November 26, 2003
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The answer to yesterday's "Dirty Minds" was a HANDSHAKE [ The POSITIONS must have threw you off
] Anyhoo, here are today's clues:
- I need licking before the pricking.
- My end slides in a very small hole.
- I can slip out at the wrong moment.
As always, THINK CLEANLY, and HAPPY GUESSING!
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RaNdOmNeSs... FUNNY @$$ CONVOS (Worth the read? maybe not but read it anyways)
CONVO WITH DAD WHILE I WAS PARKING THE CAR:
Dad: Dude, don't park the car so close to the left, its going to be hard to back out tomorrow.
Me: Isn't Cathleen [sister @ Davis. bleh] driving tomorrow?
Dad: Yes.
Me: [Goes closer towards left] Okay then.
Dad: You son of a bitch.
Mom: HEY!
[LOL. Told you that even though your parents don't know english, they will ALWAYS know the profanity.]
NURSES AT UCSF:
Betsy: Bye Eric, have a nice turkey day!
Me: Thanks.
Betsy: Just remember, the average person will stuff themselves with more than 3500 calories tomorrow.
Chris: And consuming 3400 calories is about one pound.
Betsy: Food for thought while you're eating.
[i think they were callin me fat! haha...naw, i know that fact already
]
CONVO ABOUT X-MAS PRESENTS WITH LEANNE:
LeEbO9185 (7:50:33 PM): i'm gunna be cheap on everyone
coolguy885 (7:50:37 PM): LOL
LeEbO9185 (7:51:41 PM): but i expect something big from u , hahahaha
coolguy885 (7:51:56 PM): big? why big?
LeEbO9185 (7:52:06 PM): i dunno, or something really good
coolguy885 (7:52:08 PM): i can give you a big box w/ nothing in it
coolguy885 (7:52:14 PM): thats big
LeEbO9185 (7:52:17 PM): gift card to Urban outfitter
LeEbO9185 (7:52:28 PM): with 50 dollars haha
LeEbO9185 (7:52:33 PM): that would be great
coolguy885 (7:53:20 PM): how about this? ill get you a $5 and we call it
even
LeEbO9185 (7:53:26 PM): never
LeEbO9185 (7:53:38 PM): u can collaborate with jon for my gift
coolguy885 (7:53:41 PM): haha
coolguy885 (7:53:49 PM): what size shirt do you wear?
LeEbO9185 (7:53:53 PM): i want $$$$$$$$$$
coolguy885 (7:53:59 PM): i cant afford you!
LeEbO9185 (7:54:04 PM): yeah u can
LeEbO9185 (7:54:11 PM): all of your paycheck to me!
LeEbO9185 (7:54:19 PM): please
coolguy885 (7:56:08 PM): you SO funny
LeEbO9185 (7:56:21 PM): u owe me BIG!
[I'll get you a BIG box with a $5 starbucks card.
]
CONVO WITH JON ABOUT CONVO I HAD WITH LEANNE:
alhsmustang03 (8:01:41 PM): LeEbO9185 (8:05:02 PM): eric said, i cant afford u, u arent special enough to get my whole paycheck for a xmas gift, unles....
LeEbO9185 (8:05:04 PM): jk....
LeEbO9185 (8:05:06 PM): ahhhhhhhhhhhh
LeEbO9185 (8:05:10 PM): unless*
LeEbO9185 (8:05:24 PM): unless!!!!!!
LeEbO9185 (8:05:32 PM): anthony all over again!
[haha...i guess certain people are rubbing off on me
]
CONVO w/ MEREDITH ABOUT THE QUIZETTE ON YESTERDAY'S BLOG
bolanM71 (6:09:42 PM): hmmm...what would I rate my life NOW?
coolguy885 (6:09:54 PM): NC-17!
bolanM71 (6:09:57 PM): now I would give it like...PG
bolanM71 (6:10:02 PM): HA!!! NC-17!!!
bolanM71 (6:10:12 PM): That may be the case in a few months!!!
[WHOA...]
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SEAN... I SEE YOU FINALLY JOINED OUR LITTLE ONLINE CULT. ENJOY
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HYPERLINKING IS SO MUCH FUN!
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Alright, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ONE AND ALL...AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT! (Oh wait, wrong Holiday. Oh well, my statement still stands!)
ENJOY YOURSELFS!
- I need licking before the pricking.
Comments (4)
WHOA. What could that be? Ihave no idea but so many dirty thoughts are running through my head.
Oh, I didn't know you subscribed to RJ_The_Lion. That's my first cousin haha
Eric...don't get ideas about my life being NC-17. SOOOOO out of context!
eric are u gonna buy me a 50 gift card to urban outfitters too?? lol...
You... _____ ______ _____... sound like what u hear on a normal basisi jus use your imagination! haha! THREAD!
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