December 8, 2004

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  The answer to SUNDAY'S "More Dirty Minds" was a SHOE.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. I make my living by going down and being dirty.
     
  2. I go deep in your tunnel to get my rocks off.
     
  3. You need a union card to use my shaft.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
  

  
  

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  ROFL!

  
  

  Oh man, sometimes Scott Adam's DILBERT comic just cracks me up with it's office humor.. xD

  
  

  

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  OH MY EFFFIN GAWDD...

  
  

  JUNO CUT ME OFF @_@

  
  

  

  
  

  that totally sucks. =

  
  

  I've had my very first two e-mail accounts with em since sometime in 1997.
  Man, i used to think juno was the shit!.

  
  

  now, it's just shit.

  
  

  talk about crap, being a "free" user, I can only access my e-mail online now, with it's UNGODLY 2MB mailbox.

  
  

  OMG, HOW CAN I POSSIBLY USE UP ALL OF MY 2MBS?!?! </sarcasm>
  whattayatalkingabout? me? disgruntled user?!?  never..

  
  

  I guess i was kind of naive, thinking that I wouldnt be affected.  I had set my juno program to be as if i was on a network (so i don't "call in" to get my mail, meaning i wouldnt be taking up their resources)
  They said that the free ones would not work after December 1st.

  
  

  It still worked on the 2nd.
  and the 3rd.
  and yes, still on the 4th.
  as on the 5th.
  and the 6th.

  
  

  Now, six days later than planned, it finally decides to nipp it in the butt.. @_@

  
  

  im glad i rerouted all my important stuff (ebay/paypal/compusa/newegg/etc.) accounts to my sbcglobal and gmail ones.

  
  

  haha, i never told my friends about the change.
  oh well.. screw 'em

  
  

  no more juno e-mail for me. =
  I'll probably still check it, but not as often as I have been (once a week instead of my usual twice a day)

  
  

   

  
  

  NO!

  
  

  NO!!!

  
  

  NO!!!!!!

  
  

  YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!!

  
  

  PAY ATTENTION! >__<

  
  

  
  THIS is the proper way to do a college term paper. :-p

  
  

  1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

  
  

  2. Log onto AIM, MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

  
  

  3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

  
  

  4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

  
  

  5. Check your email.

  
  

  6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to the caf and grab a hot chocolate. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

  
  

  7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
           7a. If your room is not clean, take out the garbage and vacuum first.

  
  

  8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

  
  

  9. Check your email.

  
  

  10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

  
  

  11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

  
  

  12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.

  
  

  13. Check your email.

  
  

  14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future (ie summer plans).

  
  

  15. Check your email.

  
  

  16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.

  
  

  17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your prof, the course, the college, the world at large.

  
  

  18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.

  
  

  19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.

  
  

  20. Check your email.

  
  

  21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

  
  

  22. Play some solitare.

  
  

  23. Check out bored.com.

  
  

  24. Wash your hands.

  
  

  25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.

  
  

  26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who every body is.

  
  

  27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

  
  

  28. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z

  
  

  29. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.

  
  

  30. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

  
  

  31. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

  
  

  32. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

  
  

  33. Punch the wall and break something.

  
  

  34. Check your email.

  
  

  35. Mumble obscenties.

  
  

  36. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

  
  

  37. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

  
  

  38. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.
  

  
  

  
  now THAT'S how you write a paper in college.

  
  

   

  
  

  P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-O-R-S

  
  

  U-N-I-T-E!!

  
  

   

  
  

  haha..

  
  

  anyways....
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  Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow..
  LATERS GATORS!

  
  

   

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