the Hilton and this sign that said ‘Springtime Massage’.  It must’ve been a hot place for pigeons to be, too because that sign used to see some pigeon action.:shysmile:

  • ouch. what a way to live. XD
    you think he’s about to get some action but fate
    has it he dies in thinking that. XD

    i kinda lied about the details…XD
    too lazy to actually explain everything

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