October 7, 2004

• Utada's fifth CD (1st American CD release) is #32 at Amazon.com.  sweeet..
  hella weird, i havnt heard too much about her on the radio or on TV.  maybe im not looking in the right places..

  
  

  Amazon's doin' flip flops!  First she was under "utada", now she's under "hikaru utada".  make up your mind, yo!

  
  

  ..oh well, congratulations to her
  As for me, I'll go downtown this friday to Virgin Megastore to pick up my copy :-p

  
  

  
  

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  The answer to Monday's "More Dirty Minds" was a TUBA.  Here are the clues for today:

  
  

  
  
  1. When I give it to you straight up, it's neat.
     
  2. If you don't give me your tip, I'm disappointed.
     
  3. I can make you a virgin.

  
  

  As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING! xD
  
  

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  NEXT TIME, IMMA DO IT...

  
  

  ... THE OLD FASHION WAY...

  
  

   

  
  

  GO OUT AND PURCHASE IT.

  
  

     So the other day my mom was in the farmers market and saw a deal that she couldn't resist.  It was a crapload of oranges for real cheap.  I think she paid like $3 or $4 for about 26 oranges.  But of course, how could three people possibly eat so many oranges in such a short period of time? (the oranges didn't look too "fresh", kinda old looking). 

  
  

  Answer:

  
  

  O-R-A-N-G-E    J-U-I-C-E.

  
  

  We could have done it the conventional way, with the orange juice squeezer (the simplistic thing where you spin the half oranges and the juices drip into a reservoir), but my mom thought that would take too much time and effort.  So instead, we did it in a more semi-advanced fashion.  We used a blender.

  
  

  Peel oranges, split into half and then let the blender do the rest.

  
  

  BAD IDEA.. =

  
  

    

  
  

  MmMmMmMmMmMm... doesn't that look hella tasty? </sarcasm>

  
  

   

  
  

  I put it in the fridge and an hour later decided to get a cup of it.  As I poured, the thick foamy crap was the bulk of what fell into my cup.

  
  

  I took a sip, it was thick.  it was bitter.  It was gross.

  
  

  We decided to put it into a strainer, to separate the juice from the "other stuff".  We started out with four bottles of the "blended orange crap", and now we're left with just two bottles of actual juice.

  
  

  What a waste of time, and it didn't even taste that good...

  
  

  From now on, it's back to Tropicana, Minute Maid, and Florida Orange Juice for me.
  
  
  
  WHAT XANGANS THINK OF OTHER XANGANS...

  
  

  So, while I was making this "WONDERFUL" ::gags:: OJ, Dina, a fellow xangan, IMmed me..

  
  

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  i eat bunny (7:35:29 PM): idleeeeeeeee
  

  
  

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  Auto response from coolguy885 (7:35:29 PM): away in lala land
  
  ...not the telletubbies one you dumb shits.. <>:o
  
  anyways.. leave a message and if you're special enough I'll get back to you
  
  or hit the cellieYO! 939-6573

  
  

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  i eat bunny (7:35:46 PM): *strokes chin*
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:35:50 PM): i could call you...
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:36:01 PM): but then again, there's no (###) on that
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:36:04 PM): 415?
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:36:07 PM): i duno...
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:37:24 PM): *goes to call..*
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:37:28 PM): nah im too lazy and tired.......
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:37:29 PM): le sigh.
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:37:33 PM): chris is acting weird..
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:37:37 PM): i think he's sexually frustrated..
  

  
  

  i eat bunny (7:37:42 PM): oh that silly silly boy @.@
  

  
  

  i eat bunny signed off at 7:40:14 PM.
  

  
  

  i eat bunny signed on at 7:41:07 PM.
  

  
  

  i eat bunny signed off at 8:00:30 PM.
  

  
  

  i eat bunny signed on at 8:00:42 PM.
  

  
  

  i eat bunny is away at 8:00:51 PM.
  

  
  

  i eat bunny signed off at 8:02:16 PM.

  
  

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  Yes chris, she was talkin about YOU. 

  
  

  whattayatalkinabout, im not trying to start shit.. xD

  
  

  rofl...

  
  

   

  
  

  anyways...

  
  

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  Enough of my craziness.. til tomorrow
  LATERS GATORS!

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