November 2, 2003

• Now Listening to: Baby Vox – Casually  (i think…in korean its )
  

  
  

  This was one of the crazier songs i have…just to reflect the craziness of Saturday

  
  

  The answer to the “Dirty Minds” from like a bijillion years ago was “EGG“.  Here are today’s clues…

  
  

  
  
  1. I have the right tool for your crevice.
     
  2. You’re dirty when you grab my hose.
     
  3. I’m a dirt bag that sucks.

  
  

  HAPPY GUESSING…

  
  

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  HELLA PICS BELOW…wait for em to load…i think its worth it…

  
  

  more pics at my webshots account… http://community.webshots.com/user/aznbro85

  
  

   

  
  

  You know what I realized?  Through PAIN there is HUMOR… look at some things I learned between Friday and Today (Sunday).

  
  

   

  
  

  
  
  1. Caffeine Pills + Appetite Suppressants + 24oz. DOUBLE SHOT Mocha + Soda and Candy DO NOT MIX…

  
  

  Woke up early to work on last minute homework, so I popped 2 NO DOZE in order to keep awake.Then before school I popped 2 appetite suppressants so I wouldn’t eat as much (I realized that those have 200mg of caffeine in each ).  After English went to get breakfast, Diane got Double Shot of Cafe Mocha, so I got both of us a 24oz. cup of it…. Yes, that’s even MORE caffeine.Throughout the day had hecka candy and soda (fyi… App Sups DO NOT WORK…only have a few left so dont trip ppl…).Felt hella jittery throughout the whole day…

  
  

  Weird too, because I had a gigantic appetite today too… i had a HARD time controlling my eating …felt much better after I puked some at night..yeah…very bad… alright..lets change the topic, shall we… NEXT LESSON……

  
  

   

  
  

    2. DO NOT PISS OFF JACKIE LE.  YOU’LL BE SORRY IF YOU DO….

  
  

            Here was the situation… She helped me do my original xanga design… I was really impressed and thankful so i’d told her I’ll pay her back when I see her (for her “services”…heh).  She said no, so i said i’ll just treat her out to lunch on friday.  On friday she came to State, so i was gonna treat her and Yolanda out to lunch, but they declined.  They left earlier than expected so I walked them to Jackie’s car…while they were picking out glowsticks I took out a $20… little Ms. YOLANDA saw me out w/ my wallet and was like.. WTF you doin? i crumpled up the $20 in my hand and i told her i was puttin away my fastpass…  Jackie drove me to the front of campus to drop me off, and on my way out i threw the crumpled $20 onto her back seat and RAN FOR DEAR LIFE…heh…  I text messaged her and told her that i left some moolah in there.. this was her response:

  
  

  

  
  

  Its kinda hard to read (duh) but it says: “I know and next time i see you im going to run you over with my car oh and i hope you like the color pink“.

  
  

   

  
  

  I thought she was just kidding, but appearantly she WASN’T.  When I got home i tried to log into Xanga and I realized that she CHANGED MY PASSWORD.  She also changed the WHOLE LAYOUT.  If you didnt get a chance to see it, or if you didnt notice those comments in the flobberbox, this was what she did: (CLICK TO ENLARGE… wait…why am i telling you guys to enlarge it?)

  
  

  

  
  

   

  
  

  Dayum…i felt so moded…haha  I called her up ASAP and told her to change it.  She told me that she would change it once she got home.  She also told me what the changed password was.   After waiting a few LONG hours for her, i realized that she probably wouldnt get home anytime soon, since it WAS halloween night.  So, I went in and tried to edit it myself.  Was totally confused, so i changed all the hex-decimal numbers to “FFFFFF” and “000000″ so it was nicely black and white (but the links were still pink ::sigh::…yeah, it was pretty nasty (i think the pink might actually have been better…haha).  She was nice enough to change it to what you see now..and hopefully she’ll fix it so it was back how it was soon (nice and black)…

  
  

   

  
  

  EDIT: 11/3/03: THANKS JACKIE…LOOKIN’ GOOD NOW… CHANGED MY PASSWORD TO SO BLAH!!

  
  

   

  
  

  3. DO NOT FUCKING RUB YOUR FUCKING EYES WHEN YOU ARE WEARING FUCKING HARD CONTACT LENSES…

  
  

   

  
  

      You would think that after wearing hard contacts for three months, you woulda learned that rubbing your eyes is NOT ideal…  Stupid lil me decided to anyways.  My right eye’s contact didnt seem too clear, and it was also gettin a little itchy, so what did i do? i RUBBED it…what a dumbass..next thing you know, it fell outta place.  It was dark, was waiting for the bus, and i was HALF blind. aiyah…well, got home safely (even though it was DARK and i was semi-blind) and fixed it…

  
  

   

  
  

  4. HALLOWEEN SUCKS @$$ ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE ANY PLANS… 

  
  

      (nuff said…)

  
  

   

  
  

  —–SATURDAY—–

  
  

  5. IF YOU WEAR GLASSES or CONTACTS, WEAR THEM WHEN YOU GO RUNNING…AND, IF YOU HAVE MUSIC, DON’T HAVE IT UP TOO LOUD WHILE CROSSING AN INTERSECTION @ 8:00 IN THE MORNING ON A FOGGY DAY!

  
  

       Almost collided with a car while crossing the intersection between Great Highway and the end of Ulloa.  But it was my fault…::damn pedestrians!::  haha…anyways…

  
  

   

  
  

  6. FALLING ON YOUR ASS IS BETTER THAN FALLING FORWARD…

  
  

      Your ass is a VERY LARGE CUSHION….but if you were to fall forward then that would hurt “uber”lot …not that it happened to me yesterday, but yeah….

  
  

   

  
  

  7. IF YOU PLACE THREE GUYS AND 1 GIRL TOGETHER IN A ROOM… PREPARE FOR INTERESTING STUFF TO GO DOWN…

  
  

     Haha…i wasnt meaning the way how some of you guys were thinking…heh…yesterday anthony, Jenny and I went over and RANSACKed Jon’s House…it was pretty fun…

  
  

  P.S. More on that later…

  
  

   

  
  

  —–SUNDAY—–

  
  

  8. IF YOU PLAN ON DOING A LONG ENTRY FOR XANGA…REMEMBER TO SAVE IT ONCE IN A WHILE…YOU’LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT!

  
  

     I was working on this earlier while talking with my a new friend of mine i met yesterday (jenny aka.. pimptress lee ) and I was on #2 to this wacky list when my POWER WENT OUT… I guess it was God’s way of saying..”Dude..don’t bid on that jacket [on ebay] for jenny…”

  
  

   

  
  

  9. IF YOU PROMISED SOMEBODY YOU’RE GOING TO HELP THEM BID ON SOMETHING, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.

  
  

       Sure as hell glad that I did… after my power went out, i called my cousin Jon and got him to help me bid on PiMpTrEsS LeE’s Jacket.  Dang..now i gotta change my ebay password too…

  
  

      Hecka afraid of your parents now JON…. we TERRORIZE your house last night and then TODAY you use me as an EXCUSE to get out of doing a chore… and your dad had to drive us home last night… I dont think ill be goin over there in a while… :-X

  
  

   

  
  

  LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

  
  

   

  
  

  10. DO NOT PUT A BOTTLE OF FRAPPUCCINO ON AN UNEVEN SURFACE (OR SOFT SURFACE)…YOU’RE JUST SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR DESTRUCTION…WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, DON’T SWEAR TOO LOUD EITHER.

  
  

        I called up my sister in davis because of the blackout since i had nothing better to do.  Chatted with her while i was lying on the floor.  After i hung up with her, i went for a stretch, and i knocked over my half open Frap.  Let out a LOUD *FUCK!* which woke up an already disgruntled half asleep dad… bad move… i woulda taken a pic and showed you guys…but with what happened already…never mind… :-X  anyways…

  
  

   

  
  

  ===PiCs fRoM yEsTeRdAy===

  
  

   

  
  

  (yes..im full of contridictions today…i hate it when people type like that, but yet i use it to EmPhAsIzE…)

  
  

  

  
  

  Operation Christmas Child Boy’s Box… LEGOS/toy cars/ blue’s clues notepad & crayon/ TP/ toothbrush & toothpaste/ jump rope/markers & notepad/ gummy and hard candy

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  Operation Christmas Child Girl’s Box… Barbie/TP/jumprope/markers & notepad/blues’ clues’ crayon & notepad/toothpaste & toothbrush/ GUMMY and HARD CANDY

  
  

  

  
  

  Waiting for Jen to show up…we were playing with Monopoly Pieces.

  
  

  

  
  

  Jen is RICH!!  Look at all em BIG BILLS!

  
  

  

  
  

  My Stuff… After I sold my property to Jen for $100 and stuff…haaha..cool times…

  
  

  

  
  

  Ipac’s Stuff… low on doe… high in property

  
  

  

  
  

  OH DAMN! LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF THAT JEN HAD!!

  
  

  

  
  

  Jen and her evil Mr. Burns impression…

  
  

  

  
  

  Face of the biggest loser in the world…i wasnt ready i tell ya!

  
  

  

  
  

  notice how my side has nothing?  such a LOSER… dang me for selling all my stuff to Jen..heh

  
  

  

  
  

  IMITATION JENGA TIME!!!!

  
  

  

  
  

  Our created game of Pokeropoly… Play 5 rounds of monopoly, then we gamble with our property and our money…hecka fun, even though I folded hecka early to save my moolah

  
  

  

  
  

  Dog pumping iron?  Nope… dog’s HUMPING iron!

  
  

  

  
  

  Jen goes “rodney king” on ipac’s ass for stealin all the candy…i think… bad jon for bringin out our animal instincts with your throwing candy in air and watch us fight for it…heh

  
  

  

  
  

  very fuzzy pic of ipac in pain on floor…

  
  

  

  
  

  ” ALRIGHT!! FUN’S OVER! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!” -Jon R. Woo

  
  

   

  
  

  okay, im done with todays entry…maybe ill make another if i have time… okee…enuff for now…i think.. laters gators…heh

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