June 27, 2004
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The answer to yesterday's "More Dirty Minds" were DRUMS. Here are the clues for today:
- You use me once and then throw me away.
- One quick pull gets me off.
- Using me a second time would be sloppy.
As always, THINK CLEANLY and HAPPY GUESSING xD
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Before I Begin...
Um this is really random..but..
I just noticed that ur previous 8 posts were posted at 11:59 pm..Is that coincidence? or did u somehow program it to be like that? haha ..uh yeah..
Posted 6/26/2004 at 12:45 AM by VietRiceGirl - delete - block user
wow, im surprised somebody noticed that... O.o
I start my entries at 10PM, and i keep them private until 11:58, and when the clock turns 11:59, I "public" it and "update time stamp to current date and time".
So then you must be wondering, why was yesterday's posted at 11:17PM?
That was the real time i ended, and I was helping cousin Jon download some music videos, and by the time i remembered it was too late already...
..so no 11:59 last night
::shakes fist at jon::
Drums!
Aww, don't kill the penguins >_< and that's one kickass battle cry..
Posted 6/26/2004 at 4:08 AM by HellScorpion - delete - block user
Drums is correct
Haha.. penguins are evil, throw rocks at 'em
actually, I think penguins are hella cool
THAT BATTLE CRY WAS SOOOOOOO SOMETHING THAT I WOULD SAY
who needs BBC/Yahoo/CNN when we have Eric to inform us of pointless news? YAY!! 
Posted 6/26/2004 at 10:43 AM by CaKaLusa - delete - block user
Do i sense some slight sarcasm?
Ah well
yeah europe has horrible rates of population.
they're just not reproducing fast enough but thats not really any new news, its ALWAYS been like that with europe, a negative drop in the range.
the citizens get huge tax breaks if there is a new borne, an incentive to hop into bed, eh gents.
Posted 6/26/2004 at 12:11 PM by muntedkowhai - delete - block user
Sex and tax break.. what more can we ask for?
Thoughts of the Day...
WHATTA WASTED DAY...
What I planned on doing today:
Wake up at 8AM/ Go for morning jog/ Go to the Bank/ Go to Albertsons/ Go to grandparents/ dinner/ be bored for the rest of the night
What I ended up doing today:
Woke up at 10AM/ went jogging/ watched family guy for 2 hours straight/ went to visit grandparents/ after dinner watched more Family Guy and part of the first season of Friends.
and here I am now..
What a unproductive day..
PLEASURE IN THE COURT!
I SAY... PLEASURE IN THE COURT!
Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court
OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma state judge frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, charges a petition by the state's attorney general seeking his removal.
Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed the petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the ouster of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution," Edmondson's spokesman said on Thursday.
The judge flatly denies the charges made in the petition, his lawyer, Clark Brewster, said on Thursday. He said the judge received a penis pump for his 50th birthday as a gag gift, which became a source of a running joke in the courthouse.
"The allegations are bizarre and preposterous," Brewster said. "Recently, some members of local law enforcement that are upset with a number of his rulings, used this situation to embarrass and attack him."
The judge, who was first elected to the bench more than 20 years ago in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City.
In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.
"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.
Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.
According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend.
The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators.
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total chaos..
Only in Oklahoma...
TWO FAVS ROLLED INTO ONE....
Czechs Roll Out Marijuana Flavored Liquor
PRAGUE, Czech Republic - A large alcoholic drinks manufacturer has launched a marijuana flavored liquor, the company said Friday.
The drink does not contain any tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC, which is the active substance in marijuana. But the beverage does have an alcohol level of 16 percent, said Jiri Janak, the head of liquor production at Drinks Union.
"We produce it from hemp, but there's no THC in it," Janak said, adding he has received no complaints from anti-drug activists.
He said the flavored vodka is sold mostly in large supermarket chains and in some restaurants.
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interesting....
anyways...
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Enough of my craziness.. TIL TOMORROW!
LATERS GATORS! - You use me once and then throw me away.
Comments (3)
i knew i wanted to visit prague for a reason.
everyday is an unproductive day for me
Marijuana flavored liquor? Whoa I have yet to try. And there's nothing wrong with masturbating in court... I mean, what else is he supposed to do during a long borrrring case? >_<
A TISSUE! :laugh:
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