November 6, 2003

  • The answer to yesterday's "Dirty Minds" was MECHANIC.  Today's clues are...



    1. I happen when you’re in the hole.
    2. When you’re in me, everyone knows you’re flat.
    3. When you do it, you’re belly up.

    As always... think cleanly and happy guessing


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    Received fewer "0 eProps" than i hoped for/expected...haha...good shit! anyways...


     


    I stole this from booger's xanga... try it out


     


    A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
    B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
    C You definitely have a party side in you, don't be shy to show it.
    D You have trouble trusting people.
    E You are a very exciting person.
    F Everyone loves you.
    G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
    H You are not judgemental.
    I You are always smiling & making others smile.
    J Jealousy.
    K You like to try new things.
    L Love is something you deeply believe in.
    M Success comes easily to you.
    N You like to work, but you always want a break.
    O You are very open-minded.
    P You are very friendly and understanding.
    Q You are a hypocrite.
    R You are a social butterfly.
    S You are very broad-minded.
    T You have an attitude, a big one.
    U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
    V You have a very good physical and looks.
    W You like your privacy .
    X You never let people tell you what to do .
    Y You cause a lot of trouble.
    Z You're always fighting with someone.


     


    ACCORDING TO THIS, I'M....


     


    (E) You are a very exciting person.


          Haha...o really... i beg to differ...exciting...no... retarded..yes!


    (R) You are a social butterfly.


          Social butterfly huh?... as in flyin away from social situations?  if so then yes, i'm a social butterfly...if not then no, im not... did that statement make sense? eh..o well..dont matter...
    (I) You are always smiling & making others smile.


          I do smile all the time...im easily amused and DARN PROUD OF IT!  I can stare at anything and find it funny...or sometimes i have random thought in my mind that make me chuckle outta nowhere..and ppl be like "WTF!"... and i make others smile (LAUGH) when they see my facial reactions...haha...thats how fugly it is


    (C) You definitely have a party side in you, don't be shy to show it.


          I have a party side? or is it a CRAZY side?  anyways..thats um...cool!  um... i think i might have misplaced it... DONT JUST STAND THERE!! HELP ME FIND IT!!  haha...jkjk



    Thoughts & Lessons of the Day...


    1.  CORNER STORES HAVE EVERYTHING...


          Except for the only item that you need...  For Aurora's (supervisor) surprise birthday party at work this morning, Helen (supervisor) realized that they didn't have any plates...so she asked me to go and buy some... Both the UCSF giftshop nor the bookstore had any...so I had to go down to the corner stores on 9th and Irving... they had some plates so i cleared them out (2pks of 15) but i didnt think it was enough, so i went to the corner store on 7th and Irving (Stand BI market) and bought a pack of 22 plates that were bigger in size, but cost alot more too..shoulda went to a supermarket, but was strapped for time...


     


    2.  CORNER STORES HAVE EVERYTHING... (PART II)


          The limited space at Stand BI Market made me believe that they didnt have too much in stock...i went to the aisle closest to the back.. here were the items, in no particular order...  Pet Food/Cups/Plates/Tissue/ DIRTY MAGAZINES & VIDEOS/ soda/ and alcohol... notice anything out of place in that sentence? i don't...heh


     


    3.  SEA-MONKEYS SUCK.


          Period.  heh..well i bought a package of sea-monkeys w/ the aquarium @ ambassador toys on west portal..those things are SUPPOSED to last for at LEAST 2 years... its been less than half a year, and in my aquarium i have like one left... heh...wtf...


     


    4.  I'M BAD WHEN IT COMES TO TAKING TESTS...


          Might it be because I didnt study for it?   In BECA we received our test scores back... Diane and Jon both got A's.  I got a C...but i don't really care...i aint my sister...i have low expectations... i dont hafta be/ want to be class valedictorian in HS or any of that shit... as long as i get by with a C in my classes im good...


     


    5.  I NEED TO GET SOME NOISE CANCELLING EARPHONES...


          I saw some noise cancelling headphones from sony that i hella want now...



    they're not that expensive..heh...  why do i need em you might ask...its because...


     


    6. MUNI SUCKS


          Explaination for #5 on my list.  Especially in the morning and in the afternoon...with stupid LOUD elementary/middle schoolers... 'nuff said.  I'd like to enjoy my music in peace and quiteness... also, MUNI takes FOREVER to come when you want it to come ASAP...as long as i am content with my muzak, ill be alright


          Unless the bus is UBERlate or UBERcrowded, that is... and oh yeah...DAMN!! TAKE YOUR FUCKING BACKPACKS OFF AND PLACE EM BETWEEN YOUR FUCKING LEGS ON THE BUS!!  ITS INCONSIDERATE TO TAKE UP MORE SPACE THEN YOU NEED... BACKPACKS ON CROWDED BUSES PISS ME OFF!!!  yes, so there was a couple today on the bus (not hatin on couples) but they were standing behind me with their backpacks on and sheit..and the 43 was like speedin hella fast, and on one of the turns i sorta "pushed" into the bitch..then the bitch's BF was like...WATCH THE FUCK OUT DUDE... me thinkin.. ::FUCK YOU!! its you BEOTCHES THAT GOT YOUR FUCKIN BACKPACKS ON...and just a fuckin nudge:: but i just rolled my eye at em and turned around... they were like blockin the whole aisle and i was in that cubby (between the one seat and 2 seats.. ya MUNI riderz know what im talkin about...) not only were their backpacks protrudin but like they were all huggy and shit, and kinda curled so their backpacks were protrudin out even more...eh...no more ranting abouts it... gosh..that was a very LONG 5 minute busride..heh


     


    7. LOW SELF-ESTEEM? BLAME YOUR PARENTS.


          Chinese parents are the evilest kind of parents there are...at least the immigrant ones/ pre-first generation ones...they are brutally honest and everything... my friends and I used to joke saying the ones not from here when they get to frisco (if this was their destination), they would not know an ounce of english, except for "ber-key-lee" (refering to UC Berkeley) and "Low woe" (referring to Lowell High School).  its funny how some actually know about these institutions back in China or HK.


          Anyways, back on topic... i got my haircut today, and i thought it was alright...when i got home, my mom stared at it for a few seconds, and she TRIED not to laugh..but then she did... and then when my dad came home, i stood at the doorway seein how long it would be before he'd notice... one glance...smirk...looked down..then looked up... laugh.. ::hey looks like BART SIMPSON hair:: and then it was ::hey makes your face look more funny:: ...then later durin dinner he was starin again..and i was like %^&* OFF! and he was like.. ::if they ever do a simpsons movie you should try out::  aiyah...


     


    8. IM PROCRASTINAT.....


          Eh...too lazy to finish that statement...haha..jk...aiyah..my informative speech that i gots to deliver in front of my class in less than a week (11/12/03..6 days and counting...) is an assignment which i should start pretty soon... i was thinking of maybe doing it on euthanasia but this chick who is like hella smarter is gonna do it, so i might as well drop out of the race while im ahead...now i gots to pick a new topic.


     


    well..nothing much left to rant about... i think im done for now.. o well.. laters gators...

Comments (5)

  • INteresting and funny post here... Bart..... muwakaka

    wat do u mean "u think?" ??

  • nice.....propz =D

  • I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU! muni sucks! especially when you have to take the 29 in the morning...oh my lord a.p kids suck my ass! i usually get on on noriega and the bus is jam packed so sometimes the bus doesn't even stop! and im just SHIT them damn ap kids need to get off and WALK! other folks need to get to class to ya know!

    chinese parents ARE evil. ::sniff sniff:: shit just becuase I didn't go to a UC or to F-ING lowell! sheesh.

  • hey eric! hahah again. errr ok BYE!

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