November 5, 2003

  • The answer to yesterday's "Dirty Minds" was a DETECTIVE.  Today's clues...



    1. I use my tool on your body.
    2. I do it in cars.
    3. I love to play with your parts.

    Think cleanly, and happy guessing...


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    Lessons of the day... going to write less (haha.. lets see how long i can last) thank Shirley for it


     


    1. "RAINING" "DRIZZLING" and "MISTY" CANNOT BE USED INTERCHANGABLY...


         At least thats what that lowell crowd (namely Diane and Sherman)claims...haha.  Well, to me anything that falls from the sky that resembles water is RAIN...so blah!


     


    2.  AN UMBRELLA WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD FOR A DAY LIKE TODAY.  A FLEECE SHIRT WOULD NOT.


         I got pretty wet today from the <insert form of rain you wish to use> today... the weather reports said the rain would start tomorrow, so i didnt think too much of it... i dont mind gettin wet, but when fleece gets wet it gets kinda yucky...


     


    3.  YOUR PARENT'S WORD IS WORTH CRAP.  WELL, AT LEAST MINES ARE...


         After work, I recieve a voice message on my cell from mom tellin me to wait downstairs of UCSF (lower part where N-judah runs) for my dad to pick me up at 5:15.  I waited there for a while, then call em back around 5:30ish, and mom said they were stuck in traffic.  She calls me at 5:45 to inform me that they decided to take a different route home, so id have to take the bus home myself.  So i basically waited around 30min in the <insert form of water from sky> for them, only for her to tell me that i gotta take the bus home myself.  that totally sucked major ass...


     


    4. CHANGE IS GOOD...


         After growin out my hair to be the "chia pet" that it has been, i think im gonna try out a new hair style... mom started out "the do" but i didnt really like it, so im gonna go to my barber tomorrow and try something new...gonna do it either before school or after school, depending on work tomorrow morning...wish me luck .


     


    5. MACDONALDS = YUM


       Jon insisted on goin to MickyDee's for lunch...i actually was sorta cravin a mcgrittles this mornin (when diane, lianna and i went to borders for Diane's cd but thats another story...)  speaking of which...


     


    6. DIETS ARE LIKE PROMISES...THEY ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN.


        Cheated on my diet like theres no tomorrow...literally...im like...alright, ill bring a smaller sandwich for lunch ==> buy bag of chips to accompany sandwich (good think laurie wasnt around cuz i told her she can whack me if she saw me cheat.)  @ McD got a "side salad" and had 1 of 2 apple pies...  :::mmm....warm apple pie::: (yes, that was a dirty minds moment) haha..anyways... and Lastly...


     


    7. <TO YOLANDA>  BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT, I THOUGHT IT OVER AND HERES THE PIC FOR MY GENERAL AUDIENCE


         Yolanda = Sheep =


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    EDIT: 10.01 PM


     


    Well, i told yolanda that i would post up my faux christmas shopping list... well, here goes...


    I PLAN TO GET....




    • Jackie (jackietabackie aka allineedisu aka evil b!tch): a bucket of DOG SHIT...you know why... (refer to number two on Nov 2's list). ether that or a CLUMP OF COAL...


    • Yolanda: since you're niceR than jackie, and since you were her lil partner in crime, i'll get you the dog that poops the shit for jackies bucket


    • Laurie: the only way i can get back at you would be to find "da Man" and lead him to your house...haha...that's the only thing i can do...yes, you are so cool that i will do my best to hunt him down get that to happen...just for you   have fun


    • Jen (aka pimptress): your own ebay account for you to buy stuff...haha


    • Leanne: something to shock YOUR @$$ WITH! that slot machine shocker thing was pretty cool...relieved my temporary arthitis..but hurt like a bitch cuz i didnt expect that to happen... or if ya want i can give you that starbucks card i promised you, worth $2.  (btw...too lazy to start a running tab on all you've freeloaded off me)


    • Jon (aka. cousin's cousin's cousin...does that sound about right?) :  a nice glazed ham for your family...or for yourself...heh (inside joke)


    • Ipac (aka..hacker): something you can do "over and over and over again" <~ jon's words not mines...haha... (inside joke that prolle a gazillion of us lincolnheads know... )

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    Watch me get hella "0 eProps" for this entry...haha...i dont care cuz i had hella fun writing it...okay, laters gators

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