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The answer to THURSDAY’S “More Dirty Minds” was a BOUQUET.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I’m stuck between your cheeks.
   
2. Occasionally, unwanted noise comes out of me.
   
3. After I get used, you have to wipe me.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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NoOoOoOoOoOo…

starting school tomorrow.. im DOOMED i tell ya.. DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMED! >_<

i bet most of you must be thinking.. “DAYUM IT, QUIT COMPLAINING, YOU HAD A WHOLE FREGGIN MONTH OFF FOR WINTER BREAK!!! “

i know.. but still.  I don’t think i’ve used my brain much during break, and it’ll be one hell of a hard time to readjust.

On saturday, i did a practice run, where i tried to wake up at 6:05AM.

I failed.  Miserably.  @_@

i didn’t wake until 10AM.  My clock radio was blaring music for a good two hours, and i did not even wake from that. 

jeebus.

I did somewhat better today, but i woke up at 8, which would NOT be early enough even to do a mad dash to class.. =[

oh well.. another stab tomorrow.. but it's not a practice run... @_@

oh well.. =X

OH... HOW NICE...

I get this friendly little IM from my friend's sister...

omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:18 PM): did u buy the bio book
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:19 PM): if u did
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:21 PM): ima kick your ass
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:23 PM): fyi

then..

omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:35:59 PM): buy from lee/janis or else.
coolguy885 (8:36:41 PM): can i borrow, or do i have to buy?
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:36:45 PM): hmmmmm
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:36:47 PM): ive decided.
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:36:49 PM): we need money
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:36:51 PM): so BUYYYYYYYY
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:37:11 PM): we accept checks
omFg dudeeeeeeee (8:37:13 PM): and CASH

jeebus.. @_@
I had already purchased a copy of the biology book, but since she claims that she'll kick my ass, i was forced into buying their copy of it.  I guess i'll just return my biology book back to state for a refund...

 

WHEN GOOD IDEAS GO BAD...

[aka.. MOMMA KNOWS BEST]

dayum, it’s still so muther-effin noticable.. =X

mMmMmMmMmM… tasty…

anyways…

 

I was thinking of ways to conceal it.  The first [and only thought] that came to mind was to shave my head again.  My thinking was..
“Since i have so much hair, the big patch of yellow stands out.  If i were to shave my head, there would be less black on the scalp, and it shouldn’t be as noticable..”

I asked my mom if i could do that, and she was pressuring me into not doing it.  She said that it would make it look even worse.
being the stubborn person i am, i didn’t listen, and decided that i’d do it myself.  It’s not really that hard…

shavey shavey.. xD

 

um… no commenT.. >_<
haha..

dayum.. it’s just as noticable.. =[

When my mom came home, not only was she unhappy about it, but she started laughin at it.

ouch.  a double-whammy…. @_@

not cool at all.. not cool at all.. =X

 

aye…
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The answer to LAST FRIDAY’s [jeebus.. have i really been away for that long? @_@ ] “More Dirty Minds” was a PRIVATE DETECTIVE.  Here are the clues for today

1. If you’re single, there’s a chance you could catch it.
   
2. The bride gives it up on her wedding night.
   
3. Men sometimes give it to women.

@_@
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im backkkkk…

and the looney hospital thought that they could keep me locked up there like a caged animal..
boy were they wrong.. @_@

lesson learned: There are always trick exits at a mental asylum.  

 

Xangans :

haha, just kidding about the looney hospital…

i think… @_@

 

ATHENS (Reuters) – A bus driver shuttling pupils to school in northern Greece shocked their parents when he put on a porn tape, officials said on Thursday.

The incident on Tuesday in the town of Kilkis prompted dozens of complaints by parents who have asked the bus company to fire him.

“The driver said ‘kids we’ve got porn, do you want to watch it’,” one of the pupils told reporters. “Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on the bus.”

The children were aged 12 to 15.

The bus company will meet on Friday to decide what action to take against the driver, local government officials said.

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CAN YOU IMAGING YOUR PARENTS…

…DOIN’ IT? @_@

MAYBE THIS WILL HELP…

 

LONDON (Reuters) – A mystery chemical isolated from the sweat of young women seems to act as a romance booster for their older counterparts.

When the researchers added the compound, Pheromone 10:13, to a perfume and gave it to older women, it made their partners more affectionate.

“In diaries kept by the women for 6 weeks, 41 percent of pheromone users reported more petting, kissing and affection with partners,” New Scientist magazine said Wednesday.

Pheromones are airborne chemicals secreted from the body and recognized by their smell. Humans and animals emit pheromones.

Joan Friebely of Harvard University and Susan Rako, a doctor from Newton, Massachusetts, studied the behavior of 44 post-menopausal women. Half were given a perfume with the compound while the remainder used a fragrance with a placebo or dummy chemical.

Only 14 percent of women using the perfume with the placebo reported an increase in affection from their partners.

Biologist Winnifred Cutler, the discoverer of the mystery pheromone, is keeping the identify of the compound a secret until patents have been granted to her organization, the Athena Institute for Women’s Wellness Research in Chester Springs, Pennsylvania, according to the magazine.

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mMmMmm.. tasty..

 

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was THEATER.  Here are the clues for today:

1. If I expose the bulge under my coat, you’re in trouble.
   
2. I’m a dick for hire.
   
3. When you’re having intercourse, I bug you.

@_@
anyways..

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WHATTA RIP…

I decided that i would try to clean my pigsty of a room a little today..

One of the things i decided to do was round up all the text books that I had lying around and bring em back to sfstate to sell em back to the bookstore.  I COULD have sold em online, but i didn’t want to go through all the hassle, plus the wait time to get your book sold.  I’d rather have instant gratification.

But now im wondering if i made the right choice.

On Sfsubookstore’s website, it clearly states that you will get the current market value when you go try to sell your books when it’s not book buyback, and you can get up to 50% when you sell em back during the buyback.

I’m thinking… usually “current market value” is typically MORE than 50%, right?

When I went, the cashier told me that I would only get 30%.  He told me that if i were to come back during book buyback [in 3 days], i could get up to 50%. 

Bullshit.

I’ve been to the buybacks before, and they still don’t give you that much back. 

but i decided I’d sell em all today, so i don’t have to come back on monday to sell em again.

about $300 worth of books when I went to buy them last semester and during the previous semester [spring 04 and fall 04].

I got back…

 

 

$58 DOLLARS!

I’M EFFIN RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

</Ends Sarcasm>

 

seriously.. i wonder if i would have come back in three days, how the outcome would have been different…

oh well, too late now.. =

i’ll try that next time…

or not.

 

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-sidenote-
sorry for the no music [though im pretty sure there are quite a few of you out there that would prefer not to hear anything.. xD ]
i think my file hosting is down.  either that or they hate me and won’t let me access my account =
dayum effers… i actually PAID for hosting too!
i guess if they’re hatin’ because i host music files then i guess i’ll go back to my OG way of hosting on 5 different yahoo geocities free accts..

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a PHONE BOOK.  Here are the clues for today:

1. You can rent my box for a price.
   
2. When you pay to come inside me, it’s an event.
   
3. You can see “Hair” inside of me.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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THE PERKS AND DOWNFALL OF…

…WORKING WITH DOCTORS

  One of the perks [or shall i say, the only perk] of working at a doctor’s office is getting free medical advice.  About two weeks ago, after i had shaved my head, the nurses [all 4 of them] quickly picked up on a slight bald spot on my scalp.  All of them didn’t communicate with each other about it, but they all had diagnosed it as Tinea Capitis, or better known as RINGWORM.

 Tinea Capitis or “ring worm of the scalp” refers to an itchy, scaly rash of the scalp. There are many causes of an itchy scalp; however, when it is caused by a fungus, the rash is known as tinea capitis. The fungus causing tinea capitis prefers hair follicles. This is why tinea capitis favors the scalp area. The affected hairs can harbor the fungus for a year or more. As these affected hairs are shed, other family members’ scalps can become infected with the same fungus.

yum… @____@

 thank goodness that I only have one small patch.

sidenote:  Ringworm is “common” in pre-schoolers and in kids up to the age of 10.
so some of you might be wondering how the hell this nine-TEEN year old got into contact with this. 
I HAVE NO FREGGIN IDEA..   >__<

 

Anyways, back to my story…

they were more than willing to write up a prescription for me, and to do bloodwork to check my liver levels, but my insurance doesn’t work for care at UCSF, so the only thing they could do was tell me to go to my primary care.

So i called up Kaiser, and made my appointment.  Got my pills and am takin em.

so i guess you can say that i’m a pill poppa for the next 8 weeks

The nurses that I work with were completely flabbergasted that my doctor gave me the pills without even checking my liver enzyme levels.

“That’s standard patient care!” they shrieked.

It’s now been two weeks. 

The nurses are still buggin me about that bloodtest. They’re even telling me i should call up Kaiser and lie to them, saying i feel my skin turning yellow, me feeling like shit, having bad headaches, etc..  in order to have them check.

I really want to lie to them and say that i did get them done, but knowing them they’ll have no qualms calling up the kaiser labs and have em fax it to them.  And they’re more than qualified to interpret them.. i mean.. they are GI/Liver doctors and nurses… 

jeebus @_@

I hate seeing my own blood and i hate needles jabbin into me even more.  My doctor didn’t request for a bloodtest, so why should i beg for one? @_@

Should I just get the damn labs done, to get them off my back?

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WHAT THE FARK?!? @_@

MILAN (Reuters) – He shouldn’t be hard to spot.

Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.

The clerk at the “Night Shop” speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros ($78).

“There was just a little cash,” the clerk, who declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone.

“Then he took some stuff … an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman,” he said.

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LMAO..

anyways….

 

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a SPIDER.  Here are the clues for today:

1. When I come, I can be white or yellow.
   
2. You can find the Grand Canyon under my G-spot.
   
3. I can help you find your Johnson.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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THANKS… @_@

I’m a self-proclaimed Electronics Whore. 

I know that.

and so do my friends.

The other day, my friend decided that it was his civil duty to show this little comic to me.  He claims he didn’t send it to mock me, but ::shrugs::

It incorporates two of my loves –  technology, and Sony.

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* RANDOM THOUGHT *
while taking a leak at the urinal today I was thinking about how cool it would be to have a urinal at your house.  Can people actually install them in their homes? 

It’d be hella cool…no more having to deal with the whole toilet seat down/up dilemma..lol

anyways….

 

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a LIMOUSINE.  Here are the clues for today:

1. If you see me in bed, you whack me off.
   
2. The bigger I am, the more you scream.
   
3. Seeing what’s between my hairy legs can make your skin crawl.

@_@ >_<
::clears throat::
anyways… As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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WHAT THE HELL? (@_@)

This was what I saw when I tried logging into Xanga around 7o’clock PST. 

What kind of lame excuse is it to blame xanga’s infrastructure going down on “the surge of holiday traffic”.  @_@

We went through many “holidays” without that ever happening.  I betcha they screwed up and they used that as their scapegoat.

 

 

DAYUM.. I’D HATE TO BE THAT COUPLE.. =X

BOSTON (Reuters) – A Connecticut woman who was artificially inseminated with the wrong sperm gave birth to a healthy baby boy, her attorney said on Wednesday.

Laura Howard last year sued an infertility clinic in Bridgeport, Connecticut, after her doctor informed her that she had mistakenly been injected with sperm from a man who is not her fiance, lawyer Bruce Jacobs said.

Howard, a 40-year-old nurse, gave birth on Tuesday to a 6-pound, 1-ounce baby boy, and DNA tests are under way to confirm the child’s paternity, Jacobs said.

“While she’s thrilled to have this baby, this error has made her life much more complicated in terms of her relationship with her fiance,” he told Reuters.

A lawyer for the infertility clinic was not immediately available for comment.

 

 

HARDEE HAR HAR…

Tomorrow marks the day where CCSF students will return back to school for their spring 2005 term.

A big Nelson Muntz “HAW! … HAW!” to the following people:

- Allison
- Shawn
- Courtney
- Anthony
- Yolanda
- Jackie
- Jessie
- Stephanie

and to everybody else that I forgot to mention and/or who don’t have xangas..

hope ya’ll have a great first day =P

don’t hate us SFState people for starting on January 31st.  We don’t make the rules, we just follow them ;]

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The answer to yesterday’s “More Dirty Minds” was a LION TAMER.  Here are the clues for today:

1. Trump has a long one.
   
2. Most people are dressed when they come inside of me.
   
3. After you’re in me, you can watch TV.

O_O
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AIYAH…

I really had my heart set on cleaning my room today, or at least the computer table.  I’m getting some parts in on tuesday/wednesday, and I need to have my table nice and tidy.

Unfortunately, being the true procrastinator that I am, I watched all of the 1st season of the Chappelle Show instead.  It was hella funny.  So I guess it was worth it, right? haha…

Oh well, there’s always tomorrow

when going through the xanga to amazon.com route of linking what I was currently watching, I found something that was quite interesting…

So im guessing the second season of the chappelle show will be out on the first day of 2010? @_@

eh, only 5 more years of waiting.. hahaha..

 

PEOPLE JUST DON’T LET YOU FORGET…

…DON’T THEY?  >____<

So yeah, random visitors whomever you may be, I bet most of you reached this site because of my ” bro‘s ” comment of me grubbin on the rotten pudding. 

and i bet you were curious, eh?

So yeah, just to make ya’ll feel at home, this is the pudding in question:

jeebus.. it was just a one time incident. @_@

okay, maybe two.  Here is something with grapes..

If you want to read about the pudding, refer to THIS post.

For fun with the furry grapes, refer to THIS post.

hopefully, it’ll be the last time I’ll ever have to link to these posts, or even have to relive em.. >_<

 

$755

Just $755 in I-O-U’s from three friends and then nobody will owe me anything =)

If you think this is bad, at the beginning of today, four friends had owed me a total amount of $1033. 

ouch. >_<

I feel bad, I scrapped one of my friends of all his pocket money ($278) today.  Now he’s a REAL starving college student =X

hum… I wonder if I should charge interest on em… For some of them, it’s almost been a year..

 

WOWZER… @___@

crazy.. the bird and the squirrel are both dead, and the bird still has the squirrell by the head. 

Amazing… and somewhat disturbing… @_@

 

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The answer to WEDNESDAY’s “More Dirty Minds” was a TELESCOPE.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I can whip a big pussy.
   
2. I can stick my head in a pussy.
   
3. I let people watch me in the act.

Anyways… As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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OUCH.  @_@

Ashlee: All Apologies

 

By Charlie Amter

Is it possible 78,000 football fans at Miami’s Pro Player stadium simply didn’t care for Ashlee Simpson (news)’s vocal stylings when she was rounded booed during the Orange Bowl (news – web sites) halftime show?

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Not according to the singer.

Simpson again tried to spin–if not hoedown–her way out of a national embarrassment this week by telling MTV the many reasons why she believes she was the subject of a hugely negative reaction among the football faithful watching USC and Okalahoma during the Jan. 3 BCS Championship Game.

The raven-haired popster, who blamed last year’s Saturday Night Live lip-synching debacle on (a) her drummer and (b) a bad case of acid reflux, came up with a whole bunch of explanations for the booing this time out, and none had to do with her shrieking, voice-cracking performance.

“There were no ear monitors when we went on stage,” Jessica’s little sis told MTV.com.

“And trying to sing in a stadium where you can’t hear yourself is kinda hard,” the 21-year old added.

In the end, though, she did manage to soldier through a live rendition of “La La,” a tune off her debut disc Autobiography. But if a bad sound system is at fault for her closing boos, what explains the jeers at the start of her performance?

“I was facing the Oklahoma Sooners [which had a bigger crowd on hand], and I was rooting for USC, and they played a clip of it, so maybe it was that those people didn’t like me,” she postulated.

The singer even offered up a strange sort of apology. “Maybe they were booing at me, maybe they were booing at the halftime show because the whole thing sucked. If they didn’t like the performance, and that’s what it was about, then sorry to them.”

But apologies are simply not enough for some music fans, who recently started circulating an online petition demanding that Simpson quit her music career posthaste.

“We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson’s horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again,” the Stop Ashlee Simpson petition reads. “She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.” So far, more than 14,000 people have endorsed the sentiment.

Last year, an organization called H.O.P.E offered a Ashlee Simpson CD swap, in which former Simpson fans in New York could exchange their Simpson discs for a CD of what the group calls “one of higher entertainment quality.”

Simpson can only hope crowds for her upcoming tour will be more sympathetic–the jaunt kicks off Feb. 18 at Los Angeles’ Universal Amphitheater.

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excuses, excuses, excuses…

While I don’t hate her, i never cared too much for her to begin with.  I think that for her sake, she should just leave the scene before it gets any worse.

 

I just checked PetitionOnline‘s website and found the Ashley Simpson Petition.  Here’s the link (in case you want to join into the Ashley bashing )

As of this writing, there are 31,491 signatures.

JEEBUS. @_@

 

I FORGOT IF I POSTED THIS

BEFORE OR NOT BUT…

If your GF says “don’t let me eat ANYTHING this week…”

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Reply to: anon-51976073@craigslist.org Date: Sat Dec 11 08:23:13 2004 ..do yourself a favor, go ahead and call her a liar and ignore her plea for assistance. Or get ready for Psycho Drama Hour when you take your valuable time to render requested aid. Last night my girlfriend came tearing into the room all jacked up and said “OH! MY! GOD! I! GAINED! THREE!! POUNDS!!! Don’t let me eat ANYTHING for at least four days, okay?” “Sure baby, no prob.” I said and went back to ESPN. Seemed silly to me because she is a professional model and waifer thin but whatever. I quit trying to find rational thinking in female behavior around age seven. So this morning she shows up on the couch with a small bowl of sliced peaches and fresh strawberries for breakfast, just to test me I guess. Almost annoyed me that she wasn’t making a better effort but I’m a good guy so I didn’t react. Other than to provide the help she asked for just a few hours before. “What’s up Pizza Hut,” I said “sleep good?” She stopped the fork in mid-lift, delicious peach slice dangling. Looking over at me with a (fake) confused look, she asks “Wha…what did you just say?” “I said, how did you sleep, my sweet tub of cookie dough?” She dropped the fork back into the bowl and even I was imnpressed with my skill. “Tub of cookie dough!??” she said, looking even more shocked, for effect I guess. “Look Krispy Kreme, will you pipe down until the Jetsons are over?” I mean seriously, I did my job so let me enjoy the crazy space antics of George and Co, in peace. But no. Now she stands up, facing me, mouth hanging open and eyes wide in mock horror. She stood staring at me like I had just dropped in from space too. What the hell I thought good-naturedly, I’ll play it out. “That’s nice Jumbotron,” I said “but I won’t need you until the game comes on this afternoon.” Her eyes got huge, mouth open wide with a small squeak and then she turned and ran to the bedroom sobbing uncontrollably. Oh Jesus. What now, I wondered as I enjoyed the peaches and strawberries. But despite my curiosity I respected her privacy and left her alone to cry it out. Soon she stormed out of the bedroom with her overnight bag, heading for the door at top speed. She REALLY was over-playing it a bit but I relaized it was important to let her know I am committed to her happiness and would spare no effort to help her. “Hey Amtrak, would ya toss me the paper on your way out of the station?” I called out over my shoulder between bites. “Where you off to? Is there a cake sale at Sams Club?” “I HATE YOU!!!!” she shrieked and I laughed before replying “and I love both of you too, Ben & Jerry.” It was getting hard to keep a straight face and I was starting to really enjoy this helpful side of me. But it turns out she was really pissed, she leaves, slamming the door on her way out. From the driveway I hear a distant “BASTARD!” which is when I began to suspect she had gone all sideways on me. Apparently she really believes I did something wrong here. I called her a few hours later after cartoons were over and she just kept hanging up after yelling juvenile, profane insults into the phone. Jesus – women, complete nut jobs just waiting to go off. And if you don’t give them a reason, no problem. They’ll happily make one up. Guess I’ll have to microwave my own cheese dip and chips today. No big deal. At least it will be quiet. it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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lol, gotta love craigslist xD

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The answer to SUNDAY’s “More Dirty Minds” was a UNICORN.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I can see Uranus.
   
2. I can help you to shoot a moon.
   
3. You can only stick me out at night.

As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD

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THE DODGE COMPANY EXPOSED…

i aint one to hate , but I felt the need to spread this to everybody that I knew.  And what better way to do that than here?

lol, i never realized that.  But after seeing this picture, it all makes sense…. HAHA

 

 

SEE… I’M NOT A NERD.

only a loser.

taken from Cheryl, a fellow Xangan.  THANKS!
[though i never asked for permission in the first place.. @_@ ]

 

 

I feel so dirty.
After watching a movie today with my cuz Jon, we went downtown.
We went into the Apple Store.

::GASPS::

yes, i know.  I’m ashamed of what i did. 
After heading over to Compusa, we went to SonyStyle.   We were in there MUCH longer than we were in at the apple store.

So i guess my faithfulness to sony’s still there, right? xD

haha… anyways…

 

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The answer to TUESDAY’S “More Dirty Minds” was a BAKER.  Here are the clues for today:

1. I’m a horny stallion.
   
2. You can only fantasize about riding me.
   
3. No one has ever seen me come.

lol.. anyways…

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I’m back from my 5 day hiatus…

…didya miss me?

of course not =X

 

Anyways…  It’s time for…

SHOW AND TELL

I just wanted to show ya’ll and tell ya’ll that…

MY JUNK IS 5 1/2 INCHES LONG…. @_@

Here, take a look..

 

 

 

 

lmao.. what the hell were some of you thinking?
I can already see the smirks and (O_o) on your faces…

 

So yeah, I’ve been recieving HELLA mail from credit card companies, mostly “pre-approved” and a few of those crappy azz ones with the $32 yearly fees and a $15 processing fee and what not.

So I thought I’d have some fun and collect them, and see how many i get in a specific time frame.

And experimenting i did do.

Since August 14th, 2004 through December 31st, 2004 [4.5 months], I have recieved…

SEVENTY SIX  credit card apps.

 

In those 76 credit card applications, i got 26 fake cards [shown above].

Man, it would be hella cool if i carried them around with me and pretended that I had that many cards, eh?

 

Today is SUNDAY, JANUARY 9th, 2005.
Since the beginning of the year, there have only been SIX postal delivery days.

..and I’ve already recieved SEVEN apps.

JEEBUS.

 

I’m hella paranoid.

How am I going to dispose of the 76 apps that I have already?
I don’t think there are people that would snoop in our recycling or trash, but I don’t feel safe dumping them all into the recycling or in the trash.  It’ll just feel hella weird.

Dayum my dad for giving me his paranoia.  As if I didn’t have enough problems as it is already.. @_@
 

anyways..

 

WELL.. I CAN HONESTLY THAT…

…MY FRIENDS AREN’T THAT BAD… @_@

 

Ah, Old Friends Are the Best Friends…

LONDON (Reuters) – A British man was jailed on Friday for repeatedly stabbing a long lost best friend he had traced via the popular “Friends Reunited” Web site, and the victim says he still wants to be buddies.

Brendan Walsh, 27, nearly killed Noel Duff when he stabbed him seven times in a drunken rage because he mistakenly believed his friend had attacked his sister, Karen, whom Duff had started dating.

However, Walsh immediately became full of remorse, called an ambulance and Duff was rushed to a hospital where doctors said it was a miracle he had survived a stab wound to the heart.

Walsh, who was sentenced to three years in jail by London’s Old Bailey after pleading guilty to wounding with intent, had been a close friend with Duff at school and had met up with him again via the Web site, later introducing him to his sister.

“The victim is no longer angry at you and the remarkable fact is that (he) even gave evidence on your behalf and said he would like to be friends with you again,” Judge David Paget told Walsh, who was cleared of attempted murder.

“Even the victim later remarked ‘I can’t believe a stupid fight came to this’.”

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wowzer.. @_@

 

 

anyways…
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Enough of my craziness… til tomorrow..
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