November 12, 2003
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The answer to yesterday’s “Dirty Minds” was PROGRAMMER. Here are today’s clues:
- I’ve got blue balls.
- One ball is white and one ball is black.
- You get more action with a powdered tip.
As always, have fun and think cleanly
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Happenings of the day:
1. I ACTUALLY WOKE UP AT 6:00AM THIS MORNING
…but i didn’t get out of bed til 7AM
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2. AWAY MESSAGES ARE VERY DISTRACTING
…at least for me they are. I have this odd fascination with away messages. And this morning there were about 14 away messages that were on on my buddy list. And yes, i DID read each and every one of yours.
3. ITS HARD TO THINK EARLY IN THE MORNING.
I actually *continued* my speech writing around 9AM. 7o’clock was just too early for me to concentrate. Either that, or i didn’t have my daily dose of CHERRIOS :-]. Even after the cherrios i was just sitting there like an idiot, decided to see what was good on the tube, nada. Had my music on, but that even brought me off task even more. Must have *seriously* continued it around 9:45-10 time. so bad =[
4. WHOEVER INVENTED PROCRASTINATION SHOULD DIE!
Either that, or win the century's most brilliant idea award! Why, you ask? Because its a smart invention, and it doesn't take too much will power to try. And once you try it out, YOU GET HOOKED! And best of all, its FREEE!!!
5. [go]NADS…DONT LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM
Darn, i think i forgot something at home today…
ü Speech
ü Visual Aide
ü 3 Books that were my resources
Confidence
Damn, i knew i forgot something
. I don’t know what was up with me, but appearantly my body didn’t feel like cooperating. I reread my speech and practiced a few times, but i can honestly say that IT WAS MY WORST SPEECH EVER! The things i did:
countless ”ums”
many slurs
some mumbling
“gasps for air” ie. talkin w/o takin breath and slight gasp/pause
“ad lib” gone wrong…very wrong
jittery hands VERY APPEARENT when holding up my chart
“Talked to my visual aide”
misread/lost place, did the “Jon on stage of graduation” sound (i smell a zero eprops coming up but i dont care..hehe)
and my topic was the most uninteresting. I had the most “serious” one. The other three that went today were: legalizing crack, purchasing organic bananas so farmers in central america won’t become sterile from the pesticides, and retweaking CA’s three strikes law. and all THREE had a humorous undertone. And then there was mine. Aiyah… at least it is over with. DONE! FIN! COMPLETO! Nothing for me to do for the next FIVE (yes, count ‘em) FIVE class sessions. Just sit and enjoy other people’s speeches. But on the bright side…err…wait..i don’t think there IS a bright side.
6. I STILL ENJOY WORKING AT UCSF
Yes, thats pretty lame, but I feel hecka old there. Out of us three student aides, I’m the one that has been there for the longest time. THREE YEARS AND COUNTING. And i had a verbal agreement with my supervisor that I’ll probably stay there until i get out from SFSU, or until i get fired, whichever comes first. Pay’s good/ Nurses cool/ supervisors GREAT/ and doctors..well, the doctors..they scare me. Especially two of them, but i don’t get into their way so its all good. Stayed til 6 to accompany my supervisor today. She was contemplating whether to go to the Millbury Union gym or not. She must have asked me at least TWO DOZEN times if she should go. She finally gave up and decided to go, after making excuses and telling me that im “useless” and “not very helpful in persuading.”
Haha…so i guess i probably didn’t pursuade my speech class too well about the importance of legalizing euthanasia. Eh, oh well. I’m not the kind of person to dwell about the past.
Can’t think of anything else to write, so if i got anything i’ll update later. Until then…laters gators
- I’ve got blue balls.
Comments (2)
BILLIARD BOARD/GAME!
haha i reaad everyone’s away message too, when i get on…hahaha…yeah..not a good persuader…whatever…